Just kidding by the way. Not about my concern of a juice shortage, just about the time being up
But seriously, I am almost out of Boba's, and I need das juice!
I know, I know, I should have bulked up before the move. But, at the time, I didn't have the appropriate funds. Even with the amazing sale that went down.
I understand that you guys are prepping for the grand re-opening. Here's the thing, we don't have to tell anyone if you sell me a bottle Here's what I'm offering in return:
-A signed photo of me dressed up as Princess Leia*
-A pair of socks made from genuine Ewok fir**
-A lifetime supply of e-highfives, which in contrast, can be exchanged for personal, face-to-face high fives if the chance of a personal meeting arises (quite valuable!)
All of these can be yours!
* I promise to shave, and/or wax before taking the photo
** No Ewoks were harmed in the making of these socks... see above asterisk as to why
But seriously, I am almost out of Boba's, and I need das juice!
I know, I know, I should have bulked up before the move. But, at the time, I didn't have the appropriate funds. Even with the amazing sale that went down.
I understand that you guys are prepping for the grand re-opening. Here's the thing, we don't have to tell anyone if you sell me a bottle Here's what I'm offering in return:
-A signed photo of me dressed up as Princess Leia*
-A pair of socks made from genuine Ewok fir**
-A lifetime supply of e-highfives, which in contrast, can be exchanged for personal, face-to-face high fives if the chance of a personal meeting arises (quite valuable!)
All of these can be yours!
* I promise to shave, and/or wax before taking the photo
** No Ewoks were harmed in the making of these socks... see above asterisk as to why