Let me just ask a few things which really bug me
Does the word specimen gross you out?
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How do we feel blue? And how do the Smurfs feel when they're down?
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If you were on a plane going as fast as the speed of sound, and you walked from the back of the plane to the front of the plane, would you be going faster that the speed of sound?
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Are there interstates in Hawaii?
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Why do they have locks on gas stations that are open 24/7/365?
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Why doesn't glue in the bottle dry up?
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What is a guy ladybug called?
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Why do they call your .... your bottom when its really in the middle of your body?
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Why is the name of the phobia of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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If its zero degress today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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How did the headless horseman know where he was going? ************************************************** *********
Can a guy named Nick have a nickname?
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Doesn't it make you worry that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
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What happened to the grade E? There is an A,B,C,D,and F but no E
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Why are softballs hard?
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, wouldn't it be kind of offensive to call it a hearing?
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When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
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Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
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Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
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If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
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If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would their kids be identical?
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Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
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If you could walk
through the walls, wouldnt you fall
through the floor?
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Why is there an L in NOEL?
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If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
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If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
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What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
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Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
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Do pigs pull ham strings?
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Why do people say heads up when you should duck?
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If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?
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