Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[horton]

Dear IRS, Please cancel my subscription......I just renewed

 

[WelshVapour]

Refresh key hasn't seen this much action in years.

 

[jj2]

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

 

[daleron]

Only 100 more

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

And where have you been?

 

[JoanJ]

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar

 

[jj2]

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

 

[Debra_oh]

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

 

[liblue1]

Are we there yet?

 

[l_strider_l]

it'll turn into a mad rush pretty soon..once all the snipers try to shoot for the winning post.

they're not shooting for the winning post!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

 

[Downtownjeffbrown]

And where have you been?

I been here under the bed :sly:

>^.^< Sent From Meow G2

 

[Anjaffm]

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

 

[liblue1]

Are we there yet??????

 

[Ms.P]

Sex is inherited. If your parents didn’t have it, there is hardly any chance that you will have that possibility.

 

[jj2]

National Atheist's Day April 1st.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!

 

[liblue1]

Are we there yet?????????????

 

[wheezal]

A friend is someone you call to help you move.

A -real- friend is someone you call to help you move a body.

 

[angelphyre]

inorite?!? thats why you need to prioritze!! joos contest first! bacon second! booze third! family fourth-ish! then work!

Nah, move the booze to second, then the rest!!