ProVari Anger Management

[EvilZoe]

I would like this a dozen times if I could

My wife would freak the out if I did that to her, but it would be priceless to see her expression for the few seconds before she recovered and then tried to shoot me with one of my own guns.

Where's the satisfaction in shooting someone?

It's WAY better to beat them to a pulp using a two by four with a nail in it.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

Where's the satisfaction in shooting someone?

It's WAY better to beat them to a pulp using a two by four with a nail in it.

So much violence here today... We should sing a song of butterflies and such.

 

[MissLiss]

Are you trying to blow hot air up my skirt? Because if you are you could at least wait till I take my coat off!!!

 

[Big Orange Country]

Where's the satisfaction in shooting someone?

It's WAY better to beat them to a pulp using a two by four with a nail in it.

Actually I think she would prefer a scalpel since she's had a lot of practice using them.

 

[EvilZoe]

Actually I think she would prefer a scalpel since she's had a lot of practice using them.

Again, where's the fun in bringing one's work home with them?

 

[Big Orange Country]

So much violence here today... We should sing a song of butterflies and such.

I remember a cadence from my Army days about a yellow bird with a yellow bill.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

Again, where's the fun in bringing one's work home with them?

Can you say that with this serious face?

Edit: Hmmm, This pic is kinda creepy though, My wife makes that exact same face at me.

 

[EvilZoe]

Can you say that with this serious face?

THAT

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

Do you know why that guy is all smiles in the background?

 

[Big Orange Country]

Do you know why that guy is all smiles in the background?

Probably glad it's not directed at him

 

[EvilZoe]

Do you know why that guy is all smiles in the background?

Because he has a YouTube account with advertising revenue.

 

[baghandler]

I would like this a dozen times if I could

My wife would freak the out if I did that to her, but it would be priceless to see her expression for the few seconds before she recovered and then tried to shoot me with one of my own guns.

Or wait until you were in the shower and then throw all of your vaping gear into the creek.

 

[Big Orange Country]

Or wait until you were in the shower and then throw all of your vaping gear into the creek.

That would be hitting below the belt and besides, I know where she keeps all her gear at

 

[Vaslovik]

Hello... My name is Zombie, I own a ProVari and I'm mad!!! (This is where everyone says "Hello Zombie")

I felt that since I myself am a person dealing with anger issues and I own a Provari, I should make a place that we can all come and talk... As for people that don't own a ProVari, Well we know why they are angry.

I'm not angry at all. I use MECHS. No menus, no electronics, no hassle. I just push one button and it works, every time. Sorry you are so angry and I hope you have a better day tomorrow

 

[EvilZoe]

I'm not angry at all. I use MECHS. No menus, no electronics, no hassle. I just push one button and it works, every time. Sorry you are so angry and I hope you have a better day tomorrow

Someone doesn't get the joke....lol

 

[baghandler]

Someone doesn't get the joke....lol

If you build it, they will come.

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

I'm not angry at all. I use MECHS. No menus, no electronics, no hassle. I just push one button and it works, every time. Sorry you are so angry and I hope you have a better day tomorrow

Someone doesn't get the joke....lol

Giggle Giggle, At first I thought she was saying she used MEDS... I had to read it twice because then I thought she was saying she didn't need Electro Shock Therapy... I made this face blink Because I couldn't figure out what menus was... I was like it that a acronym for an anger group?

And no I'm not kidding, I really did think that... Hahaha!!!

Edit: Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction... and funnier too!!!

I found her a sexy pillbox though just to be nice... It's a great place to put small parts and such for her mech!

 

[EvilZoe]

Giggle Giggle, At first I thought she was saying she used MEDS... I had to read it twice because then I thought she was saying she didn't need Electro Shock Therapy... I made this face blink Because I couldn't figure out what menus was... I was like it that a acronym for an anger group?

And no I'm not kidding, I really did think that... Hahaha!!!

Edit: Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction... and funnier too!!!

I found her a sexy pillbox though just to be nice... It's a great place to put small parts and such for her mech!

Actually, I wonder if anyone saw the little conversation you and I were having that preceded this thread....lol​

 

[GREEN ZOMBIE]

Actually, I wonder if anyone saw the little conversation you and I were having that preceded this thread....lol

lol, I don't know, I bet everyone's mind is racing now and trying to find that conversation!

They will be very disappointed to find no ..... in it though.

 

[EvilZoe]

lol, I don't know, I bet everyone's mind is racing now and trying to find that conversation!

They will be very disappointed to find no ..... in it though.

Well, naturally.

I know I was.