Francesca., (I will note when I tried to have a second kid with the husband which well, it couldn't happen but yeah while I WAS pregnant I tried to come up with a list of names and I couldn't find one he had not DATED or BANGED. It was horrible. The whole thing really but it started with the names. I was like, "OMG how did you even REMEMBER that many.)
He probably has a list somewhere, like when I found his journal about us during our "dating period" and it caused stress upon me like you would not BELIEVE OMG, and well, I used to be a curious cat, but now if I find something of his, I kind of wrap it in cellophane gingerly and say; put this someplace private you DOLT." I have learned my lessons.
The husband is.... Well, his first "greatest" complement to me was like I was a "brown paper package tied in string around all the shiny, beautiful gifts but when you finally unwrap it, there is this GLORIOUS gift inside." Um, I think you can guess WHICH part of that compliment I FOCUSED on.
In any case, Francesca (and yes my husband has banged you)
I have completely forgotten what I was going to say.
I WILL say you can say whatever you want, because like, the husband has done worse already.
Like, uh, 2 years into our marriage he decided to let me know he loved me so much he was having um, sexual difficulties and I was like TWO YEARS you wait to mention this, TWO YEARS???????????? He was like, "I figured it might get better."
I wondered how, uh, you know he was making things happen but like, he was probably thinking of YOU Francesca. LOL.
He has come a long way as a husband but there sure was a REASON I was the first girl that said yes to his proposal. He was kind of like my crack house I was like GREAT BONES, needs a lot of work.
Thanks a lot though, Francesca.
Oh. When he turned 40 I threw him a surprise birthday party because he had never had one.. He found out and THREW a tantrum. Also, I figured he deserved a stripper, but I wasn't having one in the house so I SPENT A LONG time finding an establishment, learning to walk in the platform shoes (they suck) and like, the husband CRITICIZED my outfit. He said it was the type of outfit a LITTLE girl would pick out, he said it was unsexy and demanded I REMOVE it immediately. I found it, shall we say a BIT insulting. Also, not cheap. You don't get to return stripper outfits I am afraid. It's probably for the best.
He is a total turd actually at times. SO THUNDER AWAY I have TOTAL SHIELDING. LOL
David
Even though I am married, ah, through thick and thin, well I am still a woman stuck in a man's body. I am also gay. The husband is going to LOVE IT!!!!