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[Ceejay0875]

Cougars are pretty evil. I mean, I look at my son's friends and granted like some of them were a bit, waify and whatnot, but most of all 21 year olds look like they would SNAP like a twig if I climbed in bed with them. They would have to learn a thing or two about leverage.

And an old lady making your son work OVERTIME? Bah, I'm surprised she gets to visit at all.

Perhaps she is in possession of the "magic vagina" as my kid once said sadly about a girl he loved, but couldn't be with, because she was a MASSIVE alcoholic and he got to see how that went with his dad. Poor little guy. He used to talk about her wistfully and I'd be like "Maybe you can be her friend and help her?" and he was like, "Nah, Mom the only way you can be with someone like that is to drink with them."
And I was like, "You are wise grasshopper. When I accidentally got pregnant with you and had to pay attention to how my life sucked? Big time? Yeah, that was the beginning of the end.

All the best to your kiddo.

Anna

Thanks. I always said I would be welcome and accepting, and have really tried, and continue to. But it's really hard especially for holidays and such, when plans are made-which include her btw-I've never excluded her from an invitation, and then all of a sudden they get cancelled and he's not allowed to come because she wants him to do something else. It's really hard to try after that happens so many times.

Somehow he feels like it's his duty to white knight her since her life sucked so bad before him. I failed to teach him that some women just aren't worth it.

 

[stols001]

OH DUDE you have to I think I repeated infinity times to my kid that the phrase "I'm on birth control" actually means "I want you to pay me to watch me raise your kid JUST terribly." I was in a FERVOR about it like, I would tell him to only use his OWN CONDOMS and discuss how easy it is to stab a needle through one. LOL. I may have demoed it one time, I can remember.

To be fair I was therapizing some pretty rotten evil little girls. Who really DID want a baby so they could finally have something to love THEM. No no no nonononnnn!!!!

I did not want a teen grandbaby.

Now, it's all like, "Kid kid, hurry up, give me the grandkid." LOL. He once called me the biggest hypocrite of all time.. He was right.

But, I just want "all of us, LOL" to be so happy!!!!!

He gets a few more years, then *I* might stab holes in condoms. I mostly kid. Plus I have taught him to know the signs so I hamstrung myself. Shoot.

Oh well he has a cool dog and I love her very much. We do talk, just not out loud and most DEFINITELY do not want her to be the mother of his children, etc.

Yeah, getting it all out of my system when he shows up with The One. I will like her I'm sure, unless you know, I don't.

I also will not fold my son's laundry in front of her saying "Oh, he has so much to DO." (That one was my own MIL, LOL.) She has no idea how close she got to getting punched on that one. Heh.

I never folded my son's laundry and I'm certainly not starting NOW.

Anna

 

[Ceejay0875]

I did actually do the condom talk. I guess it's not a worry since she is so opposed to having children. And on that note I am sad, but think it may be for the best if he is going to be with her. I want grandchildren, but I don't want to get stuck raising them.

It's not all bad I guess, I still have a 16 year old here at home to make miserable for a little while longer.

 

[Deemac]

I've always wondered how it is breastfeeding with implants. I mean I hear you CAN. I bet it's a total pain the .....
Anna

Could this be something to do with the acupuncture meridians.

 

[Hobbs]

Was going to close the binds and curtains for the night and found this House Gecko creeping on the outside of the window.

 

[Bronze]

Was going to close the binds and curtains for the night and found this House Gecko creeping on the outside of the window.

He’s looking for a slice of lemon meringue pie.

 

[Bronze]

Was going to close the binds and curtains for the night and found this House Gecko creeping on the outside of the window.

I found a copperhead in my garage tonight. Second snake in the last three days.

 

[coldgin96]

How to Get Rid of Squirrels: Tips for Control | Terminix

 

[coldgin96]

’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park

 

[FringeChief68]

 

[stols001]

Bad squirrels! Happy sunday!

Anna

 

[Frenchfry1942]

Great presentation.

 

[FringeChief68]

 

[stols001]

Great presentation.

Call me crazy and all but I cannot abide "great presentation" plus 'stache.

Call me face-is (get it) call me well, IDK but I have yet to trust a man with a mustache. Stach and goatee-- acceptable. In fact the husband does that at my request because he has a scar on his lip from running through a plate glass door and it makes him just look EXACTLY like an evil Keifer Southerland or whatever his name is, the 24 dude.

Mustache alone is just... You can't. I hate that new thing Movember when everyone grows a stache and not only THAT acts all self righteous about donating to charity.

While I'm quite sure shaving is the suck (I mean, I have legs) that type of cultural movement, it's a problem is what I'm saying. LOL.

Anna

 

[440BB]

Call me crazy and all but I cannot abide "great presentation" plus 'stache.

Call me face-is (get it) call me well, IDK but I have yet to trust a man with a mustache. Stach and goatee-- acceptable. In fact the husband does that at my request because he has a scar on his lip from running through a plate glass door and it makes him just look EXACTLY like an evil Keifer Southerland or whatever his name is, the 24 dude.

Mustache alone is just... You can't. I hate that new thing Movember when everyone grows a stache and not only THAT acts all self righteous about donating to charity.

While I'm quite sure shaving is the suck (I mean, I have legs) that type of cultural movement, it's a problem is what I'm saying. LOL.

Anna

I grew my mustache at 17 and have only shaved it once since. Now that I think about it, I was far more trustworthy and reliable before I grew that thing.

Adding the beard at 25 may have been all that saved me. I haven't been divorced since.

 

[FringeChief68]

When lightning strikes a car

 

[Nermal]

Thank gosh it was only a Mercedes.

 

[GeekyGeezer]

That's a stunning photo, but I think there's more to the story.

I don't follow MB as closely as I once did, but I'm pretty much positive they now all have aluminum hoods. Steel surely would have taken a lot of damage, but the lower melting point of aluminium no doubt caused the huge electrical pulse to create a plasma with the resulting glass damage and general carnage. And I may be hallucinating, but that windshield looks to me as if it melted rather than broke or shattered. It wouid have been a very bright ball of destruction, I think.

But like I mentioned, it's an amazing shot and I am going to save it for some unknown use in the future. No, you don't want to look at the widespread disarray of my hard drives.

 

[Frenchfry1942]

Jeez, that pic could do wonders for an anti-vaping campaign.

 

[stols001]

I was pretty untrustworthy until I grew out my bob.

I genuinely don't understand that hairdo and why I had one but well, it was kind of the 80s or something.

I got a lot hotter the moment I redeemed myself from that hairdo, and that meant more attention, and hence better behavior. Also, I need the exact right kind of bangs.

I also look good with a shaved head, oddly enough. I look like a gypsy princess.

But yea if I ever DO have to turn into Anna of the Vape of Arc, I am cutting my hair into a bob immediately. Even on a horse and with a flaming sword, people would look away from the haircut.

Really to do worse, I'd have to perm it. I tried that. Once. It was a regrettable decision and a period of my life that is a curious blank, even to me. Seriously I remember Life before Perm and Life after Perm but life with Perm is a white canvas.

Annna

Anna