Ahoy, hope everyone has a great weekend! Anyone have any special plans?
If not, please join the crew of the Red Sky, we have a wonder weekend planned! First we will hit the little village of Corpus Extremis and do a bit of carousing, then up anchor and hit the high seas looking for an easy mark and payday. Please remember to bring yer own cutlass and musket, we don't want a repeat of last month. Quite embarrassing I must say, that schooner crew is still probably laughing.
Finally we will anchor off Broken Tooth beach and have a celebration with free rum, grog and a BBQ of whatever we can catch.
One final note, if you are bringing a pet to the BBQ, put a bright ribbon around it's neck, we also don't want another incident like the regrettable "Rover Burger" calamity.
Yo ho! Happy weekend, arrrr