This rhythmic literary engagement is not my forte. I will concede to my peers this occasion, and endeavor to pursue comparable tests of inspiration where my proficiencies are advantageous as opposed to deleterious.
Official Vapor4Life Contest Thread
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My friends used to just call me Smokey
If I took a deep breath I would chokey
Then came Vapor4Life
Which delighted my wife
I now have more years 'til I croakey
I don't post much but have been here everyday since Oct 2009. Nice to see all of you who helped me stay off cigs back then, back here. I missed you all.
To all the new folks, if we can keep them here, this can be the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
If I took a deep breath I would chokey
Then came Vapor4Life
Which delighted my wife
I now have more years 'til I croakey
I don't post much but have been here everyday since Oct 2009. Nice to see all of you who helped me stay off cigs back then, back here. I missed you all.
To all the new folks, if we can keep them here, this can be the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
One post will be of complaining,
Another wise and true,
And then you read that "special" one.
The one meant just for you.
Another wise and true,
And then you read that "special" one.
The one meant just for you.
There once was a man who smoked like a stack,
And now he vapes and will never go back.
And now he vapes and will never go back.
There once was a guy named Steve
He had an idea up his sleeve
Vapor for Life
That's cool said his wife
We'll give analogs the heave
Grape, heavenly grape
That purple essence of joy
Perfect vape, that grape
He had an idea up his sleeve
Vapor for Life
That's cool said his wife
We'll give analogs the heave
Grape, heavenly grape
That purple essence of joy
Perfect vape, that grape
I threw my coin in the wishing well,
and wished some juice for me.
Then in the mail from V4L,
was my 555 for free.
Their wares are great but I tell you now,
that I've searched so far and wide.
The best I found was their juice called WOW,
My stash I now go hide.
and wished some juice for me.
Then in the mail from V4L,
was my 555 for free.
Their wares are great but I tell you now,
that I've searched so far and wide.
The best I found was their juice called WOW,
My stash I now go hide.
dance is forbidden
just dont tell that to meatwad
frylock is buzzkill
i suck at haiku
will still enter the contest
but i will not win.
just dont tell that to meatwad
frylock is buzzkill
i suck at haiku
will still enter the contest
but i will not win.
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
He picked up a cig and said ...... it!
Now with a PV in hand, and the cheers from the stand
His health will no longer plummet.
He picked up a cig and said ...... it!
Now with a PV in hand, and the cheers from the stand
His health will no longer plummet.
Isnt this so much more fun than fighting and being mean?I have the best ideas!!LOL jk
I loved buying mods
but savings from analogs
vanished with the bills!
Vapor for life
great people and company
stopped me from smoking
(do I get anything for kissing up?
)
but savings from analogs
vanished with the bills!
Vapor for life
great people and company
stopped me from smoking
(do I get anything for kissing up?
)
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