PIF USA - Story Time CONTEST

[cactus71]

2/1 #3
Hey look - a dog!

 

[akatina]

2/1 #3

The neighborhood's annual re-enactment of "Every Breath You Take" is starting to get a little creepy.

 

[MLT910]

Training squirrels to perform the Neighborhood Watch was a brilliant idea. They work for peanuts!

 

[MrsCasey]

2/2 #1 Cecil and Woody doing there time on the Neighborhood Nut Watch.

 

[MrsCasey]

2/2 #2 "Guarding the nut stockpile is such a boring job. Hey Cecil, go grab me a Vente Red Eye from Starbucks man, I'm passing out!"

 

[MrsCasey]

2/2 #3

Coffee and Shades
Binoculars in hand
They guard all the nuts
All entrances are manned
They've sworn to protect
They've promised to serve
Should a thief comes a callin'
He'll get the beat down he deserves

 

[akatina]

2/2 #1

"Seriously? They use a GROUNDHOG to predict the weather? It boggles my mind how humans got so far up the food chain..."

 

[ManuDawg]

2/2 1. Welcome to the Cheap Seats

 

[ManuDawg]

2/2 2. Everyday at 3:00 Chuck and Milton would get ready to spy on the hot neighbor squirrel as she did her Pole Dancing Exercise.

 

[ManuDawg]

2/2 3. "Where is that mailman with my GG?"

 

[MLT910]

He didn't see his shadow?? Then why are we wearing sunglasses???

 

[redfern]

2/2
#1

look boss de plane de plane!!

 

[redfern]

2/2
#2
"i spy with my little eye something........"

 

[redfern]

2/2
#3
"Roger,these squirrel suits are starting to get uncomfortably tight"

 

[cactus71]

2/2 #1: Alright Marge, I think we've stashed enough e-juice away for the winter... I'll take first watch.

 

[cactus71]

2/2 #2: Hey Marty, keep an eye on that creepy pigeon over there... I think he's the one that keeps pooping on our doorstep.

 

[cactus71]

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2/2 #3: How's the coffee Marge? It's fine, Marty - has she filled the bird feeder yet? Nope - keeping an eye it though Marge. Soon...

 

[morri]

1. OK, let me get this straight. He's gonna climb out of the hole and
walk across the yard. IF he sees his shadow, he will
be scared and run back into hole. IF he does not see a shadow,...
then what? And...how many thousands of people are going to
base their entire Spring vacations on this information?
I get it, you know. You
just really didn't want to go bowling, did ya Shirley?
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[MLT910]

Margaret, what's the neighbor's dog doing in our yard?

Whatever it is, Rodney, I'm sure it's none of our business. Now get me another drink and let me enjoy the sunshine!

 

[akatina]

2/2 #2

Even the squirrels in New Orleans enjoy Mardi Gras.