My mouth is not actually my best feature. I have dentures, and I can take them OUT and I also have TITANIUM FANGS in my lower jaw. I know how to deal with this in a way that can be extremely FAVORABLE, or NOT favorable at ALL. Y'all ain't scaring me a bit.
The husband might be worried but he is never really worried. He trained with some super famous general his stepdad knew from Vietnam or something, in the hopes that the martial arts training would reduced his tendency toward extreme violence. He is HIGHLY TRAINED and I don't mean that lightly at all. He says, "I have not killed anyone.... that I know of." He was in a lot of bar fights and stuff before sobriety,.
Also, when he went to jail (DUI number 5 or something) he ARRIVED drunk and said to the judge "You are a total hypocrite I HAVE SEEN you weaving your way out of that bar and weave as you drive off on several occasions, you are no better than me. You "expletive."
Probably true judge died of liver something, but he was not happy with the husband's statements so held him in contempt and locked him up in PRISON (not jail) indefinitely.
When the husband got there one of the factions showed up with a shiv and like the husband, snake like, grabbed it, snapped it in two, and like shoved it (not very hard but enough to bleed an stick out) and said to the guy, "You tell your boss to come talk to me and then we can talk."
OMG. That is SO DOPE. I wish I was capable of that but the husband can't teach me because he says I am too "small." He says I need a 12 year old boy to learn with. MAYBE someday I shall.
But, although my best feature is NOT my mouth, it is a SMART mouth and very useful for talking ones way out of dangerous situations.
Neither ONE of us is scared of WV I JUST DO NOT WANT TO SHARE A TOILET OR HOME WITH ANYONE AT ALL. IT HAS BEEN SEVERAL DECADES SINCE THE HUSBAND AND I DID and this is how it should be.
Pretty mouth, snort. LOL
Anna