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Volume II
Newsflash: Trysts and Triangles and Torture.....Oh My!
Dateline May 29,2009
Yes, gentle Emeraldites....surely you've noticed that our fair city has been turned on its EAR! We have avatar swapping, titles changing hands, and the LOVE SQUARE (it's too big for a triangle, folks) of the century!
Our own fair maiden WildSky has officially accepted her post of Dorothy of Emerald City....and has donned the most precious of all the Emerald City's artifacts....those lovely ruby slippers. Rest assured, they are in fine hands, er....on fine feet!
Kendra has lost her title of Queen of Conundrums, as she revealed to the city that she is, indeed, not exceptionally skilled at solving difficult puzzles, only the easy ones put out by that most Wicked one.... But fear not, gentle Emeraldites...all is not lost. Kendra and her magical camera have been appointed by our Wizard himself as the queen of fairies.
And this is where our plot thickens, gentle readers....what, exactly, IS going on in that fairy head? Hmmm? Has she been sprinkling her dust all over Emerald? Perhaps that sweet-smelling breeze is laced with just more than simple flower pollen? Do not act shocked, please.....you all know what is coming..
We have Houduni, BiteMe, and the Wiz himself practically at each other's throats for a fair bit of attention from our beautiful fairy queen. I actually witnessed an ugly confrontation behind closed doors of the 3 men in question, while our fairy queen danced in the moonlight and tossed handsfuls of the shimmery stuff in the air. It was quite heated, I tell you.....they nearly came to blows.
Only then did the Wiz come to his senses, and has sealed himself in MY dungeon to protect all of Oz itself from this love-fest. But will his sacrifice come at a price?
What of the brilliant and tactful Just Julie? She, who came to Emerald on the Wiz's assurances of a high place in his affections, has been tossed aside for another due to the machinations of the fairy goddess. One very reliable Emeraldite witnessed her in the Emerald City pub, knocking back shot after shot with our very own Price, RickStar, tearfully crying "I wish I had never come! Someone take my heart, PLEASE!"
So far, there have been no takers, and our valiant JJ has since sobered up, and is off trying despirately to find the one monkey out of 7 which will cure her of her riven heart.
And what, exactly, did the Wicked one DO for that Janty stick she's been proudly sporting? The world may never know all the details....
Volume II
Newsflash: Trysts and Triangles and Torture.....Oh My!
Dateline May 29,2009
Yes, gentle Emeraldites....surely you've noticed that our fair city has been turned on its EAR! We have avatar swapping, titles changing hands, and the LOVE SQUARE (it's too big for a triangle, folks) of the century!
Our own fair maiden WildSky has officially accepted her post of Dorothy of Emerald City....and has donned the most precious of all the Emerald City's artifacts....those lovely ruby slippers. Rest assured, they are in fine hands, er....on fine feet!
Kendra has lost her title of Queen of Conundrums, as she revealed to the city that she is, indeed, not exceptionally skilled at solving difficult puzzles, only the easy ones put out by that most Wicked one.... But fear not, gentle Emeraldites...all is not lost. Kendra and her magical camera have been appointed by our Wizard himself as the queen of fairies.
And this is where our plot thickens, gentle readers....what, exactly, IS going on in that fairy head? Hmmm? Has she been sprinkling her dust all over Emerald? Perhaps that sweet-smelling breeze is laced with just more than simple flower pollen? Do not act shocked, please.....you all know what is coming..
We have Houduni, BiteMe, and the Wiz himself practically at each other's throats for a fair bit of attention from our beautiful fairy queen. I actually witnessed an ugly confrontation behind closed doors of the 3 men in question, while our fairy queen danced in the moonlight and tossed handsfuls of the shimmery stuff in the air. It was quite heated, I tell you.....they nearly came to blows.
Only then did the Wiz come to his senses, and has sealed himself in MY dungeon to protect all of Oz itself from this love-fest. But will his sacrifice come at a price?
What of the brilliant and tactful Just Julie? She, who came to Emerald on the Wiz's assurances of a high place in his affections, has been tossed aside for another due to the machinations of the fairy goddess. One very reliable Emeraldite witnessed her in the Emerald City pub, knocking back shot after shot with our very own Price, RickStar, tearfully crying "I wish I had never come! Someone take my heart, PLEASE!"
So far, there have been no takers, and our valiant JJ has since sobered up, and is off trying despirately to find the one monkey out of 7 which will cure her of her riven heart.
And what, exactly, did the Wicked one DO for that Janty stick she's been proudly sporting? The world may never know all the details....
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Vicks....that article was overdone with sadness
Even my dirty mildewed copy I read in the dunguon was far to upsetting for me to read!!We will have to search for some happier events to report for tommorrows edition!(it's cold in the dungeon...will someone bring me an extra blanket and some tea??Thanks)The Wiz!
Wow--now this is some serious Drama--where is the Drama Squad!!!! Kendra is really making the town glow----LOL---Sun
Vicks I just want to say you are doing the bang up job that I knew you could do! Excellent reporting! Kendra is gifted with pics and you are gifted with words. Well done ladies!
Jo....I agree...We have an abundance of talent here in The Emerald City...I am planning on contacting Lucky to head up the "gossip column"..How do you think that will work??
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Oh my dear Wiz, that is a WONDERFUL idea!!! You are so wise. No one could do that job better. Excellent! Think of all the fun she could have with that.
Also, I am on my way to the dungeon bringing you some of my goodies. I know Vicks is probably too busy to remember you are down there and you are probably hungry. How does this sound to you?
A big hearty bowl of my famous Potato Cheese Soup
A big Toasted Roast Beef Sandwich with onions, mushrooms and green peppers
and
A big bowl of Apple Crisp with creamy vanilla ice cream melting all over the top
Now if Vicks doesn't come get her monkey you might not get the apple crisp.
(get your dang fingers out of my apple crisp!!!)
Also, I am on my way to the dungeon bringing you some of my goodies. I know Vicks is probably too busy to remember you are down there and you are probably hungry. How does this sound to you?
A big hearty bowl of my famous Potato Cheese Soup
A big Toasted Roast Beef Sandwich with onions, mushrooms and green peppers
and
A big bowl of Apple Crisp with creamy vanilla ice cream melting all over the top
Now if Vicks doesn't come get her monkey you might not get the apple crisp.
(get your dang fingers out of my apple crisp!!!)
Jo....I agree...We have an abundance of talent here in The Emerald City...I am planning on contacting Lucky to head up the "gossip column"..How do you think that will work??
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bite I doubt that is a "No". I'm sure her head is reeling with the possibilities! Now be honest Lucky, you know you want to do it!
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
Lucky, you'd be perfect for the job. And I promise I'll hang out at the EC Pub and pick up all sorts of dirt for you--I'll be like a confidential informant, an undercover operative, a super sleuth, a--oh, I guess you get the idea.
Oh Julie, don't fib, you'll be hammered the whole time there, drinking on the job and twisting the dirt.
So what's wrong with twisted dirt? Sometimes that's the best kind! Vicks will confirm that. LOL
So sad that after such a short time, you know me so well.
You had me at hello, Julie.
JJ........This is the second or third time you have mentioned the EC Pub!! I didn't think we had one??If you find out where in the City the pub is, let me know ok?? I like Blue HawiiansLucky, you'd be perfect for the job. And I promise I'll hang out at the EC Pub and pick up all sorts of dirt for you--I'll be like a confidential informant, an undercover operative, a super sleuth, a--oh, I guess you get the idea.
The Wiz!
I used to drink them until I couldn't stand, back in the day out in the Hampton's at a beach club named Neptune's (feeling nostalgic).JJ I like Blue Hawiians
Sup lucky
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