Ok everybody, I get the point. Clones are bad. In fact, I got it the first 500 times I read that on this forum. Why does everyone seem to forget here that I am not asking for super high quality perfection, I am only asking for something that works. Period. I have also read on this forum, many more than 500 times, that most people who have clones like them. I have a hard time believing that the authentic version is always the best, much less believing that I should only expect basic functionality if I buy authentic. That kind of logic is flawed based on the simple fact that if clones did not work, no one would buy them. So in order to even be able to sell these products, the vast majority must be expected to work.
Also, I am feeling the need to remind those reading this thread that I happened to end up with two clones in a row with severe manufacturing defects
from the same vendor. So as far as I can tell, this is not a clone issue. It is a manufacturer/vendor issue, which means chances are pretty high that if I buy from a different vendor, I will not have problems of such severity. All I ask for is something that works. I don't mind if I have to fiddle with it to get it to work, or if I need to upgrade it to make it easier to use or make it work better. I do mind if I need a machine shop, or to buy replacement parts, in order to get it to work when I first got it. That, imo, is a product that should not have been sold, clone or not. My problem, as I originally stated it, was never
just because I bought a clone - it is because I bought a clone from someone who sells terrible clones. There is a difference.
This kind of argument is reminding me over and over of people who wear really expensive, brand name clothes, then tell you it's your fault for buying cheap clothes when a thread comes out the first week you wear your new shirt. Yes, of course you're more likely to have problems with cheap clothes, but that doesn't mean you should expect to have such problems as a universal give-in, because it is still an unlikely occurrence. Nor does it actually help to solve the problem when your main piece of advice is to tell someone to live outside their means. No matter how sound the advice may seem to you, it does not help if it does not actually apply to that person.

Now that that rant's out of the way...
Anumber, I know I did not get the same clone you recommended. I still was very careful with my choice, the one I chose and similar models got many excellent reviews. (In sharp contrast, the reviews popping up now for the nemesis clones on MFS's website are pretty scary...). As I said above, if I have to fiddle with it that's fine, as long as it doesn't require more machining. We shall see when I get it.
VaPries, I thought about the magnet switches, and I decided to wait and see how I feel about it when I get it. I can tell by the lopsided nemesis I have that as long as I use a flat top battery the switch doesn't catch. If I decide I really want them I'll throw them in on my next order.
Blind illusion, ty for the ideas. I'll take a look at them.