Oh yeah, I saved the best cop story for last. Last year I was walking on the main highway, when I found a house key in front of a grammar school, that is next door to the police station. I felt that maybe a student had dropped the key, so I decided to turn in at the police station. When I entered the main entrance of the station, I was greeted by a narrow hallway, closed in by plexiglass panels. At the end of the hallway, was a tray, like they use at bank drive up windows. I went up to the tray and on the other side of the plexiglass enclosure, was a cop. He opened the tray and told me to put the key in it. He was polite and thanked me for turning in the key, but he was clearly annoyed that I had "bothered" him. This is a small town, with very little crime, I couldn't believe that they had locked themselves in the station, like that. They are cops, armed to the teeth, what the heck are they afraid of?