Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[WelshVapour]

There's no excuse for laziness, but if you find one, let me know.

 

[wheezal]

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

hee hee.... oink-ment!



OINK-MENT!!!!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

 

[liblue1]

Why don't blind people go skydiving?

Because it scares the bejesus out of the dogs.................

 

[l_strider_l]

Getting there..

speaking of getting there; if you already got that part figured out then you are one to inquire of the following 'staying there' questions:

Denbighshire or Minffordd?

The plan is to visit the National Park for a few days.

 

[Debra_oh]

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What's stucco?
What happens when you step in bubblegummo.

 

[jj2]

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

 

[JoanJ]

 

[chapeltown]

Debra - you are very punny. Thank you!

from my galaxy s4

 

[horton]

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

Well, am I getting closer?

 

[Debra_oh]

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

 

[jj2]

Ask me about my vow of silence.

 

[chigal]

Pass by bump

 

[DaveOno]

Well, I feel so good, everything's getting high
You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day and I had no work to do
Wait a minute baby, let it happen to you

 

[DocTonyNYC]

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

 

[liblue1]

 

[WelshVapour]

speaking of getting there; if you already got that part figured out then you are one to inquire of the following 'staying there' questions:

Denbighshire or Minffordd?

The plan is to visit the National Park for a few days.

oooh, um..on the spot denbighshire but I'll give it some thought and research. It may well change

 

[jj2]

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

 

[wheezal]

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

does that hold true for peanut butter?