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IDK @FringeChief68 , LOLOL @AstroTurf seems pretty happy with cycling already on offer. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Obsessed almost. LOLOL.

It's cool man real cyclists know that crashing is ALL part of it. You can be a real cyclist... And be minding your own business on the Mt. Vernon trail and some dingbat doesn't stay in their lane around a BLIND corner and you go..... Uuuh… .okay I don't want to hit the dingbat they don't know how to crash and you plunge your bicycle down an embankment into some trees, and well, other real cyclists see it and come dig you out, and you all mutter about dingbat cyclists. That was a happy crash.

My parents.... My older brother well they just put him on a bike without training wheels and shoved him DOWN a hill and by the end (DUDE I hate that guy) well, he could ride a bike without training wheels. I suppose it made sense to them that's how they taught us how to ski.

The did that with me next, only it did not go to .plan. LOL. That was a less happy crash. When my parents like, retrieved me, I was like, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT."

But crashing is a part of biking. Oooh, I think my worst non crash was like gong around a turn to quickly near this rock wall, and bouncing off it repeatedly.. I skinned most of the right part of my body.

Biking home isn't fun after that so much but you have to. My parents were like "EEK. Let's go to the ER."

I just looked at them wearily and said, 'Let's not I'm gonna go lie down for a while, maybe sleep it off. I'm sure it will still be there tomorrow." Healed up pretty well.

MAN you could not get me in a peleton, ONE WRONG MOVE (and there are TONS of ew cyclists who are not so good..,) forget it.

That's why the team leader is all firmly surrounded by his team mates, ready to take the fall. It's also why biking is so charming. It's a sport but it's also like chess, and that includes the how to hide the performance enhancing drugs. That is the TRUE chess game..

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Nancy Sinatra? Kid of Sinatra? IDK. At first I read it as Nancy Regan. Dude. It was good and I liked how they all wore no pants, it totally emphasized the boots. I mean I assume there was some tape or something.

While I admired Jessica Simpson's desire to ALSO wear as few clothes as possible (I kinda got the feeling that if they coulda gone naked EXCEPT the boots, the ladies may have) but OMG as soon as I heard, "Ready boots?" I was like, "Oh Jessica you suck so bad and she did not disappoint.) Grr. Reminds me of the Wrecking Ball video where it was like, Miley in all her glory and instead someone had replaced the audio with wails, grunts and groans. But you know, I don't like to leave you with nothing. I even tried changing the filter (I did not see I had one) but it immediately linked me to.... real women real naked doing AWFUL stuff, so well, I give you the parody:



I also enjoyed the lack of most clothing.

Anna
 

AstroTurf

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Nancy Sinatra? Kid of Sinatra? IDK. At first I read it as Nancy Regan. Dude. It was good and I liked how they all wore no pants, it totally emphasized the boots. I mean I assume there was some tape or something.

While I admired Jessica Simpson's desire to ALSO wear as few clothes as possible (I kinda got the feeling that if they coulda gone naked EXCEPT the boots, the ladies may have) but OMG as soon as I heard, "Ready boots?" I was like, "Oh Jessica you suck so bad and she did not disappoint.) Grr. Reminds me of the Wrecking Ball video where it was like, Miley in all her glory and instead someone had replaced the audio with wails, grunts and groans. But you know, I don't like to leave you with nothing. I even tried changing the filter (I did not see I had one) but it immediately linked me to.... real women real naked doing AWFUL stuff, so well, I give you the parody:



I also enjoyed the lack of most clothing.

Anna

ah ha...

first Pink, and now Jessica Simpson.

aNnA, we are on to something... tell me about your childhood.

on second thought...

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My mom didn't let me have a Barbie because she thought they were bad for women (I kind of guess they are)? Then, my aunt in a fit of rebellion, got me one for Christmas and there was nothing she could do? Except pay like my older brother to shave it and set it on fire which I am sure he would have done for free?

LOOK these wimmin are hot. There is no argument for me they just can't sing for sh:censored:t and it's annoying. I mean give me Rhianna, given me Beyoncé, give me Dolly Parton that chick got PIPES.

I guess my issue is, I was destined for Julliard and I played classical music for 8 hours a day, and it was nice (the music) but the skill involved.... .it's very hard. When I see a boob job and an autotuned vapid piece of crap, I just go ape. I LOVE good singers whatever they look like. Adele was freaking fun, before the producers took her happy alto and turned it in a whispy poorly done soprano. I like songs like "My boys all come to the yard" milkshake song, I like Aerosmith I like the greats before such music was possible. If you have not listened to the album "Smile" which is the Beachboy's front man, and ALL he used was human voices and he had schizophrenia forever but he finished it? It will make me cry. Genius, and it took so long.

The striving for perfection while persistently not quite getting there does if for me. As a pop band I ADORE Maroon 5 and not just because they are actually good, but the band unabashedly said they LOVED the genre and they were SO GLAD. You can tell. They are having fun. I don't think Jessica Simpson is she is looking like "OH boy, I better look HOT every second." It's annoying. Your primary function is music, not how you shake your .....

Plus, if you want truly hot you can do much, much better than that vapid Barbie.

I don't like someone singing crap because their dad was famous or they look the part.

You should work for what you get, but that's hard nowadays. I remember routinely going to concerts in Philly and being blown away. Sure, it was PHILLY in the day, but MAN IDK. I mostly listen to rap a lot anymore, or just bands I find from flotsam and jetsam.

I am also a singer. For fun, for my school musical, which was an unfortunate one by also opera trained. One of deese days I will look at my brother's link to recording software and see what I can do. A TON of scales probably just a metric ton at first. Pitch takes practice,. Then, well, IDK. I will see. It takes work to be in tune. For example here is a song I like, even though most of his offerings are mediocre. I am a fan of singers who can hit a minor 7th interval, it was really hard.

Woah checking my work on that led me down a rabbit hole of forgotten music theory and practice, I should be fine if I sing to the internet for a while. Once I am not hoarse.

I just.... this song is cheery it's fun and it's good. I used to play it for my little brother and he hated it so trust me you won't be alone. But, this is good, wholesome pop and I don't think Mr. Grammar is in any way a heart throb. Perhaps some of you will differ on that. I think he's a smurf of a man but it's a decent song and a very funny music video. It may well be autotuned but sometimes I don't want to know.



Anna

TL/DR MY BROTHER KILLED MY BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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