Official Contest Entry Thread
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This post may be late
But I still love to vape
Especially grape
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Cigs made me poor
So I kicked them out the door
Now vaping i adore
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Liquid is messy
Cigs give cancer
Vapor4life wins
I am not good at this stuff I'm just hoping I get some free new US liquid! HEY, at least I tried though!
But I still love to vape
Especially grape
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Cigs made me poor
So I kicked them out the door
Now vaping i adore
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Liquid is messy
Cigs give cancer
Vapor4life wins
I am not good at this stuff I'm just hoping I get some free new US liquid! HEY, at least I tried though!
I once smoked for death
Found laughter, joy, love, a son
Now Vapor 4 life
Wowboy, Carmel, Peach, Clove
vaping becomes your self-chosen ecstasy
Because it is your life
Any old man surfed to Vapor4life
Looking for French vanilla ice
He found Chocolate Peppermint
Cinnamon Roll and Green Parliament
And declared: Woyboy’s worth any price!
Found laughter, joy, love, a son
Now Vapor 4 life
Wowboy, Carmel, Peach, Clove
vaping becomes your self-chosen ecstasy
Because it is your life
Any old man surfed to Vapor4life
Looking for French vanilla ice
He found Chocolate Peppermint
Cinnamon Roll and Green Parliament
And declared: Woyboy’s worth any price!
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There once was a man from Nantcket,
*** Someone has to do it!
on cigarettes he once suck-ed.
then he met up with Steve,
and gave them the heave,
but now his button is stuck-ed.
THere once was a girl from Mass.
Who thought Vaping was really a Gas
On Cartos she vaped,
and the whole world gaped,
at all the mods she had amassed
*** Someone has to do it!
on cigarettes he once suck-ed.
then he met up with Steve,
and gave them the heave,
but now his button is stuck-ed.
THere once was a girl from Mass.
Who thought Vaping was really a Gas
On Cartos she vaped,
and the whole world gaped,
at all the mods she had amassed
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Bye Bye Cigs,
Your gonna miss me,
Now my wife,
is gonna kiss me.
I don't smell,
I don't stink,
Vapins so good,
vape, don't think.
It's too late,
Im on the wagon,
I wont fall off,
So stop your naggin,
Vapor for life,
is quite the best,
taste so good,
forget the rest.
Contests come,
Then there gone,
Let me win,
to pass it on.
Your gonna miss me,
Now my wife,
is gonna kiss me.
I don't smell,
I don't stink,
Vapins so good,
vape, don't think.
It's too late,
Im on the wagon,
I wont fall off,
So stop your naggin,
Vapor for life,
is quite the best,
taste so good,
forget the rest.
Contests come,
Then there gone,
Let me win,
to pass it on.
Steve cant spell
Mark can sell
Leafords doing mixing
all good blokes
keep us from smokes
This team does not need fixing.
HaHaHa,Thats funny!!
Mark can sell
Leafords doing mixing
all good blokes
keep us from smokes
This team does not need fixing.
HaHaHa,Thats funny!!
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For my last entry, a joke haiku.......
With cheeks a-flexin
Giving birth to another Texan
Is the end result
Thank Colorado School of Mines for that one!
With cheeks a-flexin
Giving birth to another Texan
Is the end result
Thank Colorado School of Mines for that one!
Breathe in sweet vapor
Slowly exhale out a cloud
Into the fresh air
There was once a girl who loved Kools
She probably learned it in school!
But she bought a Vapor King, and started to Sing
Now she goes to Vapor4life.com and drools
Slowly exhale out a cloud
Into the fresh air
There was once a girl who loved Kools
She probably learned it in school!
But she bought a Vapor King, and started to Sing
Now she goes to Vapor4life.com and drools
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Certain practices make some people wonder
Whether it's on purpose or just a blunder
Why v4l considers people family by forum posts
Instead of purchases that are made the most
This wasn't posted to cause any type of grief
But posted by request of a friend to give her relief
Whether it's on purpose or just a blunder
Why v4l considers people family by forum posts
Instead of purchases that are made the most
This wasn't posted to cause any type of grief
But posted by request of a friend to give her relief
I was in the mall one day,
when I heard somebody say hey.
To my surprise were a couple of guys,
who wanted to show me their way.
They showed me an e cigarette,
said it was the safest way yet.
They give me a toke but it wasn't smoke,
and the cost was too much to get.
I think I have a safe bet,
so I went home and got on the net.
The forum I found the info was sound,
so I had nothing to fret.
One vendor I clicked Vape4Life,
was really a very nice site.
Their prices were fine as a glass of red wine,
so I ordered and bid a good night.
Then came that oh so long wait,
for the mailman to show at the gate.
Cause I wanted my stash as quick as a flash.
twas in such an impatient state.
My package it finally arrived,
I was happy cause now I'd survive.
Couldn't figure it out so I give a shout out.
The members help saved my life.
I'm a veteran vaper today,
I vape at home, work and play.
No more hacking fits I'm so happy I quit.
May many more join us I pray.
when I heard somebody say hey.
To my surprise were a couple of guys,
who wanted to show me their way.
They showed me an e cigarette,
said it was the safest way yet.
They give me a toke but it wasn't smoke,
and the cost was too much to get.
I think I have a safe bet,
so I went home and got on the net.
The forum I found the info was sound,
so I had nothing to fret.
One vendor I clicked Vape4Life,
was really a very nice site.
Their prices were fine as a glass of red wine,
so I ordered and bid a good night.
Then came that oh so long wait,
for the mailman to show at the gate.
Cause I wanted my stash as quick as a flash.
twas in such an impatient state.
My package it finally arrived,
I was happy cause now I'd survive.
Couldn't figure it out so I give a shout out.
The members help saved my life.
I'm a veteran vaper today,
I vape at home, work and play.
No more hacking fits I'm so happy I quit.
May many more join us I pray.
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OK, I liked my last entry best but I will try to abide by the haiku rules, though I had to look it up to see exactly what it meant. Too many years since school.
Vaping is my thing
For just about a year now
No folks, no smokes, Yeah
I do pledge to thee
Never again a smoker
That is for certainty
I use Vapor4 Life
At least most of the time now
Their good, their quick, Hurry!
Vaping is my thing
For just about a year now
No folks, no smokes, Yeah
I do pledge to thee
Never again a smoker
That is for certainty
I use Vapor4 Life
At least most of the time now
Their good, their quick, Hurry!
Thirty years smoking
Found V4L late Summer
Live to see grandkids
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Everyday cough
Overpaying the tax man
Vapor King saves me
_______________________
Can’t smoke anywhere
Might as well be a Leper
Vaping is answer
Found V4L late Summer
Live to see grandkids
______________________
Everyday cough
Overpaying the tax man
Vapor King saves me
_______________________
Can’t smoke anywhere
Might as well be a Leper
Vaping is answer
bottle lifted
races, atty sizzles
vapor dancing
_____________________
leerily nervous
vapor phantom laughs, cappuccino
devine, unforgettable
_____________________
unknowing smoker
wakens blindly, vapor leaps
angelic meek slick
races, atty sizzles
vapor dancing
_____________________
leerily nervous
vapor phantom laughs, cappuccino
devine, unforgettable
_____________________
unknowing smoker
wakens blindly, vapor leaps
angelic meek slick
There once was a man who smoked cigs
Who was into anything new and big
So one day he vaped
It put a smile on his face
And now his pv is his best friend
Who was into anything new and big
So one day he vaped
It put a smile on his face
And now his pv is his best friend
Big tobacco wants you to smoke
Even though half their customers croak
Their wallets get fatter
Their customers lay flatter
That's why it's vape only for this bloke
Even though half their customers croak
Their wallets get fatter
Their customers lay flatter
That's why it's vape only for this bloke
Fifteen years I've had this nasty habit
If only i could get rid if it damn it
I've tried all gums and patches galore
But still the butts litter the floor
I've tried cold turkey to no avail
Everything out there just seems to fail
Then I decided to obtain some knowledge
No not the type they teach you in college
The kind found right here in this forums threads
Could an e cig be the end of this dread?
I decided what the hell it couldn't hurt
Put in my order and expected the worst
When it arrived ever skeptical I remained
Started putting it to use and something changed
It was my mind and apparently i was wrong
This is what I was looking for all along
The cravings went away as well as the smokes
This worked better than I had ever hoped
So from this story what you can take
Is put down the smokes and pick up the vape
If only i could get rid if it damn it
I've tried all gums and patches galore
But still the butts litter the floor
I've tried cold turkey to no avail
Everything out there just seems to fail
Then I decided to obtain some knowledge
No not the type they teach you in college
The kind found right here in this forums threads
Could an e cig be the end of this dread?
I decided what the hell it couldn't hurt
Put in my order and expected the worst
When it arrived ever skeptical I remained
Started putting it to use and something changed
It was my mind and apparently i was wrong
This is what I was looking for all along
The cravings went away as well as the smokes
This worked better than I had ever hoped
So from this story what you can take
Is put down the smokes and pick up the vape
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*beat starts*
my name is ngspotts and I'm a vapor,
I used to smoke cigs so I said "see ya later"
Gonna get my 510 and light it up,
People lookin at me and I'm not giving a .....
Pop off the cap, fill my ato-mizer,
Gonna blaze it up without the fi-re
Fillin' it up with my favorite juice,
Screw on the battery so it ain't loose
Like my man BigIceDog gonna take a "BLAST"
Feelin' so good don't have to mess with ash
5 volts is kickin' dryin' the atty fast,
Down to the last drops better hope it lasts
Fillin the room with big vapor clouds,
Before you u know it, it filled the whole house
Ran into a wall because I could not see,
Started freaking out but I found my PV
Took another vape without hesitation,
Opened up the window for some ventilation
Sat back down to my vapin' bliss,
Log on to ECF this contest I won't miss
V4L? What does that spell?
Vapor 4 Life ooops times up, there's the bell.
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my name is ngspotts and I'm a vapor,
I used to smoke cigs so I said "see ya later"
Gonna get my 510 and light it up,
People lookin at me and I'm not giving a .....
Pop off the cap, fill my ato-mizer,
Gonna blaze it up without the fi-re
Fillin' it up with my favorite juice,
Screw on the battery so it ain't loose
Like my man BigIceDog gonna take a "BLAST"
Feelin' so good don't have to mess with ash
5 volts is kickin' dryin' the atty fast,
Down to the last drops better hope it lasts
Fillin the room with big vapor clouds,
Before you u know it, it filled the whole house
Ran into a wall because I could not see,
Started freaking out but I found my PV
Took another vape without hesitation,
Opened up the window for some ventilation
Sat back down to my vapin' bliss,
Log on to ECF this contest I won't miss
V4L? What does that spell?
Vapor 4 Life ooops times up, there's the bell.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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