omg Starbucks killed my friend

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SissySpike

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Lets have a happy ending
The Manager after looking upon the carnage and misery he caused. Was over come with guilt, and called corporate and they changed their mind Vapers are welcome at Starbucks from this day forward!

Then a freak power surge defibed your friends heart and you were both given free crappy bitter coffees for the rest of the week for your trouble.

EDIT: 1 small black coffee no refill between the hs of 8:am and 10 :AM only
 
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Robino1

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Lets have a happy ending
The Manager after looking upon the carnage and misery he caused. Was over come with guilt, and called corporate and they changed their mind Vapers are welcome at Starbucks from this day forward!

Then a freak power surge defibed your friends heart and you were both given free crappy bitter coffees for the rest of the week for your trouble.

It's Starbucks. You only would get free coffee for an hour.
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Sa Da Tay

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buzzzlove me and his family wish thats the way it could go down but nope he's dead they say vaping doesn't kill but i'm first hand witness to say vaping DOES KILL IF YOUR AT STARBUCKS watch yourselves people.

thank you robino for the condolences if anyones interested we're having a memorial service at first baptist church on wednesday i'm gonna bring my 20-hose e-hookah so everyone can take a vape in memory of my good friend i haven't told the pastor we're gonna do this i'm just gonna set it up on the altar and ask everyone to bum rush the service for a vape easier to ask for forgiveness than permission LOL
 

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It's starbucks. What's free? We don't understand you unless you speak in broken Italian because we're so awesome!

Maybe it's just me but I've always hated on starbucks, since back in the 90's when they started popping up everywhere. The only starbucks product I ever bought was those premade chilled Frappacino drinks at the supermarket. And that was like 10 years ago hah.
 
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SissySpike

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buzzzlove me and his family wish thats the way it could go down but nope he's dead they say vaping doesn't kill but i'm first hand witness to say VAPING DOES KILL IF YOUR AT STARBUCKS watch yourselves people.

thank you robino for the condolences if anyones interested we're having a memorial service at first baptist church on wednesday i'm gonna bring my 20-hose e-hookah so everyone can take a vape in memory of my good friend i haven't told the pastor we're gonna do this i'm just gonna set it up on the altar and ask everyone to bum rush the service for a vape easier to ask for forgiveness than permission LOL

Better be careful the Catholic church has had centurys of practice to perfect its methods of torture! Starbucks is kindergarten compared to them.
 

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so I really hate starbucks they are all stuck up and their coffee tastes like bitter mud but for some reason I still go there all the time...earlier today me and my friend are relaxing outside with some bitter iced coffees (still don't know why i keep getting coffee from there) and the manager comes out and says hey guys it's customer appreciation day and if you'd like to come in the back we will give you prizes, and even though I hate Starbucks who would pass up on some free swag lol......so we follow the manager to the back of the store to this locked room, the door opens and there's this weird big chair with straps?? suddenly someone behind me hits me hard in the head and I black out, I don't know how long I was out but I woke up to the sound of my friend screaming he had these electrode things hooked all up to him and he kept screaming it was horrible and then the screaming stopped and i couldn't see my friend breathing anymore and I asked the manager WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS and he said company policy you can't vape within 20 feet of my store and if you do this is what will happen and then he said the only reason he let me live was so I could go back to ecf to tell this story and warn everyone else to keep their vapes away from starbucks.

i feel that the torturing and murder of my friend just for vaping was a infringement on our civil rights and if you feel the same I'm asking you to write a letter to starbucks asking them to stop all this torturing and killing vapors this is just ridiculous, and hopefully starbucks will listen to us and not kill anyone else so then i can go back to drinking their coffee every day (i still don't know why i keep going back) thank you.

8/10 would read again :p
 

Kristin0624

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They give me fits, on one had, they say if it's legal to carry a firearm in the state, it's legal in their stores and, being a concealed carry holder, that gives them a plus for me but, then they go and ban vaping on their property and get a negative from me. Go figure, I can have a loaded SR 40 (That's a semi automatic handgun) in my pocket all I want in Starbucks but I can't vape, even at the outdoor tables? Makes no sense.

Best. Post. Ever. :)

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Mike Sheda

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btw guys I'm in with my wife right now in the pre-natal unit she's about to give birth to our first child SHOULD I SNEAK A TOKE LOL

Congrats!

Also, a tip... after delivery, and before they get home, GET SOME SLEEP.. as much as you can!
(it will be the last full nights sleep you'll have for a while)
 

Sa Da Tay

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OMG i forgot to mention I had my camera with me and while clawing and scraping and running out of that cursed starbucks I was able to turn around and snap a quick pic of the manager, i don't know why but i still only have a real film camera and i just got the roll developed at walgreens here he is WATCH OUT FOR THIS MAN

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Okay I need to stop.
 

crxess

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I really do not see the problem. If you are on their property do not vape. You come into my house you follow my rules or I take action.:laugh:
If you are on a Public sidewalk in a city that has not Banned outdoor smoking just smile give them a polite nod of the Mod and Blow another cloud, but not in their direction.:D
 
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