Phiniac Rugged Pyrex Tank Riddle Contest

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Last one......

My Kelly likes surrealism but dislikes 'the immoderate and impassioned use of the stupefacient image or rather of the uncontrolled provocation of the image for its own sake and for the element of unpredictable perturbation and of metamorphosis which it introduces into the domain of representation; for each image on each occasion forces you to revise the entire Universe.' :blink:

Hmmm .. 'eh, Rip?

The blue pills vitamins, Rip .. not the red ones. Step away from the red pills vitamins, please!
 
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Incognito™;5340062 said:
I don't like the first one at all. It completely contradicts logic. Football IS a sport. If he doesn't like sports... then he can't like Football. ITS A SPORT! Anyway, since it doesn't make sense. I'll come up with one that doesn't make sense as well...

Mr. Kelley likes Roses but dislikes flowers. <--- See? Makes no sense. Roses ARE flowers... so he can't like them! Gaaaaahhh!!!

He doesn't like roses. He doesn't like roses at all...
 

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Mr. Kelley likes Captain Kirk, but dislikes Star Trek.

My dumb post inspired by some very cool sandblasting.:thumb:

Glad the sand blasting inspired you. but .Mr Kelly does not like Captain Kirk. He does however like Scotty! And no he does not like Star Trek

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Mr. Kelley likes Sudoku, but dislikes puzzles.

Mr Kelly likes puzzles and does not like Sudoku, he does however like crosswords!

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Mr. Kelley likes jewelry, but dislikes gemstones.

I have no idea what I'm doing...:blink:

He does not like either!

Mr Kelly likes Lee-Zard with mystical eyes but he doesn't like froggies

Mr Kelly likes froggies and lee-zard but he does not like lizards or reptiles.

Mr kelly likes snakes but does not like snake skin

Mr Kelly Doesn't snakes, but he does like their eggs!

Mr. Kelly likes sex but does not like sexual intercourse!

Sorry mr kelly does not sex.

Mr kelly likes it hot but he doesn't like it dirty

Nope he does not like it hot, but he does like a hotty!

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Mr. Kelley likes Mrs. Kelley, but dislikes her mother

LOL... Mr Kelly does like Mrs Kelley, but he does not like his wife!

#1 Mr Kelly likes e-cigarettes, but he dislikes analogs.

Yet oddly Mr Kelly does not like vaping!

Mr Kelly likes messaging but dislikes texting, email and forums.

LOL, yet he likes chatting

Mr. Kelly likes Rosencrantz, but dislikes Guildenstern.

Nope.. he doesn't like either.

Mr Kelly wants to meet you, but he does not want to know you.
He will say "hello" but he won't say "hi."

I like this one!

Mr. Kelly likes sex but hates condoms.

He doesn't like either. He likes rubbers and the pill, but not condoms or trojans.

Hmmm .. 'eh, Rip?

The blue pills vitamins, Rip .. not the red ones. Step away from the red pills vitamins, please!

#1 MR. KELLY LIKES boobies but dIslikes breasts

But Mr Kelly likes Ripple just the way he is!

Incognito™;5340150 said:
Mr. Kelly likes the 9 millimeter but dislikes guns.

Yup!
 

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OOps, Moorea I forgot to put my Username in my guess email but I think you'll figure it out. I really do try to follow directions, it's just that sometimes my fingers think faster than my brain and vice versa, lol.

Well it's about 4am here I need to get to bed, my baby sister is getting married today and I need to get some sleep for the big event.
 
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