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AstroTurf

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You know.... You guys... Your comments are not HELPFUL currently. I'd be happy to do a naked rain dance (there is literally NO water now, not even hot, I took a COLD puddle bath this morning because I HAD a feeling. The husband would be so proud he is always wanting me to get in cold mountain springs and that was like today was only you were doing it in tiny half hand INCREMETS.

They could not find the meter (at first) and then they decided it was a water main break, they STILL have not found where water is entering the house, and they might have to get the flag guys out so they can dig. My entire pipe is clogged with dirt and (once they find the break) the are going to "up the pressure really high to flush out the dirt."

I JUST CLEANED ALL THE THINGS ARGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I think I broke my toe, because like I decided after cold spring bath to do yoga I was like ,"Censored this," and I was like "Plumbers deal mainly in poop. They can see me do yoga and just deal." My once concession was to wear a bra. But they were distracting and I also had to move from time to time, and it was in places that were NEW to me yoga wise. That's never good plus I was talking to them and I hit my foot really hard on a rocking chair and like, OMG it hurt,

It's broken. The last time I broke my toe (in my 20s) I went to the doctor and he gave me pain meds (those were the days back then you could like, get opiates by imagining you had a headache, just telling the doctor you thought about headaches every now and then.) LOLOL so the pain meds were nice but all he did is tape it up.

So, I did not even have medical tape so I taped it up with like electrical tape. I did not even take an Advil. I get more like "Appalachia" all the dang time!!!!!!!!!!

Then the "City of Douglas" water guy showed up to "Turn off my mains" and I begged him to go out back and inform the plumbers and also see if he could figure out where water entered the house.

They STILL (apparently) have no clue what is going on. I think they may be out there digging shallowly because keep in MIND I am not paying for this, and Southwest gas just CALLED them (the plumbers) about damage to the line...………

I should probably leave the house before it explodes or something. Only I CAN'T. I have a feeling work may not happen soon in which case I will make my landlord deduct a day's salary out of my rent this month. This is HIS problem NOT mine, ARGH.

But I just really wanted to tell the two of you to go ":censored:yourselves."

I would dance naked ON A STAGE at this point for all this to end,....

:censored:es freaking :censored:es THE PAIR OF YOU.

Anna
Anna fixed it!!!

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I think he mostly wears Fedoras. Maybe looks different than a regular Fedora because he has the end of the brim turned up the same way, all the way around. Least, Fedora is what it looks like to me.
 

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tonight I took a twenty K sprint around the neighborhood with lights on my bike, hadn't ridden since Monday. Last week Mon to Mon rode 120 miles...needed a break. Felt strong, coulda went another twenty K no problemo, but was just a warmup ride for tomorrow.

Parked my Ti mini ProVi and fired up my V1 2,5 amp limit, 3.3 min volt unit with a Subtank Mini with an Aspire BVC coil at 1.9 ohm at 4 volts...vapes just like all my other ProVari's...this things gotta be 7 or 8 years old and still ticking like a fine clock ;) something to be said about mil spec engineering and production electronic doo dads...
 

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Have I mentinoned on this thread that the plumbers came yesterday, dug half a ditch, took my husband's tools without permission and left them in the rain and there is still brown poison water everywhere and no hot water many places and SILT everywhere but I can't clean because the water is brown?

The landlord has never heard from the plumbers (they probably all went to Mexico to drink) and he, and *I* have no CLUE what or when anything is happening?

My house is super organized but totally filthy! Totally!

I don't believe this is gonna inspire my son to want to move to Douglas with my grandchildren (still fictitious as yet) any time soon.

I'm not going to share my feelings. There aren't enough letters in the alphabet.

I suppose they could still come this morning. I am OH GOD trying to keep my sense of humor but y'all ARE goading me.

Anna
 

AstroTurf

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Have I mentinoned on this thread that the plumbers came yesterday, dug half a ditch, took my husband's tools without permission and left them in the rain and there is still brown poison water everywhere and no hot water many places and SILT everywhere but I can't clean because the water is brown?

The landlord has never heard from the plumbers (they probably all went to Mexico to drink) and he, and *I* have no CLUE what or when anything is happening?

My house is super organized but totally filthy! Totally!

I don't believe this is gonna inspire my son to want to move to Douglas with my grandchildren (still fictitious as yet) any time soon.

I'm not going to share my feelings. There aren't enough letters in the alphabet.

I suppose they could still come this morning. I am OH GOD trying to keep my sense of humor but y'all ARE goading me.

Anna
sounds like hotel 6 time...

they'll leave the light on for ya!!!
 

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Have I mentinoned on this thread that the plumbers came yesterday, dug half a ditch, took my husband's tools without permission and left them in the rain and there is still brown poison water everywhere and no hot water many places and SILT everywhere but I can't clean because the water is brown?

The landlord has never heard from the plumbers (they probably all went to Mexico to drink) and he, and *I* have no CLUE what or when anything is happening?

My house is super organized but totally filthy! Totally!

I don't believe this is gonna inspire my son to want to move to Douglas with my grandchildren (still fictitious as yet) any time soon.

I'm not going to share my feelings. There aren't enough letters in the alphabet.

I suppose they could still come this morning. I am OH GOD trying to keep my sense of humor but y'all ARE goading me.

Anna
Maybe you'll simmer down when they come back and show you some plumber's .... crack.
 

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I don't believe this is gonna inspire my son to want to move to Douglas with my grandchildren (still fictitious as yet) any time soon.
Maybe Douglas is just a rest stop on both of your journeys. I sense a move away from this blissful locale.
 

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