Number Game Thread - Part 2!

[DocTonyNYC]

Proton: I think I lost an electron.
Neutron: Are you sure?
Proton: Yep, I’m positive!

 

[Rat2chat2]

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a
police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

 

[chigal]

Maybe.....

 

[JoanJ]

 

[angelphyre]

Keep going guys!

 

[NGAHaze]

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

 

[WelshVapour]

I've had myself waxed 'down there'.

Now my socks slide on real easy.

 

[wheezal]

I didn't say it wasn't fun, but he used it to clean VooDoo!!

*Gasp*






teh horror!

 

[chigal]

Huh, maybe not so much.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.

 

[ISBN]

Congrats. Mindy, Mike, Tom, Sarah & Betty!!!!

 

[Anjaffm]

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

 

[Debra_oh]

He avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person.

 

[a wandering soul]

I think we're about 50 away? 4605, right?

You are correct sir

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[chigal]

Bumpity bump bump

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

I'm laffing tooooo hard! OH the jokes! The jokes! hahahaha.....I'm squirtin' like crazy!

 

[DocTonyNYC]

What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.

 

[JoanJ]

 

[Anjaffm]

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

 

[WelshVapour]

isn't it ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom -
Until they're flashing behind you.