So here is the thread for official contest entries. Remember you can enter 3 times (either a limerick or a poem). Every person that enters will receive a bottle of the USA Made Liquid (Chocolate Raspberry- 18mg). In a few days, we will open up the voting, and if you are a winner, we are asking you to pay it forward. Have Fun!
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Woo Hoo! First in! neener neener neener!
Vaping peppermint
makes me feel yummy inside
Christmas every day
Vapor King and me
We go for walks on the beach
A bit romantic
I've always loved my Kools
but V4L ain't no fools
They gave me WowBoy
and my XL brings joy
compared to smoking, this rules!
Vaping peppermint
makes me feel yummy inside
Christmas every day
Vapor King and me
We go for walks on the beach
A bit romantic
I've always loved my Kools
but V4L ain't no fools
They gave me WowBoy
and my XL brings joy
compared to smoking, this rules!
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There once was a girl from Seattle
She had enough supplies for battle
The FDA stood no chance
She hid them all in her pants
and now she walks with a waddle!
Where my Vapers at?
I would stalk you if I could!
That’s not creepy, right?
There once was a guy named Born
A trip to the States was the norm
While out on the town
he ate a KFC DoubleDown
and the next day his .... was quite torn
She had enough supplies for battle
The FDA stood no chance
She hid them all in her pants
and now she walks with a waddle!
Where my Vapers at?
I would stalk you if I could!
That’s not creepy, right?
There once was a guy named Born
A trip to the States was the norm
While out on the town
he ate a KFC DoubleDown
and the next day his .... was quite torn
There once was a man named Leaford
Who vapes till he's blue in his red beard
He concocts the best juice
His lanyard swings loose
Our dream of good health now restored
A tasty cool vape
Smilin Menthol I partake
Exhale to the sky
Fruity flavors sway
Struggling with past habits
Gone forever now
Who vapes till he's blue in his red beard
He concocts the best juice
His lanyard swings loose
Our dream of good health now restored
A tasty cool vape
Smilin Menthol I partake
Exhale to the sky
Fruity flavors sway
Struggling with past habits
Gone forever now
One post will be of complaining,
another wise and true,
then you read that "special" one
the one that was meant just for "you".
another wise and true,
then you read that "special" one
the one that was meant just for "you".
Here's my three...
There was a old gal from Nantucket,
who decided to quit and said ....it.
She found vapor 4 life
was a thrifty old wife
She kept gently used carts in a bucket.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A smart little chick from So Cal
found cigarettes were really no pal.
She called Steve and his homeboys
who sent her new e-toys
and now she's a less smelly gal.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
This isn't really a haiku or limerick, but it kind of wrote itself lol
(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)
Well since I tossed the cigs out,
I found a new place to hang
Its on the E cig Forum,
with the Vapor 4 Life gang.
I've been so happy baby,
I been so happy... you are why!
Steve, Mark, Born and Leaford
and all their helpful friends
Keep us all in blissful vapes
The fun just never ends.
I've been so happy baby,
I've been so happy... you are why.
My good friends on the board here,
They always hassle me
I think that they are jealous
cause an ecig vet I be.
That's why I'm so happy baby,
So dog gone happy - you are why.
There was a old gal from Nantucket,
who decided to quit and said ....it.
She found vapor 4 life
was a thrifty old wife
She kept gently used carts in a bucket.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A smart little chick from So Cal
found cigarettes were really no pal.
She called Steve and his homeboys
who sent her new e-toys
and now she's a less smelly gal.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
This isn't really a haiku or limerick, but it kind of wrote itself lol
(To the tune of Heartbreak Hotel)
Well since I tossed the cigs out,
I found a new place to hang
Its on the E cig Forum,
with the Vapor 4 Life gang.
I've been so happy baby,
I been so happy... you are why!
Steve, Mark, Born and Leaford
and all their helpful friends
Keep us all in blissful vapes
The fun just never ends.
I've been so happy baby,
I've been so happy... you are why.
My good friends on the board here,
They always hassle me
I think that they are jealous
cause an ecig vet I be.
That's why I'm so happy baby,
So dog gone happy - you are why.
There was an old gal with a habit...
Tried stopping but just couldn't nab it...
She almost died...
E-Cigs she tried...
And now she has a new habit!
From My Roommate Dawnie(also vapes):
I was a cigarette smoker..
I wore a choker that said I was a smoker.
Cough, Cough, Cough, all day long..
My voice is clogged from an analog..
Scratch and Rough...that's enough!
V4L came to me, now I see..
I will have no more misery.
I won't be smoking, so I won't be choking.
V4L ended my strife,
My lungs won't be cut by the knife!
Tried stopping but just couldn't nab it...
She almost died...
E-Cigs she tried...
And now she has a new habit!
From My Roommate Dawnie(also vapes):
I was a cigarette smoker..
I wore a choker that said I was a smoker.
Cough, Cough, Cough, all day long..
My voice is clogged from an analog..
Scratch and Rough...that's enough!
V4L came to me, now I see..
I will have no more misery.
I won't be smoking, so I won't be choking.
V4L ended my strife,
My lungs won't be cut by the knife!
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I searched the world over,
never finding with strife.
Then that glorious day,
That I found Vape 4 Life.
Their liquids exquisite,
and price so profound.
So on my next visit,
I'll order some WOW.
Some cartos are prefilled,
and some they come blank.
I know i will be thrilled,
and not break the bank.
The choices so many,
and flavors galore.
Before I pick any,
I'll log into their store.
Me in my night cap,
and Ma in her cape.
Will now settle down,
for a long and nice vape.
never finding with strife.
Then that glorious day,
That I found Vape 4 Life.
Their liquids exquisite,
and price so profound.
So on my next visit,
I'll order some WOW.
Some cartos are prefilled,
and some they come blank.
I know i will be thrilled,
and not break the bank.
The choices so many,
and flavors galore.
Before I pick any,
I'll log into their store.
Me in my night cap,
and Ma in her cape.
Will now settle down,
for a long and nice vape.
They hailed from Wilmette Illinois
With products you will really enjoy
They have the best flavor
With huge clouds of vapor
Try the Peppermint or the Wowboy
Have you heard of the new Wow flavor
It’s great taste is something to savor
It will make you say Wow
Just hit Place Order Now
And do yourself this vaping favor
I thought it was a Haiku or Limericks, so here's a haiku and poem for my 3rd entry, please select whichever one is appropriate.
Wow flavors arrive
Bringing a smile to my face
Thanks Vapor for Life
Or
I read an article in the Wall St. Journal today
it talked about vaping and what the FDA had to say
Government via Big tobacco want to go to the courts
Hypocrisy abounds from these masters of torts
Safety and Health are simply a dream
They only want a new revenue stream
Salmonella in eggs and mad cow disease
Just label it a Sin Tax they’ll do as they please
We are the Vapers 1 million strong
Yet some states that ban vaping will sell you a _ong
This whole thing doesn't make any sense
Other than feeding the coffers for government expense
I'm an adult I just want to be free
What I do with my body should be up to me
Some call it Campaign Funding I call it a bribe
Duplicitous and corrupt are the best words to describe
I'm all for safety and good health of course
But when it comes to my safety consider the source
Well I guess that's really all I have to say
I'm writing my check to the CASAA
With products you will really enjoy
They have the best flavor
With huge clouds of vapor
Try the Peppermint or the Wowboy
Have you heard of the new Wow flavor
It’s great taste is something to savor
It will make you say Wow
Just hit Place Order Now
And do yourself this vaping favor
I thought it was a Haiku or Limericks, so here's a haiku and poem for my 3rd entry, please select whichever one is appropriate.
Wow flavors arrive
Bringing a smile to my face
Thanks Vapor for Life
Or
I read an article in the Wall St. Journal today
it talked about vaping and what the FDA had to say
Government via Big tobacco want to go to the courts
Hypocrisy abounds from these masters of torts
Safety and Health are simply a dream
They only want a new revenue stream
Salmonella in eggs and mad cow disease
Just label it a Sin Tax they’ll do as they please
We are the Vapers 1 million strong
Yet some states that ban vaping will sell you a _ong
This whole thing doesn't make any sense
Other than feeding the coffers for government expense
I'm an adult I just want to be free
What I do with my body should be up to me
Some call it Campaign Funding I call it a bribe
Duplicitous and corrupt are the best words to describe
I'm all for safety and good health of course
But when it comes to my safety consider the source
Well I guess that's really all I have to say
I'm writing my check to the CASAA
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There once was a man named Steve,
Poor vapes were his pet peeve.
He sent Leaford to China,
to make things much fine-a,
now our vaping woes are relieved.
Poor vapes were his pet peeve.
He sent Leaford to China,
to make things much fine-a,
now our vaping woes are relieved.
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Here are my three. They aren’t winners, but I enjoyed the contest!
All that money spent
Nat Sherman cigarettes – yuck!
V4L saved me!
***
Vaping saved my life!
I used to smoke analogs
Those days are long gone.
***
Farewell smelly cigs
Hello friend – 3.7 volts
Summer turns to Fall.
All that money spent
Nat Sherman cigarettes – yuck!
V4L saved me!
***
Vaping saved my life!
I used to smoke analogs
Those days are long gone.
***
Farewell smelly cigs
Hello friend – 3.7 volts
Summer turns to Fall.
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My lungs are now clear
Here for my grandson I'll be
V4L saved me!
You can't kill me now
You took my father so young
Lung cancer, not me
There once was a girl from the Keyz
Whose habit's as cool as the breeze
She vapes with a grin
To the Anti's chagrin
And cries Vapor4Life stuff?...yes please!
Here for my grandson I'll be
V4L saved me!
You can't kill me now
You took my father so young
Lung cancer, not me
There once was a girl from the Keyz
Whose habit's as cool as the breeze
She vapes with a grin
To the Anti's chagrin
And cries Vapor4Life stuff?...yes please!
There once was a man named Steve.
Smoking cigarettes was his pet peeve.
He smoked 5 packs a day,
of Kools he did say.
The he and his wonderful wife,
Started Vapor4Life.
Now they will live a long life,Hooray!!!
Smoking cigarettes was his pet peeve.
He smoked 5 packs a day,
of Kools he did say.
The he and his wonderful wife,
Started Vapor4Life.
Now they will live a long life,Hooray!!!
There once was a forum from called Vapor4Life.
The newbies and oldies were having much strife.
Then JenJen came back.
and ended the smack
and no one got cut by the knife.
The newbies and oldies were having much strife.
Then JenJen came back.
and ended the smack
and no one got cut by the knife.
.
Some people run for cancer
I vipe for better life
Have you considered?
.
I vipe instead of smoking
Stopped stinking right away
Chicks digg it
.
Some people run for cancer
I vipe for better life
Have you considered?
.
I vipe instead of smoking
Stopped stinking right away
Chicks digg it
.
Here are my submissions...
Hot Morning coffee
Wowboy vapor in the air
Today will be good
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Two dogs and a wife
These are My reasons
Vaping for my life
Hot Morning coffee
Wowboy vapor in the air
Today will be good
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Two dogs and a wife
These are My reasons
Vaping for my life
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