PIF USA - Story Time CONTEST

[akatina]

Tell us a brief story, compose a poem, or write a caption for this picture:

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1/30 #3

"The neighborhood is so much more interesting ever since the nudists moved in next door."

 

[Tiffany Smeggin Peak]

vape mixed nuts at 36mg they said, it'll be fun...
this should be fun trying to explain this to my boss...

 

[Tiffany Smeggin Peak]

#2 oh squirrles just wanna have fun!!!

had to do it!

 

[dolphins35]

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Look Sam, I told you that rabbit was stealing our nuts!



1)

 

[dolphins35]

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Next time you will find a tree closer to the Drive In movie screen



2)

 

[dolphins35]

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Oh No!! The dog found us!
That's ok Sam, the cat will protect us
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3)

 

[Ken62]

"I can't see them from here"
"Shut up, my beer is empty"

 

[MLT910]

"Why are you spying on the neighbors, Harold? I told you, nobody is trying to take your walnut shell mod."

 

[redfern]

"Wow,Honey-you should see those humans wrestling with each other!"
"Ummm...dear,that isn't 'wrestling'"

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Shirley...do you think we look silly wearing these sunglasses in the dark?...Shirley?

....oh, never mind... it was just temporary cloud cover!

 

[redfern]

#2

Hey,Frank-check out the blond in the red bikini.

 

[redfern]

#3
.."okay,massages at 3:00,shuffleboard tournament at 4:30,shower and dinner with the Captain at 7:00..."

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Bert my glass is empty. I can't go get a refill or I might miss Punxsutawney Phil. Do you think he'll see his shadow?

Shirley that's my glass! You said you just wanted a sip! Anyway, Groundhog Day isn't until Saturday and I'm the one holding the binoculars.

 

[akatina]

1/31 #1

"Carl, are you SURE those were Super Bowl tickets you bought? I don't even see a football field from up here!"

 

[akatina]

1/31 #2

"Susie, HOW are your sunglasses staying on your head when they're not even on your ears?!?"

 

[MLT910]

"Harold, stop staring at the neighbor's dog. She's burying her bone, not nuts."

 

[ManuDawg]

#1 Ever since the hot new squirrels moved into the tree accross the way Chuck and Milton spend all their time on "Babe Watch"

 

[MrsCasey]

1/31 #1 "My Starbucks Cup mod is way cooler than your Binocular Mod!"

 

[MLT910]

"Margaret, stop sucking air through your straw, and come over here and check out the size of the nuts next door!!"

 

[MrsCasey]

1/31 #2

"Hey Woody go buy me a Foam Finger to root the team on."