Proposed Punishment for Provari Thievery ....
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Agreed... Lot to be said here, but what would be the point I guess.
LOL
1st - Negative. When I aquired my Stealth, I asked (in a soft loving voice) if he would like one as well. (as I made him a sammich)
He said, "no, I already have a ProVari that works fine." Soooo.....
2nd- Since said Perp turned down the offer, and proceeded to comit a heinous crime; he is in total violation. He has been dealt with accordingly. The offer was taken off of the table!
People change their minds, I would have taken this as my Wife's way of telling me what she wanted for Christmas, But I guess punishment is a better gift to last the whole year through, I really hope this is all a joke, As I don't believe physical, financial or psychological abuse to gain control in the form of punishment is the proper way to show them we love and care for them, Just saying and Happy Holidays!
We have a verdict, The Aye's win. Sentencing has been imposed.
(a) Factors Considered in Imposing this Sentence. - The court
shall impose a sentence sufficient, but not greater than necessary,
to comply with the purposes set forth in paragraph (2) of this
subsection. The court, has determined that the particular sentence to be
imposed, considered -
(1) the nature and circumstances of the offense and the history
and characteristics of the defendant;
(2) the need for the sentence imposed -
(A) to reflect the seriousness of the offense, to promote
respect for the Provari (Stealth), and to provide just punishment for the
offense;
(B) to afford adequate deterrence to criminal conduct;
(C) to protect the public from further crimes of the
defendant; and
(D) to provide the defendant with needed educational or
vocational training, medical care, or other correctional
treatment in the most effective manner;
It is so ordered.
(a) Factors Considered in Imposing this Sentence. - The court
shall impose a sentence sufficient, but not greater than necessary,
to comply with the purposes set forth in paragraph (2) of this
subsection. The court, has determined that the particular sentence to be
imposed, considered -
(1) the nature and circumstances of the offense and the history
and characteristics of the defendant;
(2) the need for the sentence imposed -
(A) to reflect the seriousness of the offense, to promote
respect for the Provari (Stealth), and to provide just punishment for the
offense;
(B) to afford adequate deterrence to criminal conduct;
(C) to protect the public from further crimes of the
defendant; and
(D) to provide the defendant with needed educational or
vocational training, medical care, or other correctional
treatment in the most effective manner;
It is so ordered.
This is the funniest thread and I may get stoned for even asking this but I don't give a
Why don't you just buy him one of his
LMAOOOOOO!!!!
Oh & that crab juice I hear is the most God awful disgusting thing one can ever
I suddenly have this irresistible urge to play Mad Libs. Do they even make that anymore?
Every Wednesday we play on the Mr. Vape thread. You can win a prize! I won a little box mod and another time a gift certificate Tommy let me use in combination with a sale. I ended up getting a Tru-Stone drip tip for about $15.
(FYI this is an Aye Aye)
Only a face a mother could love.
Then again, even a mother would think that's one FUGLY looking
Hmmm... so what toys does he own that he values? That is the key, padawan.
The Key to any Great Pay-Back is you have to hit them in the Same Way they got you. Only Harder.
There also has to be a Twist.
What I would do is get a few friends and clean out your House of the Big Screen, Computers, Jewelry, etc. And of course, your Husband's Prized __________ ( Fill in whatever he Treasures Most).
Then when you pick him up from the Airport, tell him you have some REALY Bad News. Tell him you house was broken into and that they stole the Big Screen, Computers, Jewelry and your Provari.
Keep it together long enough to explain that you didn't want to ruin his Trip by telling him about it. The Break Down into uncontrollable Sobbing.
Between Sobs, throw in an occasional "... All Gone" and " Didn't know what to do..." and "... Insurance might not pay for Everything."
I'd string him along well after you get home to a Looted House with Big Empty Spaces where a LCD TV or Computer used to be.
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LOL zoiDman! I was thinking along the lines of something like that, although not quite as dramatic. How about borrowing a big dog house from someone, putting his name on it and leaving it in the front yard for him to see when he comes home? It should also get some comments and interest from the neighbors, he could be in for a bit of ribbing!
Not hard Enough.
I don't believe in an Eye for an Eye. I believe in an Eye for and Eye and a couple of Fingers also.
I also believe that Pay-Back has to be Offense Related. If the offense was Thievery, then the Pay-Back should have Thivery in it.
And the Cool thing about this One is if the Husband doesn't Cop to taking the Provari, which he might Not, She can keep his Prized ___________.
I read this post earlier today but wanted to wait before something hit me that fit the crime.
#1. It's juvenile but before you go to bed you ought to saran wrap the toilet seat once in a while. You know, under the lid and taught so it's not noticeable.
#2. Buy a couple of novelty e-liquid flavors. A quick google search got me hits of wonderful flavors like Worcestershire Sauce, Crab Legs and Dill Pickle. Surprise them with an odd flavor periodically. Or, just drop some horseradish extract into the tank occasionally.
#3. If they drive, a dead fish in the air-vent housing.
#4. Sometimes when you cook, sneak some capsaicin into the dish. After a few times get some ice cream and offer it when their mouth is burning from the capsaicin. Have it already laced with capsaicin too.
#5. Nair + Shampoo = Bald
#6. Tighten the hinges on the front door a little bit each week. A barely noticeable amount. Once they're used to tugging on the door hard to open it, loosen it back up. Have tissue available in case they bloody their own nose.
7#. Put bacon grease in their skin cream
#8. Remove the innards of their favorite chair then put the cushion back on and wait.
#9. Fashion all their underwear into Christmas decor and hang it outside.
#10. Like the old gag lighters that would shock the user - except with a PV.
I figure you can mix and match, add your own flare, and make the next six months hell.
#4 for the win~!
If the punishment should fit the crime...
While he's sleeping, superglue the ProVari stealth to his hand and write THIEF on his forehead with a sharpie (you may want to get him intoxicated first). Film the trip to the hospital to get the ProVari removed, and post it on Facebook and YouTube.
While he's sleeping, superglue the ProVari stealth to his hand and write THIEF on his forehead with a sharpie (you may want to get him intoxicated first). Film the trip to the hospital to get the ProVari removed, and post it on Facebook and YouTube.
That's a horrible idea! As much as the convicted may deserve it, just think of the poor Provari, covered in superglue & epidermis!
Ruining a perfectly good ProVari Stealth?
I think not! Besides, that case is Closed. Agreed. That would grounds for another Case. ProVari Stealth Abuse. No bueno.
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It would be transformed into a "Book of the Dead" edition ProVari, covered in human skin.
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