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On the next episode of the History Channel's "Swamp Squirrels": Jib and Jab go nut hunting!
On the next episode of the History Channel's "Swamp Squirrels": Jib and Jab go nut hunting!
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#2 "Great job on scoring these Superbowl Tickets for so cheap Chuck but did it cross your mind that it's in the SuperDOME!?"
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"This is gonna be a great concert Woody! I love the New Squirrels on the Block!!"
"This is gonna be a great concert Woody! I love the New Squirrels on the Block!!"
Do you think are costumes are realistic? Will people at the Mardi Gras think we really are squirrels?
Squirrels? We're supposed to be SQUIRRELS????
"What ya mean a vaporizer from that?" replied Squirrel Redd.
"I can cut off the left side of the binoculars, squash that cup into a stardust and tra-la! it's mechanical." snickered Mister Gadget Go Go-Nuts.
"This is a wreck, ya knucklehead! Just like the last contraption you fired up and sold to Lolly Lib Lib, the thing she nabbed your nickles. She left ya holding and crying for a season. I don't want no lady after my nickles, no-hows! Not in my knickers." Gr-red and grimed Squirrel Redd.
But, Gadget went to soldering and a twining with the hum of smarts, invention in his tweeze.
"Hey, go grab that crow, will ya? I'm gonna try to get that fan-tastic Black bird recipe. Two parts the NET, one part nectar and good ol' crow's meat. Lolly Lib Lib is gonna swoon when next she sees me." fancied Mister Gadget Go-Go Nuts.
He was glad it was Spring.
"I can cut off the left side of the binoculars, squash that cup into a stardust and tra-la! it's mechanical." snickered Mister Gadget Go Go-Nuts.
"This is a wreck, ya knucklehead! Just like the last contraption you fired up and sold to Lolly Lib Lib, the thing she nabbed your nickles. She left ya holding and crying for a season. I don't want no lady after my nickles, no-hows! Not in my knickers." Gr-red and grimed Squirrel Redd.
But, Gadget went to soldering and a twining with the hum of smarts, invention in his tweeze.
"Hey, go grab that crow, will ya? I'm gonna try to get that fan-tastic Black bird recipe. Two parts the NET, one part nectar and good ol' crow's meat. Lolly Lib Lib is gonna swoon when next she sees me." fancied Mister Gadget Go-Go Nuts.
He was glad it was Spring.
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"Some vacation you planned' Roy! My. Drink's been empty fore ten minutes, can you see the waiter?"
Do think that raven flew all the way here from Baltimore?
Of course he flew. I'm quite sure he didn't drive here in a Mercedes-Benz to the Superdome like we did!
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"Carl, I hate to break it to you, but you are TERRIBLE at bird watching..."
"Carl, I hate to break it to you, but you are TERRIBLE at bird watching..."
"Stanley, I need another blended hazelnut mocha. Stop spying on the Hendersons, and get me a refill, please!!"
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One of the lesser-known side effects of nicotine withdrawal: being so paranoid you think squirrels are out to get you...
One of the lesser-known side effects of nicotine withdrawal: being so paranoid you think squirrels are out to get you...
hey, when they look right at you and start running your way....
just saying
those little things can be vicious!
2/1 #1 What Cecil didn't know was that Woody had put black paint on the eyepieces of his binoculars.
2/1 #3 "Whoa, I accidentally grabbed your prescription bifocal sunglasses Woody."
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#3
'm a gangsta squirrel,
got me a gun.
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
always on da run.
I raid tha birdfeeder every night,
I get away with it cause I'm tight.
All the female squirrels wanna mate with me,
cause I got the most children in this oak tree.
I'm smokin' acorns every day,
I'm sellin' acorns, cause I gotta get paid.
I'm rollin' round town in my squirrely benz,
I'm rollin with my squirrely friends.
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'm a gangsta squirrel,
got me a gun.
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
always on da run.
I raid tha birdfeeder every night,
I get away with it cause I'm tight.
All the female squirrels wanna mate with me,
cause I got the most children in this oak tree.
I'm smokin' acorns every day,
I'm sellin' acorns, cause I gotta get paid.
I'm rollin' round town in my squirrely benz,
I'm rollin with my squirrely friends.
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