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Gosh I hope the video isn't too racy.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Yeah, well, uh, maybe I can play the video for the husband who returned, was able to check out early and also noted, "Yes Anna you are apparently very pretty in this state." I was like, "Huh?" He said, "The front desk clerk said you were so awfully pretty."

If another chick says you are attractive in a new location you should probably buy mace. Especially in downtown Clarksville VA. LOL. He should totally um, get meat marinated by like the hottest new chick in******WV.******

I'll TAKE it I am NOT PROUD. I think most women in WV look like anywhere else, honestly.

My favorite thing about the Rev is just that. His name is "Reverend." I wonder if you are allowed to use that on a birth certificate in ANY states, it might be like curse words. IDK.

Unfortunately I had a lock my keys in the car incident and I DID get ice to protect the frozen foods but maybe not as swiftly or like efficiently than I could have. I have like um, a tummy that is not very happy. Gnochi with bacon and some weird cheese. That doesn't sound like ANY kind of way to eat even if expertly roasted and you cut the meat right off the pig let alone half thawed and like, microwaved. Guh.

Well..... getting it all over with will be awesome and also the husband hired 4 dudes for 2 hours to boss around unloading. So he probably wants me to keep the dog company in the hotel. That's cool.+

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I like this guy. He is like a recovery artist and I don't really search them out to be frank but this guy is fun. It's all about either totally songs about how great it is to be totally BAKED and some are very funny. Or it's like all woe about chicks he has lost and desperately yearns over.

Anna

ETA: the video appears to indicate he is singing about a dude. I have never seen
 

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I don't see how that could possibly be informative. It posted mid sentence and "I have never seen" is NOT a good ending.

I mean, maybe instead of the one Douglas Adams ended with after like, the 5th book in the Hitchhiker's Series. But it is HARD to top the badness of that ending and when I think back to being the tough mom who had to slowly remember "OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE" to my poor little one and decide to NOT MAKE UP SOMETHING ELSE?

I still hear it in my head "Mom... what just happened?"
"They all died kiddo. I am sorry."
"Wait though, there is more than one earth."
"Yes. But the Vogons found a way to destroy it through ALL temporal realities kiddo. I am very sorry they are all dead."

Hysterical crying until sleep.

In what I would call Karmic fate, Douglas Adams himself died of a heart attack jogging on a beach resort somewhere with his wife. He was fifty.

I'm not saying it's right, I mean at some point your fans should leave you alone to enjoy the fruits of your fame not constantly bug you whine at you plead at you "Write another book write another book" when you are like at dinner going "I am TRYING to enjoy this 745 dollar French Sancierre right here."

So it's not right. It is also not exactly well I will not say it was wrong either. It's kind of like when a zen monk asks about the sound of one hand clapping. I mean, I always imagine it's the sound of a gentleman pleasuring himself but nor have I ANNOUNCED that answer at ANY spiritual gathering I have um, attended. Not out loud.

It could be that IS the right answer and you have to be bold enough to say it, but I am NOT GONNA BE THE ONE.:

Anna
 
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Now that was informative.

I don't see how that could possibly be informative. It posted mid sentence and "I have never seen" is NOT a good ending.

I mean, maybe instead of the one Douglas Adams ended with after like, the 5th book in the Hitchhiker's Series. But it is HARD to top the badness of that ending and when I think back to being the tough mom who had to slowly remember "OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE" to my poor little one and decide to NOT MAKE UP SOMETHING ELSE?

I still hear it in my head "Mom... what just happened?"
"They all died kiddo. I am sorry."
"Wait though, there is more than one earth."
"Yes. But the Vogons found a way to destroy it through ALL temporal realities kiddo. I am very sorry they are all dead."

Hysterical crying until sleep.

In what I would call Karmic fate, Douglas Adams himself died of a heart attack jogging on a beach resort somewhere with his wife. He was fifty.

I'm not saying it's right, I mean at some point your fans should leave you alone to enjoy the fruits of your fame not constantly bug you whine at you plead at you "Write another book write another book" when you are like at dinner going "I am TRYING to enjoy this 745 dollar French Sancierre right here."

So it's not right. It is also not exactly well I will not say it was wrong either. It's kind of like when a zen monk asks about the sound of one hand clapping. I mean, I always imagine it's the sound of a gentleman pleasuring himself but nor have I ANNOUNCED that answer at ANY spiritual gathering I have um, attended. Not out loud.

It could be that IS the right answer and you have to be bold enough to say it, but I am NOT GONNA BE THE ONE.:

Anna
 

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