omg Starbucks killed my friend

[Sa Da Tay]

so I really hate starbucks they are all stuck up and their coffee tastes like bitter mud but for some reason I still go there all the time...earlier today me and my friend are relaxing outside with some bitter iced coffees (still don't know why i keep getting coffee from there) and the manager comes out and says hey guys it's customer appreciation day and if you'd like to come in the back we will give you prizes, and even though I hate Starbucks who would pass up on some free swag lol......so we follow the manager to the back of the store to this locked room, the door opens and there's this weird big chair with straps?? suddenly someone behind me hits me hard in the head and I black out, I don't know how long I was out but I woke up to the sound of my friend screaming he had these electrode things hooked all up to him and he kept screaming it was horrible and then the screaming stopped and i couldn't see my friend breathing anymore and I asked the manager WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS and he said company policy you can't vape within 20 feet of my store and if you do this is what will happen and then he said the only reason he let me live was so I could go back to ecf to tell this story and warn everyone else to keep their vapes away from starbucks.

i feel that the torturing and murder of my friend just for vaping was a infringement on our civil rights and if you feel the same I'm asking you to write a letter to starbucks asking them to stop all this torturing and killing vapors this is just ridiculous, and hopefully starbucks will listen to us and not kill anyone else so then i can go back to drinking their coffee every day (i still don't know why i keep going back) thank you.

 

[BlueMoods]

Not a good way to get people to write to Starbucks.

 

[Butters78]

2 minutes I'll never get back.

 

[gthompson]

Apparently you don't follow Say Da Tay's posts closely.

 

[dokebilee]

What did I just read? And, you should really check what you're vaping on.

 

[four2109]

I prefer it be up to the business owner if a legal activity is permitted on their property. Just as I believe bar owners should decide if their patrons can smoke, rather than have legislators decide.
BTW, My Starbucks stock is up 4000% since I bought it. You keep drinking that bitter coffee you love to hate.

 

[ephemerata]

Maybe you should go to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf instead. They're probably less likely to kill your friends. Or Epoch, if you want to drink stale coffee and talk about how Epoch was killing your friends before it was cool and Starbucks is just a poser.

Edit: Or Mozarts. They'll probably still torture you but you'll have a great view of the lake while they do it.

 

[thinkingaboutit]

2 minutes I'll never get back.

That's what she said.

 

[Sa Da Tay]

Maybe you should go to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf instead. They're probably less likely to kill your friends. Or Epoch, if you want to drink stale coffee and talk about how Epoch was killing your friends before it was cool and Starbucks is just a poser.

Edit: Or Mozarts. They'll probably still torture you but you'll have a great view of the lake while they do it.

i see that your in austin so you probably know that there's a million different coffee shops here heck I could throw a provari blindfolded and hit a coffee shop from my house but i don't know what it is I can only go to Starbucks even though i really hate their coffee and attitude and now they've killed my friend but I STILL NEED THEIR COFFEE PLEASE HELP

 

[Sa Da Tay]

btw guys I'm in with my wife right now in the pre-natal unit she's about to give birth to our first child SHOULD I SNEAK A TOKE LOL

 

[kabonk]

well I'm safe i don't like their coffee if I'm out and about and need coffee I ask my GPS to find a Tim Hortons but sorry for your loss

 

[nicetucu]

lmao creative.

 

[classwife]

so I really hate starbucks they are all stuck up and their coffee tastes like bitter mud but for some reason I still go there all the time...earlier today me and my friend are relaxing outside with some bitter iced coffees (still don't know why i keep getting coffee from there) and the manager comes out and says hey guys it's customer appreciation day and if you'd like to come in the back we will give you prizes, and even though I hate Starbucks who would pass up on some free swag lol......so we follow the manager to the back of the store to this locked room, the door opens and there's this weird big chair with straps?? suddenly someone behind me hits me hard in the head and I black out, I don't know how long I was out but I woke up to the sound of my friend screaming he had these electrode things hooked all up to him and he kept screaming it was horrible and then the screaming stopped and i couldn't see my friend breathing anymore and I asked the manager WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS and he said company policy you can't vape within 20 feet of my store and if you do this is what will happen and then he said the only reason he let me live was so I could go back to ecf to tell this story and warn everyone else to keep their vapes away from starbucks.

i feel that the torturing and murder of my friend just for vaping was a infringement on our civil rights and if you feel the same I'm asking you to write a letter to starbucks asking them to stop all this torturing and killing vapors this is just ridiculous, and hopefully starbucks will listen to us and not kill anyone else so then i can go back to drinking their coffee every day (i still don't know why i keep going back) thank you.

lol...yep, I hear ya - there have been a few Starbucks threads lately...

They will get scooped up and sorted soon.

 

[Sa Da Tay]

lol...yep, I hear ya - there have been a few Starbucks threads lately...

They will get scooped up and sorted soon.

oh thank you so much classwife for your attention... your a mod so probably have more pull when it comes to vaping please write starbucks and ask them not to kill anymore

and instead of getting rid of all the starbuck posts can you create a new Starbucks section on here so everyone can keep updated on the current situation thank you

 

[Oomee]

LOL Starbucks , I wouldn't use the place just based on the way the company behaves ... IE zero ethics .

 

[classwife]

oh thank you so much classwife for your attention... your a mod so probably have more pull when it comes to vaping please write starbucks and ask them not to kill anymore

and instead of getting rid of all the starbuck posts can you create a new Starbucks section on here so everyone can keep updated on the current situation thank you

You owe me a new keyboard, I just spit coffee (home made) in it laughing !

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

I appreciate the OP's creative writing. I mean there could be some more formatting that would make it a bit nicer instead of just a wall'o'text. But thanks for a morning chuckle OP.

 

[Sa Da Tay]

I appreciate the OP's creative writing. I mean there could be some more formatting that would make it a bit nicer instead of just a wall'o'text. But thanks for a morning chuckle OP.

what the heck are you talking about your griping at the way i type when im telling you my friend was just murdered by starbucks i can't believe all your concerned about is the way my post is looking maybe im not the greatest writer but i know that dead is dead and my friend is definitely dead sitting in the in back of a starbucks with these horrible burns all over him the employees probably stuck his mod in his mouth and are taking pictures of him with all the employees around pointing and laughing at him and their gonna enter the picture in the annual starbucks torture a vaper picture contest i mean this is ridiculous cmon people lets rise up and take back the coffee again i appreciate everyones attention to this

 

[BlueMoods]

They give me fits, on one had, they say if it's legal to carry a firearm in the state, it's legal in their stores and, being a concealed carry holder, that gives them a plus for me but, then they go and ban vaping on their property and get a negative from me. Go figure, I can have a loaded SR 40 (That's a semi automatic handgun) in my pocket all I want in Starbucks but I can't vape, even at the outdoor tables? Makes no sense.

 

[Robino1]

I'm sorry for your loss.