Well hells bells, can't he use the voice commands on Android? I use the voice commands for just about everything. Then he can wipe his ejuicey hands all over, well, I dunno. A rag?
That hasn't exactly worked out too well for PCs and consoles. Not sure how well yelling at your tablet would work. But, at least I would have a new reason for the dirty looks I get in public.
 
				
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		