Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[JoanJ]

 

[jj2]

A day without sunshine is like, night.

 

[Anjaffm]

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

 

[wheezal]

Such a popular thread!

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just wait til it stops puttin out juice. then the thread will go back to it's cats.

 

[K1NGP1N]

Bump from the phone

 

[Debra_oh]

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

 

[a wandering soul]

I liked 4005 better, gives everyone time to settle in and gives wheezal time to try to count to 5....

Its your contest.. Makes it easier to remember!

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[FranC]

bumping .

 

[horton]

Any closer?.... this sure ain't like horseshoes.....

 

[JoanJ]

 

[jj2]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[FranC]

Windy here today and raining.

 

[daleron]

I always knew I could never be a lawyer due to my inability to pass a bar

Really?!?

 

[liblue1]

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke.......

 

[Ms.P]

Patience and self-control are the only tools you need to survive in the world of idiots.

 

[a wandering soul]

Hahah I pop popcorn in bacon fat sometimes.. Delish!

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[Anjaffm]

When I stare at the sky, I see you.
When I stare out into the ocean, I see you.
When I'm looking at the moon, I see you.

Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

 

[jj2]

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

 

[wheezal]

I liked 4005 better, gives everyone time to settle in and gives wheezal time to try to count to 5....

of i used both hands, my tongue, and my foot, thats 5 exactly!





darn you lawnmower!!!

 

[WelshVapour]

How to lose an argument with a woman.

1) Argue