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Yeah. Thats the ticket...
Must of been the lack of sleep as I typed.
***reconsiders her aversion to being locked up***
With such a tasty cell mate, this might not be half bad...
Your honor I present Exhibit A - The offending liquid which drove my client to madness and murder. Obviously simply being in the same state with this liquid could cause tremors, eye twitches, uncontrolled growth of back hair and sudden urges to sample the flavor of a passing dogs rear end in a psychotic attempt to rid your tongue of the flavor of this juice.
I must caution those with weak constitutions to avert their eyes, what you are about to see is shocking and not for those with heart conditions or pregnant women, or those with a fear of the dark, fear of goats or fear of dark colored pregnant goats with heart conditions... You have been warned....
Your honor, In the case of the people Vs. Pez, the defense rests.
After long review of the evidence provided I have come to conclude that one Pez was in fact in full mental awareness when vaping that. Anyone could see that the liquid was bad and for the I find the defendant Guilty and sentenced to clean all atties 3 times and place the dead in a memorial for all to remember that this type of abuse wont be tolerated
***reconsiders her aversion to being locked up***
With such a tasty cell mate, this might not be half bad...
Finally some justice around here! THROW AWAY THE KEY, WOO HOO!
Bailiff Take away Ms Eekaa and place her in the cell along side Ms Bianca. Jail door slams... Footsteps....Footsteps....."huh now I just had that key" ...Feels around pockets and search's keyring panicking.....Oh well those 2 wont be getting out anytime soon.
Now you're talking! Girly party in the cell block! So sexy....your cot or mine?
Just a reminder ladies - I'm a locksmith. Call mewe'll work something out.
Always room for one more loxy woxy!
Orders the Guard to place restraints on both ladies the the cell One on each side and make sure the restraints keep them separated so they cant touch one another.
Bailiff remove the restraints from the inmates.....Gavel slams on the desk** Bring forth the next case
Oh, yes sir your honor...um let me just find my uh....B! No wait, those are mine...I had the pink ones...
Your honor a brief recess for the defense to collect herself?
Your Honor I need to make a confession. I have killed many atties and it didn't fulfill me any longer. I took the next step and I killed 3 batteries today.
Please forgive me or not!
Please forgive me or not!
Darn it! Why won't these people seek counsel before flapping their yaps??? My job is hard enough trying to get you deranged lunatics off for things you should be locked up for!!!
Oh, excuse me, I'm feeling better now. Your honor a moment to confer with my client?
Your Honor....my but you look lovely today...may I approach the bench?
*dainty footsteps as 3 inch heels are tough with the rheumatoid and all*
Your Honor, as you are aware, I was on a medical leave and left my partner, EekaChu....*bless you*....in charge during my absence. It is clear to me that she is losing her ability to think objectively...not that it is her fault, mind you. She has had a lot of stressors, the least of which include the harassment of one Lox, the loss of the nightie, the boots and then there was the horrific ongoing subjectivity to Mr Lox appearing with bribes and extolling threatening and frightening references to "silence of the Lambs." These goings on do not serve the justice system well. I appears Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*...being under lock and key with one who has a history of living by the credo "a cat in the hand is worth much less than two in the bush" is not in her best interest. Now, my best suggestion would be to call in our psychiatric counsel, BUT this may not be in her best interest as Mr Lox serves in this capacity and is for the most part quite involved in the menage et....uhm....menagery....and well Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*....is clearly suffering from PTSSID. (post traumatic stressed sexual identity disorder). I ask that a non-biased shrink....uhmm...psychiatric evaluation be completed to see if she is competent to assist me in defense of these poor flappy mouthed....uhmm.....confessing coerced.....defendants. We do have the open cases of one superbals and the case of nervewreckedincali which I have filed not guilty pleas for and well....this new case of defendant suddenly...who SUDDENLY decides to view your honor as a priest and well the robe does NOT have a white collar and IF all these people would just shut their yaps and remain silent while I review their briefs and ..well....*pink and ...ooohhhh those boxers are they Calvin Klein......my but those Calvins...they are soooo....well......they look so ....filled....uhmmm....well fitting....*
Your honor I must apologize and ask for a brief......uhmmm....short....*no that is not the word*...30 minute..*whew*...recess....*is it hot in here?*
I do need a breath of fresh air........
*does anyone know where that bush is?
*slinks out of the courtroom stumbling on heels and sweating profusely*
*dainty footsteps as 3 inch heels are tough with the rheumatoid and all*
Your Honor, as you are aware, I was on a medical leave and left my partner, EekaChu....*bless you*....in charge during my absence. It is clear to me that she is losing her ability to think objectively...not that it is her fault, mind you. She has had a lot of stressors, the least of which include the harassment of one Lox, the loss of the nightie, the boots and then there was the horrific ongoing subjectivity to Mr Lox appearing with bribes and extolling threatening and frightening references to "silence of the Lambs." These goings on do not serve the justice system well. I appears Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*...being under lock and key with one who has a history of living by the credo "a cat in the hand is worth much less than two in the bush" is not in her best interest. Now, my best suggestion would be to call in our psychiatric counsel, BUT this may not be in her best interest as Mr Lox serves in this capacity and is for the most part quite involved in the menage et....uhm....menagery....and well Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*....is clearly suffering from PTSSID. (post traumatic stressed sexual identity disorder). I ask that a non-biased shrink....uhmm...psychiatric evaluation be completed to see if she is competent to assist me in defense of these poor flappy mouthed....uhmm.....confessing coerced.....defendants. We do have the open cases of one superbals and the case of nervewreckedincali which I have filed not guilty pleas for and well....this new case of defendant suddenly...who SUDDENLY decides to view your honor as a priest and well the robe does NOT have a white collar and IF all these people would just shut their yaps and remain silent while I review their briefs and ..well....*pink and ...ooohhhh those boxers are they Calvin Klein......my but those Calvins...they are soooo....well......they look so ....filled....uhmmm....well fitting....*
Your honor I must apologize and ask for a brief......uhmmm....short....*no that is not the word*...30 minute..*whew*...recess....*is it hot in here?*
I do need a breath of fresh air........
*does anyone know where that bush is?
*slinks out of the courtroom stumbling on heels and sweating profusely*
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You will never catch me. I am running out of town and I am going to throw BRAND NEW ATTIES AND BATTS down a well. bhaaaaaaaaa
Orders up all roads leaving town be roadblocked and 24 hour detail on all surrounding wells. Dr. Lox please get the straight jacket ready we have another crazy one
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