Really Really Bad Jokes

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The 3 Stages of Sex in a Marriage.

1) House sex: When you are doing it in every room of the house.

2) Bedroom sex. When it's only done in the bedroom.

3) Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say, F--- You!


I always heard that the third stage of marriage was the Oral Sex stage - same punchline.
 

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What is the difference between a blond and a toothbrush?

You don't lend the toothbrush out to your friends :)

(I have to make sure the wife isn't looking....)


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing...you have already told her twice.


And for the stupid joke...

What do you call the illegally parked frog?

Toad :D
 
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