No, I do not work in a bakery.

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Rabbit Chaser

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Funny thing about vaping. I don't stink and people don't tell me I smell like an ashtray. Instead I hear, on a regular basis, "Do you work in a bakery? You smell like cookies." Or, "I smell cotton candy or something really sweet...what is that?" I love that I smell like a cookie factory no matter what deliciousness I am vaping.
 

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Used to love faking poo breaks at work to vape. Then someone would use the bathroom after me and eventually somebody had the nads to ask me what I ate to fart what they described as "air candy." I lol to myself picturing them sniffing around the bathroom, and liking it...all while under the impression it's farts. Hahahahahaha!

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I'm a Customs officer, and I often vape in the inspection area while waiting for passengers, when I first started, my coworkers were wondering who was cooking waffles, worse yet before I became a cop I was a chef, and all my coworkers know it, the look of betrayal on their faces when they realized I was not making them any desert...............
 

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Used to love faking poo breaks at work to vape. Then someone would use the bathroom after me and eventually somebody had the nads to ask me what I ate to fart what they described as "air candy." I lol to myself picturing them sniffing around the bathroom, and liking it...all while under the impression it's farts. Hahahahahaha!

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almost fell out of my chair reading this and laughing so hard!!!!
 

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I had a guy at school tell me to stop vaping unless i was far as **** away from him, because i was giving him the freakin munchies and the cafeteria didnt sell any banana nut bread with chocolate chips... Later he started following me at vape breaks to get his cake fix :D


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The other day I dripped some OLD Toffee juice into a 510 atty (equally as old) to take a couple puffs on while I waited for my new order of goodies to arrive. It'd been about 2 and a half years since I vaped... My 8 year old daughter was nearby playing a game on her computer sitting in the middle of my bed (my desk is in my bedroom). About my third puff on it, I see her suddenly hop up and RUN to the kitchen squealing "I smell toasted marshmellows!!!" I felt SO bad to have to tell her there wasn't anything there but it was adorable.
 

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Used to love faking poo breaks at work to vape. Then someone would use the bathroom after me and eventually somebody had the nads to ask me what I ate to fart what they described as "air candy." I lol to myself picturing them sniffing around the bathroom, and liking it...all while under the impression it's farts. Hahahahahaha!

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I'm a Customs officer, and I often vape in the inspection area while waiting for passengers, when I first started, my coworkers were wondering who was cooking waffles, worse yet before I became a cop I was a chef, and all my coworkers know it, the look of betrayal on their faces when they realized I was not making them any desert...............

:lol: too funny.
 
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