Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[CafeDigitalDiva]

DIVA!!!
now its a contest how are you countess diva did you get a email i was worried you weren't gonna make a splash it's been so dry and Mr.P won the first time ever i saw your face the music and the quickly downtownjeffbrown hit for the next free jooze and wheezal hit a number but he's a past winner and he hit on a few of the other wimmins but this is a contest so glad you made it gimme gimme some lovin you is wrong i don't wanna be right now we have like 50 peeps in da thread nice i bet cinder ella is tickled purple and everyone is making jokes i think i actually saw a few funny how my memory slips while looking over manuscrips of unpublished rhyme or reason you are so late you were up late last night yes i think the espresso was a little strong today but i'm so glad to see my DIVA!!!

 

[angelphyre]

Men say women should come with instructions..but what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

Haha! Too funny! And true!

 

[DaveOno]

Alt+F4 is the quickest way to refresh your screen, just sayin...

Now that wasn't nice.


very funny, but not nice...

 

[Debra_oh]

I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.

 

[WelshVapour]

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Wait, he stole her clothes?!? for shame!

 

[Anjaffm]

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

 

[430Cruz]

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

 

[psyc63]

Howdy all


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[a wandering soul]

Alt+F4 is the quickest way to refresh your screen, just sayin...

Evil! Luckily i'm on a phone so that wouldn't work.. Thankfully I worked in it so it dn matter... But giggles!

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[l_strider_l]

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[DaveOno]

:refills wheezals flask w some decent vodka:

& I don't share normally!

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Don't drink it, wheez!!
It's used carto cleaner.!!!!!!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi-son.

 

[430Cruz]

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

 

[wheezal]

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

1 beer per hour? i'll never repress my traumatic childhood at that rate!

 

[WelshVapour]

Still waiting for one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends to write a song called "Maybe You're the Problem"..

 

[JoanJ]

Snowing like crazy here. We have over an inch already

 

[Nanny22]

Posted this contest in the Lounge in the Gourmet Juice Junkie thread.
Come on in friends -- we must have ALL THE JUICE!!!

 

[angelphyre]

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

No, no, no...it was the Queen's clothes he was wearing! Quickest way for him to get to the crown!

 

[Debra_oh]

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

 

[wheezal]

Don't drink it, wheez!!
It's used carto cleaner.!!!!!!

say whhaaaaaa?!? but...then what is denture cleanure for? and pga? and drano?


you never let me drink anything fun!