Really Really Bad Jokes

[K-Sound Krew]

I like hearing new jokes, I know some really raunchy ones that I can't post.
But I think the funniest jokes are the ones that are so dumb that they are funny.

So this is the worst joke I have ever heard

Why do mathematicians associate halloween with christmass?


because oct31=dec25

Don't worry I didn't get it till it was explained to me, in the base 8system there is no #8 so 10 would actually=8 so oct 31 would be (8x8x8+1)

 

[e-pipeman]

An elephant walks through the jungle and sees a mouse. "Blimey, you're small ! " he said. "I know" said the mouse, "I've been ill."

 

[youfillintheblank]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye-deer (like "IDEA")

Say it out loud, it's funnier

 

[youfillintheblank]

What's brown and sticky??


a stick

 

[Kate]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?





A carrot ... boom boom.

These really are terrible jokes

What's green and has wheels?





Grass .... I lied about the wheels.

 

[Kate]

An elephant walks through the jungle and sees a mouse. "Blimey, you're small ! " he said. "I know" said the mouse, "I've been ill."

 

[entropic]

Why did the lion get lost?

....Cause Jungle is masssivveee

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First post love Entro

 

[igetcha]

what singer sound like a biscuit?

lionel rich tea (ritchie)


ps....rich tea is a make of biscuit in the uk

 

[Mr.Darcy]

what did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
put it on my bill

why did the new yorker sleep under an oil tank?
because he wanted to wake up oily

 

[igetcha]

what do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

doyouthinkhesawus

 

[slianfoxob]

i love stupid jokes...I usually find them to be the most amusing. blanks - I was dying with that stick one.

okay, this one is realllllly simple but takes some explaining. i was told this joke by a co-worker and I nearly ...... myself at it's conclusion while everyone else blankly stared at me like I was crazy. Understand that there is nothing in this joke to "get." Enjoy!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a rhinoceros?

Person 2: Are you a rhinoceros?

Person 1: ::look at person 2 like they're insane:: No...


Bahahhahahahahaha!!


Foxy

 

[e-pipeman]

Have you read that book "A History Of Glue"?
I couldn't put it down.

 

[RhinoOne]

i love stupid jokes...I usually find them to be the most amusing. blanks - I was dying with that stick one.

okay, this one is realllllly simple but takes some explaining. i was told this joke by a co-worker and I nearly ...... myself at it's conclusion while everyone else blankly stared at me like I was crazy. Understand that there is nothing in this joke to "get." Enjoy!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a rhinoceros?

Person 2: Are you a rhinoceros?

Person 1: ::look at person 2 like they're insane:: No...


Bahahhahahahahaha!!


Foxy

I don't get it . . .

 

[slianfoxob]

I don't get it . . .

Of course this would happen. Of all the members on this forum, the Rhino is the one to respond to my silly joke. haha


Foxy

 

[Kate]

I don't get it . . .

 

[youfillintheblank]

what'd red and smells like blue paint?



red paint

 

[youfillintheblank]

what do you call a fish with no eyes?




FSSSHHHHH

 

[K-Sound Krew]

Why can't a chicken coupe have 4 doors?

Because it would be a chicken sedan


What did sushi A say to sushi B?


What's up B (wa-sa-bi)


These are so bad, it's so awesome

 

[youfillintheblank]

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?


Quatro sinko

 

[youfillintheblank]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?


They're making headlines!