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I kill battys. I do the unthinkable.. I drip with an auto batty. I can't help it.. I like convienence. I hate those stoopid buttons. I admit, I'm lazy. (and I love the taste of dripping)
If someone would please put me out of my misery.. and invent an auto battery without the bloody hole.. then I can stop getting shocked from trying to suck the juice out of the battery.
Signed,
a Natural Born Batty Killer
I kill battys. I do the unthinkable.. I drip with an auto batty. I can't help it.. I like convienence. I hate those stoopid buttons. I admit, I'm lazy. (and I love the taste of dripping)
If someone would please put me out of my misery.. and invent an auto battery without the bloody hole.. then I can stop getting shocked from trying to suck the juice out of the battery.
Signed,
a Natural Born Batty Killer
*sigh*
I kill battys. I do the unthinkable.. I drip with an auto batty. I can't help it.. I like convienence. I hate those stoopid buttons. I admit, I'm lazy. (and I love the taste of dripping)
If someone would please put me out of my misery.. and invent an auto battery without the bloody hole.. then I can stop getting shocked from trying to suck the juice out of the battery.
Signed,
a Natural Born Batty Killer
Your honor I would like to speak on behalf of Miss. Leannebug. Like many of our previous defendants miss bug is a well known member of our community. She is exceedingly generous, has displayed no previous tendency to such behavior, and seems genuinely remorseful. Also, it seems she has already had a sort of punishment from the abused batteries (Singed tongue and or lips, can anyone say ouch!?). In the absence of my co-counsel (where the heck has she been?!) I move that Miss bug be freed on her own recognizance pending further hearing. What say you your honor?
:: kneels before the court with a sad puppy dog face :::
(we can learn from the kids too!)
(we can learn from the kids too!)
I *might* have carelessly placed my new eGo PT on the mantel and it *might* have fallen off and it *might* have a nice little dent in it now. 
Dang it!
Dang it!
Your honor in the matter of Biancamontgomery v PIF fed court we plead this is all mere speculation as the word might" dictates. We ask that any possible allusion of confession be stricken from the record.
Note to defendent. Please no more discussions with the court before conferring with myself or my good partner eekachu. Anything you say here can and most certainly WILL be held against you. I caution you to remain silent.
*praying no one whispers 69...she will surely woo hoo....sigh*
Note to defendent. Please no more discussions with the court before conferring with myself or my good partner eekachu. Anything you say here can and most certainly WILL be held against you. I caution you to remain silent.
*praying no one whispers 69...she will surely woo hoo....sigh*
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From the gallery. "Hey Chelle did you get the new Victoria's Secret Catalog yet?"
I concur with co counsel....
Vermonster, please...no baiting the defendant in an attempt to extract a damaging Woo hoo!
Um, yeah, bonnie is going to do all the talking for me from now on...she's totally hired. bonnie, can you please tell Boots2 (your good partner) that she is welcome and tell VT I said WOO HOO!! Thank you.
No worries, you had already accepted counsel, any woo hoos uttered after such time can not be held against you in a court of law.Uh oh.
Well, first of all, I would like to thank PV's, vendors, and ecf for info and stuff. I haven't wanted to light a stogie or my pipe ever since I picked up a PV. The ciggies? well that's still up in the air.
But my abuse is really a bad abuse. Here's a picture: dried stogies, vodka, usp glycerin, & DIY... Tasted good till about the 3rd fried atty. Down the drain it went. Thanks for reading.
But my abuse is really a bad abuse. Here's a picture: dried stogies, vodka, usp glycerin, & DIY... Tasted good till about the 3rd fried atty. Down the drain it went. Thanks for reading.
Are you currently seeking counsel for the above mentioned offenses? I must caution you against any further admissions until I can consult with my co-counsel bonniegirl about your situation. The confession you have issued is damaging, and the offense horrendous (those poor attys...probably never knew what hit them, we can only hope).
You will most likely be facing charges of Improper and unsightly DIY in the first degree at the very least, but its looking like aggravated atty murder with willful stale stogie exposure. You have dug yourself quite a deep hole here. I only hope my partner and I can dig you out...
Your honor! Defense requests bail (don't think I'll get it, but I'm requesting it).
Your Honor
I concur with my partner Eekach esq. This defendent needs a bail bondsman. *we have a loxsmyth....in case bail is denied....could work but very risky as the locksmith may get his nightie tangled in the bars and well the man thong and the boots would be loud and sucking lollis so loudly and the smell of mango and his previous insanity defense...well maybe not such a good idea*.....
We move that nervewreckedincali be released ROR as after all with the wrecked nerves and living in Cali and the high cost of living there and the sun and palm trees and so close to VBegas and the WINES! and well the living there is heaven....uhmmm....horrid.....yes...it is horrid.
What say you in this matter for arraignment your honor? We plead not guilty by reason of living in a horrendous place and wrecked nerves which is a viable psychiatric defense...*especially if you have kids and work and housework and well.....it is horrid....simply horrid*
I concur with my partner Eekach esq. This defendent needs a bail bondsman. *we have a loxsmyth....in case bail is denied....could work but very risky as the locksmith may get his nightie tangled in the bars and well the man thong and the boots would be loud and sucking lollis so loudly and the smell of mango and his previous insanity defense...well maybe not such a good idea*.....
We move that nervewreckedincali be released ROR as after all with the wrecked nerves and living in Cali and the high cost of living there and the sun and palm trees and so close to VBegas and the WINES! and well the living there is heaven....uhmmm....horrid.....yes...it is horrid.
What say you in this matter for arraignment your honor? We plead not guilty by reason of living in a horrendous place and wrecked nerves which is a viable psychiatric defense...*especially if you have kids and work and housework and well.....it is horrid....simply horrid*
I find that ms leannebug is innocent on her own admission and getting shocked is punishment enought. (Gavel slams down on the desk)
Thank you your honor...you are so generous and kind and well an all around good human.
Now onto the capital offenses referred to you by myself and my good *bootless* partner Eekachu.......*no God Bless yous necessary...it is her professional name*
We have filed motion for one BiancaMontgomery regarding her inadmissable confessions
We have also filed motion for nervewreckedincali
*boy this court is backlogged*
What say you your honor?
may I get you a glass of nice wine? It is good chianti?
Now onto the capital offenses referred to you by myself and my good *bootless* partner Eekachu.......*no God Bless yous necessary...it is her professional name*
We have filed motion for one BiancaMontgomery regarding her inadmissable confessions
We have also filed motion for nervewreckedincali
*boy this court is backlogged*
What say you your honor?
may I get you a glass of nice wine? It is good chianti?
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Your Honor it is my opinion that one Bianca Montgomery be denied bail - she has a history of late night shenanigans - and has been known to sneak around in the "bush" looking for what she refers to as "her cat".
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