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Your honor, I object! Mr. Lox has no business asking for a bail denial. He is the court shrink, er um Psychiatric examiner. Ms. Montgomery's mental state has not yet been called into question. Plus, I am quite certain that what she chooses to do with her "cat" in the "bush" is none of Mr. Lox's concern!
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Marry me, perhaps?
Lox...
Umm B?? I am so hurt. The whole lot of u are two timing!
This is a court of law people. Let's try to keep our personal emotions in check. Remaining professional in the face of such madness (lox) and such beauty (B) is quite hard enough. I'm going to need counseling when these cases are over!
Your honor defense requests a continuance to clear her head and consult with my partner ms. bonniegirl on the cases at hand. Our case load has grown quite large in recent days and we need a moment to sort out the whole mess.
and Your Honor! Defense also requests that you ask Mr. lox to remove himself from under the defense table, and ask him to stop trying to play guess the undies color with bonnie, bianca and myself!
The court has to agree with the motion Mr. Lox has brought forth and Bail is denied....Eekaa one more comment like that and I shall hold you in contempt and fine you one bottle of yummy goodness.
Court is in recess or the judge is going to fall off his bench laffing so hard
This is a gross miscarriage of justice. I shall appeal to the highest courts!! Bonnie!!!! Booooooonnnniiiieeeeee where the heck are you!!???
~slams gavel down on desk~ silence silence in the court......i'm trying to take a nap
Um, uh oh...again.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything you said after that...my bad.
Hey! WTF!?!
Your honor
My but you do look lovely this fine evening. I was quite busy working on a case ...*of Lox Lollis*...and another very pressing case....*of coronas*...and well...I have been tied up.....*and woohooing*.....all weekend thus far....oh the work load.....*load of crap*....is too much to bear.
Please grant a continuance on the above mentioned matters to allow me and my co-counsel, Eekachu....*No God Bless you necessary...it is her name* to confer on these matters and well....get our....uhmm....heads together.
Thank you your most generous and fair Judge Dlite
Most Sincerely,
Bonniegirl attorney at Law for the defense
My but you do look lovely this fine evening. I was quite busy working on a case ...*of Lox Lollis*...and another very pressing case....*of coronas*...and well...I have been tied up.....*and woohooing*.....all weekend thus far....oh the work load.....*load of crap*....is too much to bear.
Please grant a continuance on the above mentioned matters to allow me and my co-counsel, Eekachu....*No God Bless you necessary...it is her name* to confer on these matters and well....get our....uhmm....heads together.
Thank you your most generous and fair Judge Dlite
Most Sincerely,
Bonniegirl attorney at Law for the defense
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ROFLMButtO!!!Omg Bonnie you crack me up...Wiping eyes as cheeks are squeezed hastily heading for the bathroom while holding No-No area!!!!Darn you Bonnie;Need to change my undies(mayhaps a Depends on before reading posts is in order LOL!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Oh, I mean yes your honor (startled me) um let's see what we have on the docket. Your honor a moment more, my co-counsel is indisposed and she has all the briefs, or lox does...either way...a brief (pardon the pun) recess your honor?
What's a guy gotta do to get charged for contempt of court?
I can kill an atty right here....
I can kill an atty right here....
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