My mom didn't let me have a Barbie because she thought they were bad for women (I kind of guess they are)? Then, my aunt in a fit of rebellion, got me one for Christmas and there was nothing she could do? Except pay like my older brother to shave it and set it on fire which I am sure he would have done for free?
LOOK these wimmin are hot. There is no argument for me they just can't sing for sh

t and it's annoying. I mean give me Rhianna, given me Beyoncé, give me Dolly Parton that chick got PIPES.
I guess my issue is, I was destined for Julliard and I played classical music for 8 hours a day, and it was nice (the music) but the skill involved.... .it's very hard. When I see a boob job and an autotuned vapid piece of crap, I just go ape. I LOVE good singers whatever they look like. Adele was freaking fun, before the producers took her happy alto and turned it in a whispy poorly done soprano. I like songs like "My boys all come to the yard" milkshake song, I like Aerosmith I like the greats before such music was possible. If you have not listened to the album "Smile" which is the Beachboy's front man, and ALL he used was human voices and he had schizophrenia forever but he finished it? It will make me cry. Genius, and it took so long.
The striving for perfection while persistently not quite getting there does if for me. As a pop band I ADORE Maroon 5 and not just because they are actually good, but the band unabashedly said they LOVED the genre and they were SO GLAD. You can tell. They are having fun. I don't think Jessica Simpson is she is looking like "OH boy, I better look HOT every second." It's annoying. Your primary function is music, not how you shake your .....
Plus, if you want truly hot you can do much, much better than that vapid Barbie.
I don't like someone singing crap because their dad was famous or they look the part.
You should work for what you get, but that's hard nowadays. I remember routinely going to concerts in Philly and being blown away. Sure, it was PHILLY in the day, but MAN IDK. I mostly listen to rap a lot anymore, or just bands I find from flotsam and jetsam.
I am also a singer. For fun, for my school musical, which was an unfortunate one by also opera trained. One of deese days I will look at my brother's link to recording software and see what I can do. A TON of scales probably just a metric ton at first. Pitch takes practice,. Then, well, IDK. I will see. It takes work to be in tune. For example here is a song I like, even though most of his offerings are mediocre. I am a fan of singers who can hit a minor 7th interval, it was really hard.
Woah checking my work on that led me down a rabbit hole of forgotten music theory and practice, I should be fine if I sing to the internet for a while. Once I am not hoarse.
I just.... this song is cheery it's fun and it's good. I used to play it for my little brother and he
hated it so trust me you won't be alone. But, this is good, wholesome pop and I don't think Mr. Grammar is in any way a heart
throb. Perhaps some of you will differ on that. I think he's a smurf of a man but it's a decent song and a very funny music video. It may well be autotuned but sometimes I don't want to know.
Anna
TL/DR MY BROTHER KILLED MY BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!