One of those NOT MY DAY days.. Having one? Fix it HERE:

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Got nailed to the wall by seagate returns department, spent all week doing everyones :censored: but my own, my credit card is giving me nightmares, my closest lady friend is 300 miles away, I don't have any plane tickets left and I am in the midwest....

The good news is that now I'm going to blast the a/c, shut the phone OFF, drink alot of vodka/coke and make some money from my easy chair. With loud music playing. Might even play some internet poker.

Barmaid, bring me a waitress!!!

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He was three years out of college,
A damned good engineer.
Worked hard all day, then he partied away.
Things were happy on the old frontier.
Had a plan for taking life easy,
Avoiding the kids and a wife.
He drove all the women crazy.
These were the three best years of his life.

Then the corporate boys they called him
And said we’ve got a job to do.
Got this problem up in North Dakota
And we need a man just like you.
But the sound of the planes and the freezing rain
Hit him like a fatal disease.
Put a beer to his mouth, took 95-South
And he headed for the Keys.

CHORUS:
And it’s just the sweetest life he’s ever tasted,
A little laid back and key wasted.
He’s got his toes in the sand, he’s a tropical man
He’s happy as hell and it shows.
He’s just living in a drunken stupor,
Making some money on that old square grouper.
Never had any doubt and if it doesn’t work out,
Well, that’s just the way it goes.

Got a job making margaritas
In a little bar by the pier,
Till he finally made some connections
With some big-time buccaneers.
Now he spends some time in Cartagena
Making plans for the haul.
Might be dealing with bums, might be dangerous to some
But the old boy is having a ball.

REPEAT CHORUS

Now his friends all worry about him;
They think he’s throwing his future away.
It’s kind of hard being upwardly mobile
When you’re laying in the sun all day.
So they call him up to convince him
And tell him what it’s all about.
But on the phone he can never stop laughing,
He’s got the whole damned thing figured out.


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my closest lady friend is 300 miles away, I don't have any plane tickets left and I am in the midwest...
If you're in the Midwest, here's a simple solution to that lady friend problem:
Go out and buy 2 or 3 bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine. Every single female within 100 mile radius will come running to your side. This works especially well in Iowa but you have to double check ID's.
 

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If you're in the Midwest, here's a simple solution to that lady friend problem:
Go out and buy 2 or 3 bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine. Every single female within 100 mile radius will come running to your side. This works especially well in Iowa but you have to double check ID's.


Ah, I can see some of them if I want to, but they can't do what I need and the other half are druggies so ... I have this big thing against settling .... In a city I can have ten of what I need and be selective ... here if I found ONE I'd be just shocked and amazed

It's crazy to see these women around here looking like swamp thing with their unshowered *** and then these guys give their pay over to them it's just difficult to wrap your mind around I tell ya

The other night this one I see sometimes was going on and on wanting me to stay with her and move in and evertything else when she didn't even have the prerequisites

Every time I see a woman around here which happens about once a month I end up feeling like wow what a mistake

There are ones who will do me the airfare and treat me good but I don't want to go lately anywhere for some reason I'm banging my head on the wall figuring out WHY
 

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There are ones who will do me the airfare and treat me good but I don't want to go lately anywhere for some reason I'm banging my head on the wall figuring out WHY

Hmmm... my head just exploded. Happens once in a while.

If you have women willing to fly you around just to see you, you are either crazy (because they are a hallucination), or stupid for not going (assuming they are real).

Don't even mention these kinds of problems to anyone and claim to be having a bad day. These aren't problems.

Try being out of work for 9 months, paying a mortgage, and not eating for 4 days because you can't scrape the cash together for food.

Please. If you aren't going to go see those women, please... don't complain. You don't have problems... you have *opportunities*.

Problems with Seagate? Pffft.

Keep it real there skippy.
 
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Im going thru the same thing Cozzi. It sucks!!! Its friggin hard to keep it together somedays. I feel your pain! and to top everything off...read my post about credit card fraud! Im pretty much in hell right now. But Im not homeless yet so thats a plus! I try to stay up but its not easy! Just take it day to day. Think to myself it will get better.
 

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Seagate problems? Find the nearest Best Buy and purchase a Western Digital...

Then go have a drink.

Western Digital Caviar Series.... there is no substitute (Unless you have a funky BIOS that needs to be reflashed so the drive doesn't randomly eat your data).

Nothing is ever perfect is it?
 

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But you don't picture it... There are idiots who need me, so I hang around keeping them from destroying themselves and when I'm not here I worry so much about them ... when I'm here I got the same problems you've got, I scrape and scratch like you so don't feel bad at all

ONE OF THESE DAYS I will tell them all WHERE TO GO but like anyone I feel I got obligations so what can we do, see

Like today I've made a tiny bit of money online but it's never enough for these clowns they need need need


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Im going thru the same thing Cozzi. It sucks!!! Its friggin hard to keep it together somedays. I feel your pain! and to top everything off...read my post about credit card fraud! Im pretty much in hell right now. But Im not homeless yet so thats a plus! I try to stay up but its not easy! Just take it day to day. Think to myself it will get better.


Look it man I deal with poverty, even though I don't have to, because there ain't no county check or sugar momma in the world worth my freedom.... I've had five Cadillacs and I've had a hungry belly I've been to the extremes of life and listen man when you're down your hardest you're the freeest sometimes so don't despair over there

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Cherish what cannot be replaced ... it ain't money ... ... it's those two adorable kids I miss so much .. my best friend who is down for 21 years ..

Ain't a dollar I EVER made I MISS ... so don't take it so hard ... it's the people who are gone that matter, more so the people we still got... it's why I hang around to help these clowns who turn around and :censored: in my face when I could be on a coast somewhere ... It's worth what you can sleep at night, sometimes!!

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Edit: Really I know what I'm talking about I've been the clean cut white guy in suits and ties making white tie deals and I've been the ghetto ... man child roaming the promised land in the lumberjack too

I really do know what I'm talking about .. I use to love money .. now sometimes I hurt for it .. I'd never want to go back , if that makes sense
 
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Hmmm... my head just exploded. Happens once in a while.

If you have women willing to fly you around just to see you, you are either crazy (because they are a hallucination), or stupid for not going (assuming they are real).

Don't even mention these kinds of problems to anyone and claim to be having a bad day. These aren't problems.

Try being out of work for 9 months, paying a mortgage, and not eating for 4 days because you can't scrape the cash together for food.

Please. If you aren't going to go see those women, please... don't complain. You don't have problems... you have *opportunities*.

Problems with Seagate? Pffft.

Keep it real there skippy.


If you're down like THAT, PM me... I'm real good at fixing peoples lives.. I can probably figure something out for you.. It's almost sick how good I am at helping people get out of lifes holes

No pun intended :D

I've been down to the core of hell with poverty in my day and I still always found a way to make it .. all without ANY assistance or anything .. and I've made people wealthy even if they do tend to forget all about me the second they don't need me I'm still proud of who and what I am I'm amazing

and the vodka makes me ramble
Sorry

LoL over here :)
 

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Seagate problems? Find the nearest Best Buy and purchase a Western Digital...

Then go have a drink.


I bought WD all of my life (except fireball which they made) and now they're the same with seagate :(

One time I bought a TRUCK LOAD well not a container or a full 53' truck but a pickup truck load for a couple of hundred dollars and I sold them all for $2 EACH untested they were 1-6gb drives

I made a fortune

At the time I had this old chevy truck I borrowed I stacked or piled it FULL of drives and got my old '79 caddy and piled the trunk FULL too and man I kept selling them for TWO BUCKS

It was insane the things I use to sell... I never lost money on anything, it was amazing
Them was the days back then in them days back then !!
 

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If you're down like THAT, PM me... I'm real good at fixing peoples lives.. I can probably figure something out for you.. It's almost sick how good I am at helping people get out of lifes holes

No pun intended :D

I've been down to the core of hell with poverty in my day and I still always found a way to make it .. all without ANY assistance or anything .. and I've made people wealthy even if they do tend to forget all about me the second they don't need me I'm still proud of who and what I am I'm amazing

and the vodka makes me ramble
Sorry

LoL over here :)

Thanks.

I'll take my chances solo.

Cheers!
 

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Stashed his trash in Ecuador
Bought a good suit of clothes
Flew on up to Mexico
Standin' by the shore

Waitin' for some mystery man
To pay him for his time
But thinkin' about all the money he'd made
Couldn't help to ease his mind

Havana daydreamin'
Boy he's just dreamin'
His life away

His daddy chopped that sugar cane
One day he fell dead
Jesus had a wanderin' feelin'
Swimmin' around in his head

Sailin' on a midnight boat
There were no questions asked
The water so green and the air was so clean
He just stuck right to his task

Havana daydreamin'
Boy he's just schemin'
His life away

(instrumental)

Ceilin' fan it stirs the air
Cigar smoke does swirl
The fragrance on the pillowcase
And he thinks about the girl


Spillin' wine and sharin' good times
She sure could make him smile
He pays her well but what the hell
He'll be movin' in a little while

Havana daydreamin'
Boy he's just dreamin'
His life away

Havana daydreamin'
Boy he'll be dreamin'
His life away
 
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