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That is seriously beautifully gorgeous and pristine.

I'm the kind of person who takes the Ocelot's vape setup and turns it into like, @DPLongo22 's vape.

I am sorry, vapes. Seriously though, for example I got my hands this:

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It's a great vape too buy I almost never use it. I just know something would happen.. eventually.
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That is seriously beautifully gorgeous and pristine.

I'm the kind of person who takes the Ocelot's vape setup and turns it into like, @DPLongo22 's vape.

I am sorry, vapes. Seriously though, for example I got my hands this:

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It's a great vape too buy I almost never use it. I just know something would happen.. eventually.
Anna

Use it, Anna. Just do so carefully.

BTW, that's better than an "AOC" version, for sure. :ohmy::lol:

I kid, I kid... :rolleyes:
 

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I have used it occasionally, usually when I want to show it off, but we are all hermits now so it's in my vacopalypse closet ATM. LOL.

I will probably vape it before I vape Tom Cruise.

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Close your eyes tightly enough...

and while you vape it...

you could pretend it’s Tom Cruise!!!
 

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Um, I don't vape 5'3" Scientologist actors. They taste like regret, brainwashing, and stupidity. I never pretend Tom Cruise is anywhere NEAR me.

He is not aging gracefully either. Man. Like Nicholas Cage. They both needed to be told "Look, at some point with the plastic surgery-- YOU STOP." I would put that in my agent contract with any aging actor-- SORRY I SAY when the plastic surgery is OVER.

Unlike gentlemen like Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, and Captain Picard, they all looked naturally great when they got older.

Be like that, Tom Cruise, and if that involves "dead" like Sean Connery I will NOT grieve your passing ah, much.

Do I not like Tom Cruise? Why no, no I don't. The only movie I liked was that one where he played a crazed (possibly fake I forget) like motivational/speaker and I was like "Wow... convincing." Now I know he was merely channeling the spirit of L Ron Hubbard I am less impressed.

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@AstroTurf I had no idea you and Tom Cruise were a thing....:lol::lol::lol:

Or was it "mean Anna" syndrome? Not grieving the TC? COME on now, unless you stop every single day to grieve all the humans who passed from the earth, like, you know okay you are a saint or whatever.

But, based on other posts I KNOW you are not a saint. So that's out....

Um I am sorry I interefered with your man crush on TC. I know the man crush is real. Like, my kid is in love with Adam Sandler in a very serious way. I have seen ALL Adam Sandler's movies and he is rather prolific. My theory Adam Sandler somehow reminds him of his dad's good qualities, sweet, goofy ultimately well meaning that all got wiped away.

Now, Adam Sandler doesn't do much for me. He's not even that funny, quite often. BUT at least the man crush was not on TC.

I WILL SAY my son's two favorite movies of all time were Stealth and Joe's Apartment. I have seen both at LEAST 10 times and I am TELLING you those were both movies where like you should get a medal for watching them even once. Or, ONE MILLION dollars......

They are dreadful.....

Anna
 
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@AstroTurf I had no idea you and Tom Cruise were a thing....:lol::lol::lol:

Or was it "mean Anna" syndrome? Not grieving the TC? COME on now, unless you stop every single day to grieve all the humans who passed from the earth, like, you know okay you are a saint or whatever.

But, based on other posts I KNOW you are not a saint. So that's out....

Um I am sorry I interefered with your man crush on TC. I know the man crush is real. Like, my kid is in love with Adam Sandler in a very serious way. I have seen ALL Adam Sandler's movies and he is rather prolific. My theory Adam Sandler somehow reminds him of his dad's good qualities, sweet, goofy ultimately well meaning that all got wiped away.

Now, Adam Sandler doesn't do much for me. He's not even that funny, quite often. BUT at least the man crush was not on TC.

I WILL SAY my son's two favorite movies of all time were Stealth and Joe's Apartment. I have seen both at LEAST 10 times and I am TELLING you those were both movies where like you should get a medal for watching them even once. Or, ONE MILLION dollars......

They are dreadful.....

Anna



TC told me to send this to you...

He also said he would see you in your dreams!!!

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I bet you write him stalking letters.

In any case neither of the Toms have appeared in my dreams actually. I don't much care for the other one either, the one who is like... Hanks. That's right. I started with the movie "Big" and that was a mistake. although there really is not a GREAT place to start, like do I want to hear him scream "Wilson, Wilson, Wilson" a billion times sorry I really don't need that crass type of emotional manipulation (Think it was based on a True story or whatever, but I bet Wilson was ALL Hollywood. I can picture him practicing in acting class and his teacher screaming "Emote, EMOTE!"

Forrest Gump.... Will it did um inspire one of the funniest lines of a funny movie which I forget but it was that movie about the actors who were filming a movie about being kidnapped and who actually got kidnapped.

Sadly, thanks to my OWN actions (although I do blame the OTHER folks involved too) well, I can not quote it exactly: "You went full (banned word) low IQ? You never go FULL LOW IQ. There's no coming back from that!"

It was a movie me and the husband like uh, watched when things were really dire, it was hard to laugh.

But the whole. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get."

I never thought it was deep in fact, it is factually untrue. If you have a box of chocolates, you KNOW what you are going to GET. Chocolate. Or, if it is empty, NO chocolate. So you know EXACTLY what you are going to get, unless we get into SUBTYPING which can be a useful you know thing to do.

You'd have to say: Life is like an assortment box of chocolates, if you do not read the map .usually posted on the INSIDE LID of the chocolate box, you will not know which chocolate subtype you are going to get." But Forrest COULD NOT actually say that or he would sound too smart.

I am pretty picky about movie and movie actors. Actually, I think it's the time frame involved. After say, 2.5 HOURS I am barely getting to KNOW you. I much prefer TV series. That is how I AM.

The Toms though, no no :lol::lol::lol:

No politics involved, not trying to offend anyone, let me be with my thoughts. Urgh.

Anna
 

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Here's a deep thought for ya:

People have different preferences. You are totally allowed to enjoy ANY Tom in this world, and also the movie "Big."

To be fair, it's not worse than the WILSON one.

If you REALLY want to watch the worst movie of all time that all of us agree on EXCEPT my kid, l suggest either STEALTH or JOE's APARTMENT.

Also, I would start (if you were a guy) with STEALTH because it has Jessica Biel at her hottest, so at least you have that.

I am not sure the male lead in Joe's Apartment is a star REALLY and the star of that movie are the cockroaches. Which sing and dance. Pink Cake urinals also feature prominently.

I think the movie makers were on some type of hallucinogen the ENTIRE time.

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Here's a deep thought for ya:

People have different preferences. You are totally allowed to enjoy ANY Tom in this world, and also the movie "Big."

To be fair, it's not worse than the WILSON one.

If you REALLY want to watch the worst movie of all time that all of us agree on EXCEPT my kid, l suggest either STEALTH or JOE's APARTMENT.

Also, I would start (if you were a guy) with STEALTH because it has Jessica Biel at her hottest, so at least you have that.

I am not sure the male lead in Joe's Apartment is a star REALLY and the star of that movie are the cockroaches. Which sing and dance. Pink Cake urinals also feature prominently.

I think the movie makers were on some type of hallucinogen the ENTIRE time.

Anna

As far as bad movies are concerned, I'd be of the opinion that all must get in line behind >

 

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As far as bad movies are concerned, I'd be of the opinion that all must get in line behind >


this movie is sooooooo bad...

How bad is it?

it is so bad... it doesnt even show up on netflix.

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