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My bad!
Yes, *try* to collect yourself and get me out of this cell! I only dented a dang eGo batt for jeebus sake! This is ridiculous!
I was just teasing! I just wanted to go swing!
Holy freakin'
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Your Honor....my but you look lovely today...may I approach the bench?
*dainty footsteps as 3 inch heels are tough with the rheumatoid and all*
Your Honor, as you are aware, I was on a medical leave and left my partner, EekaChu....*bless you*....in charge during my absence. It is clear to me that she is losing her ability to think objectively...not that it is her fault, mind you. She has had a lot of stressors, the least of which include the harassment of one Lox, the loss of the nightie, the boots and then there was the horrific ongoing subjectivity to Mr Lox appearing with bribes and extolling threatening and frightening references to "silence of the Lambs." These goings on do not serve the justice system well. I appears Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*...being under lock and key with one who has a history of living by the credo "a cat in the hand is worth much less than two in the bush" is not in her best interest. Now, my best suggestion would be to call in our psychiatric counsel, BUT this may not be in her best interest as Mr Lox serves in this capacity and is for the most part quite involved in the menage et....uhm....menagery....and well Ms. Eekachu...*bless you*....is clearly suffering from PTSSID. (post traumatic stressed sexual identity disorder). I ask that a non-biased shrink....uhmm...psychiatric evaluation be completed to see if she is competent to assist me in defense of these poor flappy mouthed....uhmm.....confessing coerced.....defendants. We do have the open cases of one superbals and the case of nervewreckedincali which I have filed not guilty pleas for and well....this new case of defendant suddenly...who SUDDENLY decides to view your honor as a priest and well the robe does NOT have a white collar and IF all these people would just shut their yaps and remain silent while I review their briefs and ..well....*pink and ...ooohhhh those boxers are they Calvin Klein......my but those Calvins...they are soooo....well......they look so ....filled....uhmmm....well fitting....*
Your honor I must apologize and ask for a brief......uhmmm....short....*no that is not the word*...30 minute..*whew*...recess....*is it hot in here?*
I do need a breath of fresh air........
*does anyone know where that bush is?
*slinks out of the courtroom stumbling on heels and sweating profusely*
Yeah! What she said! I'm so relieved you have arrived ms. bonniegirl
***careful, those heels are tipsy...***
I believe I will accept that psychiatric evaluation, as long as it isn't lox, anything but him...NO! Not the attys! Can't you hear them screaming??? My nightie! It was my favorite nightie!
The boots! The squirrels!!
The humanity!!!
EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
I think I need to go lie down....
***faints***
Your honor...a word with our client Suddenly
*tip toes to client......whispering......please, in light of recent events...please keep your "swinging" to yourself and speak no more unless advised by counsel.....pretty please...for the sake of the boots and the nightie and the bush and the cat and the briefs and the thongs and for heavens sake...please ....for the sanity....yes....the sanity of it all*
Your honor.....what say you on the superbals and the wrecked nerves in cali?
Did I tell you how well preened you are today, your honor?
Very lovely robe....very nice
will someone pass the smelling salts for my partner Eekachu?....*bless you*
*tip toes to client......whispering......please, in light of recent events...please keep your "swinging" to yourself and speak no more unless advised by counsel.....pretty please...for the sake of the boots and the nightie and the bush and the cat and the briefs and the thongs and for heavens sake...please ....for the sanity....yes....the sanity of it all*
Your honor.....what say you on the superbals and the wrecked nerves in cali?
Did I tell you how well preened you are today, your honor?
Very lovely robe....very nice
will someone pass the smelling salts for my partner Eekachu?....*bless you*
lynlee.....my good partner and I shall be honored to represent such an upstanding member of this community. I did review the pictures of your recent horrific attack. The blood and guts and well....we were ambulance chasing....uuhhhmmm...cruising down the road and saw red lights and well....we.....my partner Eekachu..*bless you...and I thought we could make a 33%...*oh, the money in suing for MVAs*......uhmm 100% helping hand....yeah...helping hand........we were sure you were close to dead.....*very bad as then the survivors want "justice" not money*...and we are so glad you are less ....well...uhhmm....bloody!
Now, we hear of a suffering box mod? In fear?....make no comments to the press.....I shall confer with my partner Eekachu..*bless you*....and discuss your options. Please await counsel.
*hollers out to the swing*
EEEEEKKKKKKAAAAAACCCCHHHHUUUU!!!!!!! *oh dear lord, she is hiding in the tree above the swing.....darn cats and bushes and swings and other diversions*
*sighs*.....Eekachu, please get your briefs...*back on*....and pull up your boot straps and get to H back to work.....*these people with PTSID....very up and down and all around and well.....nuff said*
We have work to do....attys are dying, box mods are in danger and well....justice...*and sanity* ...are at stake.
(sees Eekachu running back to the tree screaming...hears panting and pleading...."I want a turn chelle....my turn.....my turn...my turn")
How to manage this?...How to manage this?....I need a drink...pass the Johnnie Walker black please.....straight up...three fingers....make that 4...this is horrid...simply horrid....
*drinking and praying the VS christmas catalog does not appear at court and no-one in the galley mentions the wooHoo word*
Now, we hear of a suffering box mod? In fear?....make no comments to the press.....I shall confer with my partner Eekachu..*bless you*....and discuss your options. Please await counsel.
*hollers out to the swing*
EEEEEKKKKKKAAAAAACCCCHHHHUUUU!!!!!!! *oh dear lord, she is hiding in the tree above the swing.....darn cats and bushes and swings and other diversions*
*sighs*.....Eekachu, please get your briefs...*back on*....and pull up your boot straps and get to H back to work.....*these people with PTSID....very up and down and all around and well.....nuff said*
We have work to do....attys are dying, box mods are in danger and well....justice...*and sanity* ...are at stake.
(sees Eekachu running back to the tree screaming...hears panting and pleading...."I want a turn chelle....my turn.....my turn...my turn")
How to manage this?...How to manage this?....I need a drink...pass the Johnnie Walker black please.....straight up...three fingers....make that 4...this is horrid...simply horrid....
*drinking and praying the VS christmas catalog does not appear at court and no-one in the galley mentions the wooHoo word*
I must hold a certain Mr. loxmythe responsible for my insan.....er, I mean inswedishfishaty
The steeping time was too much for me, it sent me over the edge~!
That is NOT a fish shaped drip tip~!
The steeping time was too much for me, it sent me over the edge~!
That is NOT a fish shaped drip tip~!
Guilty guilty guilty guilty I here by order you hand over the box before it too suffers LOL I love blue
***staggers into the court room, clothing askew giggling softly***
Ahem...***clearing throat***
Oh, pardon my um...appearance your honor...I was moles....um mauled on my way to court this morning by a pu...um cat, yes a cat. It was a very aggressive cat and it pounced upon me from the...bush nearby. I barely escaped with my life ladies and gentlemen.
***smooths skirt and tucks tousled hair behind ear***
Now, on to the cases at hand if you please
my what are hanging out?....crests?.....dress?.....oh my brea.....oh! A moment your honor!?
***turns away, adjusts and buttons blouse***
***turns back to the court with a winning smile***
Now, your honor we demand the immediate release of our client one Ms. BiancaMontgomery! She has been imprisoned without trial for an extended period of time. Her crime was minor and she has no previous history of atty or batty abuse. The defense does acknowledge that Ms. bianca is guilty of being sexy without a license. However, as that is not the jurisdiction of this particular court, we ask that she be immediately tried or released. Defense also moves for a change of venue for Ms. Montgomery if she is tried as this court has already shown bias against this luscious....er I mean innocent woman.
What say you your honor?
Ohhh look the new Victori.....oooooo pretty......
Ahem...***clearing throat***
Oh, pardon my um...appearance your honor...I was moles....um mauled on my way to court this morning by a pu...um cat, yes a cat. It was a very aggressive cat and it pounced upon me from the...bush nearby. I barely escaped with my life ladies and gentlemen.
***smooths skirt and tucks tousled hair behind ear***
Now, on to the cases at hand if you please
my what are hanging out?....crests?.....dress?.....oh my brea.....oh! A moment your honor!?
***turns away, adjusts and buttons blouse***
***turns back to the court with a winning smile***
Now, your honor we demand the immediate release of our client one Ms. BiancaMontgomery! She has been imprisoned without trial for an extended period of time. Her crime was minor and she has no previous history of atty or batty abuse. The defense does acknowledge that Ms. bianca is guilty of being sexy without a license. However, as that is not the jurisdiction of this particular court, we ask that she be immediately tried or released. Defense also moves for a change of venue for Ms. Montgomery if she is tried as this court has already shown bias against this luscious....er I mean innocent woman.
What say you your honor?
Ohhh look the new Victori.....oooooo pretty......
The court finds Ms. B innocent of all charges and is free to go about her pouncing ways
***yells into the court room from the bushes***
It would depend upon the circumstances, please refrain from....ooo that tickles....Um...from making any confessions until my partner and I can consult with you in the morning....
Wooo hooo!!!!
There are many different ways this could go, lmao~!
But, your honor~! Without my box.....I just can't go on. It's the one thing I get great pleasure from~! I'm afraid a life without my box is no kind of life for me.
........slinks off to go buy analogs........on second thought, life's not exciting enough to need them anymore
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There are many different ways this could go, lmao~!
But, your honor~! Without my box.....I just can't go on. It's the one thing I get great pleasure from~! I'm afraid a life without my box is no kind of life for me.
........slinks off to go buy analogs........
***rustling heard from the bushes***
Your honor I object to your harsh treatment of this woman! She has clearly been terrorized by the notorious L.O.X. and is not responsible for her actions. Besides, your penalty will drive her back to analogs...shudder...and that is cruel and unusual punishment!
***meows heard from the bushes***
Oh, I have to go now...urgent business in the bush.....um....office....Excuse me.....
***runs from the court room with branches hanging from her hair***
Your honor I object.
Yes it is true that I have been known to be hard on attys. However I have never mistreated a box. Its a known fact that Lox loves the box. Ask anyone who's ever had Lox give their box a good going over and you will find no complaints. Once Lox gets his hands on your box you will never want anyone else to touch it.
Lox knows his way around the box.
Yes it is true that I have been known to be hard on attys. However I have never mistreated a box. Its a known fact that Lox loves the box. Ask anyone who's ever had Lox give their box a good going over and you will find no complaints. Once Lox gets his hands on your box you will never want anyone else to touch it.
Lox knows his way around the box.
I heard this from the bushes...I mean from outside...and I think Mr. L.O.X has gotten himself confused with a certain L.E.Z. The man is obviously out of his m.i.n.d. Have a nice day.
Your most well groomed and illustrious Honor,
In light of the recent discussions and sidebars * and bushwacking *...and well "pouncing" I ask for a recess of these proceedings in order to assist my partner Eekachu...*bless you* ...in her office. *loud ruckus heard out in bushes*...it appears my partners' PTSID....*post traumatic sexual identity disorder*...has reared it's horrid head.....uhmmm....well....yes, the illness is incurable when boxes and cats and the like are mentioned and well....she is in a state of denial..*isn't that the river in Egypt?*...at any rate...we need a recess...
*please not on the swings....EEEEKKKKAAAA, not the swings!*.....your honor.....*turns to see B and Eeka swinging from a tree limb past courtroom window*...that light from the window is casting a glare on my briefs, may I close them please?
*closes shades and hears loud woohooing*
A recess your honor, please! I beg mercy from the court,,,,in the name of justice, boxes and rainbow flags....please a recess is in order.
BTW...tis true...Lox has handled my box and well...he does know his way around a box...yes he does......of that I can attest.....Lox does know his way around and in a box. Lox is well....an all around good...no excellent ...man with handling a box.
Now....have I told you how dapper you look today, your honor? My but that robe is so ....fitting....yes fitting for your most honorley self.
*courtroom falls silent as cat hairs and tree limbs burst through the window*
*speaking very quickly and averting eyes from the briefs...uhhmm...thongs...OMG...*
A recess please your honor immediately and in the other cases we rest...just send them all to jail....or fine them or I dunno anymore...this is horrid...simply horrid...what to do?...what to do?...what to do?
*tippy toes out courtroom door and shaking head and pulling twigs and cat hairs from updo*
In light of the recent discussions and sidebars * and bushwacking *...and well "pouncing" I ask for a recess of these proceedings in order to assist my partner Eekachu...*bless you* ...in her office. *loud ruckus heard out in bushes*...it appears my partners' PTSID....*post traumatic sexual identity disorder*...has reared it's horrid head.....uhmmm....well....yes, the illness is incurable when boxes and cats and the like are mentioned and well....she is in a state of denial..*isn't that the river in Egypt?*...at any rate...we need a recess...
*please not on the swings....EEEEKKKKAAAA, not the swings!*.....your honor.....*turns to see B and Eeka swinging from a tree limb past courtroom window*...that light from the window is casting a glare on my briefs, may I close them please?
*closes shades and hears loud woohooing*
A recess your honor, please! I beg mercy from the court,,,,in the name of justice, boxes and rainbow flags....please a recess is in order.
BTW...tis true...Lox has handled my box and well...he does know his way around a box...yes he does......of that I can attest.....Lox does know his way around and in a box. Lox is well....an all around good...no excellent ...man with handling a box.
Now....have I told you how dapper you look today, your honor? My but that robe is so ....fitting....yes fitting for your most honorley self.
*courtroom falls silent as cat hairs and tree limbs burst through the window*
*speaking very quickly and averting eyes from the briefs...uhhmm...thongs...OMG...*
A recess please your honor immediately and in the other cases we rest...just send them all to jail....or fine them or I dunno anymore...this is horrid...simply horrid...what to do?...what to do?...what to do?
*tippy toes out courtroom door and shaking head and pulling twigs and cat hairs from updo*
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