Proposed Punishment for Provari Thievery ....
- Thread starter Kn0ttYFive
- Start date
- th_trl_thread_readers 0
- Status
"For the love of all that is decent, do NOT choose the "buy It Used" option. Just trust me on this one."
OMG OMG OMG!!! I'm in TEARS!!!!
Gotta get my husband some immediately, and hide them where he usually finds my candy!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Gotta get my husband some immediately, and hide them where he usually finds my candy!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Wow... and look at THIS!!! These Harrible customers are really brilliant too!!!
What a great idea
!!!
What a great idea
!!!
I remember reading reviews about this item, but I didn't realize there were creative reviews about products that aren't this weird.
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
These Amazon reviews are cracking me up!!!!! Did these people seriously buy this stuff or just randomly reviewing because the items are so stupid. I mean, who really buys this stuff???????
Who cares...Have some milk.
These Amazon reviews are cracking me up!!!!! Did these people seriously buy this stuff or just randomly reviewing because the items are so stupid. I mean, who really buys this stuff???????
Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
14,967 of 15,221 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Make this your only stock and store, July 8, 2008
By Edgar
This review is from: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (Misc.)
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.
And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.
Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.
Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'
Last edited:
254 people just bought the wolf shirt before leaving their trailer for WalMart.
Edit: 254 very confused people...
This thread has taken a very disturbing turn; well more disturbing than the original topic lol
Last edited:
These Amazon reviews are cracking me up!!!!! Did these people seriously buy this stuff or just randomly reviewing because the items are so stupid. I mean, who really buys this stuff???????
The reviewers probably didn't buy it, but someone did. Supply and demand. If no one bought it, it wouldn't be for sale very long.
By James K Polk on December 6, 2011
For the love of all that is decent, do NOT choose the "Buy It Used" option. Just trust me on this one.
HAH! Oz beat me to it....lol
These Amazon reviews are cracking me up!!!!! Did these people seriously buy this stuff or just randomly reviewing because the items are so stupid. I mean, who really buys this stuff???????
You can tell if they actually bought it by looking for the "Amazon Verified Purchase" tag near the review.
Last edited:
First, I must say EvilZoe, your avatar is HOT!!!! Secondly, never thought I'd now want to spend time reading Amazon reviews for a good laugh. I had no idea this much fun was involved around Amazon.
I've been sucked in by the reviews on this one.
I ordered one of these Fresh "Whole" Rabbits, but when it arrived its head, fur and insides were missing. Not exactly whole, I'd say! Maybe it was just damaged during shipping, but I won't be buying another one. I mean - without the long ears, how do I know it even WAS a rabbit? It was the same size and shape as a cat...not that I've seen a cat with its head, fur and insides missing. I mean, not like really close or anything.
On the plus side, it was delicious with a tall, cold glass of Tuscan Milk, so I give it three stars. That's three WHOLE stars, BTW.
Uranium Ore: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific
"I was going to buy a gun to keep on me at all times, but I decided this was a safer and cheaper means of protection. I bought 10 of these and kept them in my bed for a few weeks. I can now shoot lasers out of my nipples and have no need for a gun. "
"I was going to buy a gun to keep on me at all times, but I decided this was a safer and cheaper means of protection. I bought 10 of these and kept them in my bed for a few weeks. I can now shoot lasers out of my nipples and have no need for a gun. "
Old joke, but I always liked it...
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.
CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!
CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.
CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!
US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!
CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
- Status
Similar threads
