Official Contest Entry Thread

[Magilla]

My contribution:

My friends used to just call me Smokey
If I took a deep breath I would chokey
Then came Vapor4Life
Which delighted my wife
I now have more years 'til I croakey

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Have you heard of the man they call Smilin'
On his family the gifts he keeps pilin'
He has a great dream
Cigarettes he will cream
And saved lives he continues compilin'

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I had a bad habit, couldn't break it
With Vapor 4 Life, I did make it
So now I'm smoke free
And happy I be
I think I will go and vape naked

 

[sooperdrave]

i love the wow juice
and cant wait for US made
wheres my sour apple

i used to smoke lots
now i vape juice even more
and dont save money

i suck at haiku
still entering the contest
but i will not win.

 

[TrashcanCandy]

In the original Haiku thread started by LilMew, I posted a haiku mourning the out-of-stock-ness of Egg Nog cartos in 36mg. This started a goofy conversation in haiku between born and me. I originally wanted to post our conversation as a compilation and enter the contest together with it, but he informed me that he was former V4L staff and couldn't enter.
So, I've decided that as long as it's ok, I'll enter my parts of the conversation with his shown in parentheses for relevance.



Oh, Egg Nog sample,
I was reluctant to try,
Farewell, surprise fave.

I will miss you much,
Spicy vanilla vapor,
I might buy the juice.

(What is this egg nog?
I think you are very brave.
Mark send her it all.)

Egg Nog is too good.
Like spicy French vanilla?
Then, take a risk, born.

By the way, dear born,
Forum veteran who brings,
So many teh lulz...

I've wanted to ask:
About your small avatar,
What the hell is it?

(my avatar is
gourmet poutine is so good
it will fill you up)

Thank you very much.
I now have some peace of mind.
I'll try it some day.

 

[jcdrgnfly]

I found this website one day,
And listened to what you all say,
You said 'Try V4L!'
So I said 'What the He--'
Now I've not had an analog since May

Smoking was stealing my years,
Was so ill I was often in tears,
I never managed to quit,
'Til I got my Starter Kit,
So to the V4L staff I say, "Cheers!"


Used to stink of smoke
Now I smell like cinnamon
Thank you V4L

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I loved buying mods
it was fun trying new things
then the bills arrived.........

 

[bornagainst]

There once was a guy named Born
A trip to the States was the norm
While out on the town
he ate a KFC DoubleDown
and the next day his .... was quite torn

Hilarious!

 

[keveck]

hockey, beer, and born
three things great from Canada
the US can't make.

 

[Jani]

40+ years always smoking a cigarette
Away from the darn things, I could not get
One day I found V4L and vaping
Purchased my wonderful ultimate kit
Now a healthier life I am making
But now I can't pass up a V4L sale
I am always waiting for the mail.

at my computer
connected to my passthrough
instead of working

me and my vaporking
spending the day together
I take it everywhere

 

[MX5]

Vape All the Time,
Vape All Day,
Vape All Night,
No Smokes in Sight!

I Can Breathe,
I Can Smell,
I Can Taste,
Vapin Ain't a Waste!

Add More Years to My Life,
Give My Hubby Longer with a Wife,
All Thanks to Vapor 4 Life!

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Mary Kay, here's a Toast!

For a Lady Who's the Most!

We All Luv Ya!

 

[Arcticraven]

Smoking, Choking, Coughing
Vape to clear my air
Mmmmm Tastes like chocolate mint

 

[mixitman]

Rest In Peace Father
Cigarettes Will Not Take Me
I Hope You Are Proud


RIP King Crab '42-'10

 

[bornagainst]

You guys are absolutely amazing! Keep it up!

 

[Ravens Rose]

Value, friends & family
4 ever will be in our lives
Live, Laugh & Vape!

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Mommy, please stop smoking
I am not joking
I don’t want you to die
This is no lie
Those words were so evoking!

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Hubby says I no longer stink
The marriage might last I think!
There’s been more lovin,
Please no bun in the oven
Now that my face is pink.. I may need a drink!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

My family begged and pleaded
They told my my continued earthbound presence was needed
If you quit smoking, they said
You can stall the lurking deathbed
They were just trying to help me I conceded.

Different methods, new failures clouded my hopes
Cessation was impossible, I thought, and I moped
But a friend was able to quit
Using V4L, it gave a great hit
And finally an addiction was pinned to the ropes!

 

[NewLou]

sleek, yet powerful
you are my tool for long life
Manual XL


I am so lucky!
USPS is great here.
Yay! V4L sale

must check the forum
V4L wisdom abounds
what did Born eat now?

 

[jeffree]

Look in the mirror, what do I see?
V4L vaper, that's me
slip on my lanyard, leather
black atty, with a feather
my silk shirt and my get-down jeans
ah, the world can see I'm a vaper of means!

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Vape, vape, vape away
cigs are in the trash
buy, buy, buy too much
V4Lian stash

 

[QSSV]

analog free at last
but the FDA's still on my ...

there concerned for my health they claim
but I know money rule's the game

so raise the flag while you can
they'll take that too if they can

let freedom ring politicians say
while my rights they slowly take away

leave me alone I want to say
but we know what's best Chimes the FDA

 

[Buckstop]

Here are my three:

Mary Mary had a little vape
It's mist was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
Her vape was sure to go.

A vape a day
Keeps death away.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Thank you V4L for my vaping stick!


Isn't this fun?!

 

[dohsma]

Bumping this back to the top... Contest will end Friday, then we'll start the vote.

 

[Mary Kay]

There once was a guy named Steve
He had an idea up his sleeve
Vapor for Life
That's cool said his wife
We'll give analogs the heave

Grape, heavenly grape
That purple essence of joy
Perfect vape, that grape