omg Starbucks killed my friend

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Rickajho

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buzzzlove me and his family wish thats the way it could go down but nope he's dead they say vaping doesn't kill but i'm first hand witness to say vaping DOES KILL IF YOUR AT STARBUCKS watch yourselves people.

thank you robino for the condolences if anyones interested we're having a memorial service at first baptist church on wednesday i'm gonna bring my 20-hose e-hookah so everyone can take a vape in memory of my good friend i haven't told the pastor we're gonna do this i'm just gonna set it up on the altar and ask everyone to bum rush the service for a vape easier to ask for forgiveness than permission LOL

What? You're not having the service at Dunkin' Donuts!? You coulda put the poor lil Dude's Starbuckified ashes in one of those DD 10 cup office takeout jugs. Only one Paul bearer required - it has a handle.
 

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I don't know about just drinking it, but the coffee business is very dangerous! Ever heard of a guy named Sonny Corinthos???

omg I wasnt going to post anymore but THANK YOU for bringing up Sonny Corinthos if nobody else knows he's a mob kingpin living in port charles new york and along with kidnapping murder gambling and protection rackets he pretty much controls coffee production and distribution. he's just another Big Man controlling our stuff.

and he killed my dog for vaping.
 
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Realizing many ecig users discovered they could avoid the thousands of chemicals in cigarettes, Starbucks really had no choice. Vapers would be the likeliest ones to ferret out the chemicals they use to make bitter mud addictive. Our existence is a threat to future profits.

I understand that it's just business, but perhaps we could get a more humane solution if we asked nicely.

I'm even more concerned about their placement of these chemicals in baby wipes, guaranteeing generations of future followers. Keep a watchful eye on the nursery staff.
 

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omg I wasnt going to post anymore but THANK YOU for bringing up Sonny Corinthos if nobody else knows he's a mob kingpin living in port charles new york and along with kidnapping murder gambling and protection rackets he pretty much controls coffee production and distribution. he's just another Big Man controlling our stuff.

and he killed my dog for vaping.
not to mention a TOTAL ladie's man! However, he is a very caring father. Should we be embarrassed to know so much about him?
 

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not to mention a TOTAL ladie's man! However, he is a very caring father. Should we be embarrassed to know so much about him?

if being aware of the key players controlling the pawns of the world is embarrassing then I wear my embarrassment with pride. ignorance=death AMIRIGHT


* you're right though, he does have a way with kids
 

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so I really hate starbucks they are all stuck up and their coffee tastes like bitter mud but for some reason I still go there all the time...earlier today me and my friend are relaxing outside with some bitter iced coffees (still don't know why i keep getting coffee from there) and the manager comes out and says hey guys it's customer appreciation day and if you'd like to come in the back we will give you prizes, and even though I hate Starbucks who would pass up on some free swag lol......so we follow the manager to the back of the store to this locked room, the door opens and there's this weird big chair with straps?? suddenly someone behind me hits me hard in the head and I black out, I don't know how long I was out but I woke up to the sound of my friend screaming he had these electrode things hooked all up to him and he kept screaming it was horrible and then the screaming stopped and i couldn't see my friend breathing anymore and I asked the manager WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS and he said company policy you can't vape within 20 feet of my store and if you do this is what will happen and then he said the only reason he let me live was so I could go back to ecf to tell this story and warn everyone else to keep their vapes away from starbucks.

i feel that the torturing and murder of my friend just for vaping was a infringement on our civil rights and if you feel the same I'm asking you to write a letter to starbucks asking them to stop all this torturing and killing vapors this is just ridiculous, and hopefully starbucks will listen to us and not kill anyone else so then i can go back to drinking their coffee every day (i still don't know why i keep going back) thank you.
wait what I'm confused

You're saying Starbucks killed your friend because they don't want him vaping (the act of ingesting nicotine) in his system on their property?

Is that like saying the car company is at fault your friend drank too much alcohol and drove off a bridge?

I'm all for finding a new way to get the toxin in my body that I know is not good for me (yeah...in case you didn't know it's not good for you...but it's nowhere near as bad as "the old way" ) WITHOUT the huge amounts of TAR and upwards of 4K other chemicals...but blaming someone else for your or "his" actions is kinda asinine..

The act of LIVING is killing you...so with your logic it could be said "OMG...his parents are at fault for him dying"

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I really do not see the problem. If you are on their property do not vape. You come into my house you follow my rules or I take action.:laugh:

So are you person who tied his buddy to da chair, or perhaps da guy who attached the 600 amp booster cables to his charred dead friends tetes?
 

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wait what I'm confused

You're saying Starbucks killed your friend because they don't want him vaping (the act of ingesting nicotine) in his system on their property?
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I apologize for not being clear in my initial communication. What I am asserting is that Starbucks killed my friend by attaching 20 high-voltage electrodes to his body and zapping him with current until smoke billowed from his head and his eyes bulged out of their sockets. At that point the nicotine in his system was a negligible factor.
 
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not to mention a TOTAL ladie's man! However, he is a very caring father. Should we be embarrassed to know so much about him?

Just because you like kids dose not redeem being a criminal. I have more respect for the guy who drudges threw having to work 3 part time restaurant jobs and lives with his mother than I do the most successful criminal!

I apologize for not being clear in my initial communication. What I am asserting is that Starbucks killed my friend by attaching 20 high-voltage electrodes to his body and zapping him with current until smoke billowed from his head and his eyes bulged out of their sockets. At that point the nicotine in his system was a negligible factor.
SO the Manager was vaping by frying your friend;-)
 
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