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Thanks for that. This gives my mind something to catch up to.I am a reluctant imagine dragons fan. Even though their newest album has the most cardinal of mixing sins, it is sped up so it is BETWEEN keys. If you have perfect pitch it's a bit like "pop kabuki."
You don't need perfect pitch to know it's sped up. Just listen to that "Believer" song and try to sing along. You can't. No one can't. Even the lead singer can't. I'm more of a fan of some of their older stuff, like this one, which (like most of their songs, that dude is TERMINALLY self-obsessed) makes me feel a bit uncomfortable about myself. LOL.
It is the millennial pop band of the century, though.
Anna
@daleron where's you at to make us hungry 
? Hope you're ok ((hug))
? Hope you're ok ((hug))
I'm no fan of that teacher even slightly. She should have given that kid an A plus.
I do realize that dealing with hordes of children all day can make you lose your sense of humor, but I got no sympathy for that.
This week, a 5 year-old ish child with behavioral issues farted at me. On purpose. With skirt lifted. Unfazed, I just started Oinking at her. She was unhappy with my response so I knew she would start again. LOL. In the meantime, I quietly told the mom not to scold her the next time and that I realized it was SUPREMELY mortifying to have your five year old fart on someone on purpose, but that she needed to ignore that stuff and reward the positives. So the second "fart" was like, a bit forced I think but completely ignored, and then as she did something slightly pro social I praised her pretty little hair ribbons.
LOL, I also DOCUMENTED IT. My note actually contained the phrase, "patient approached provider and farted loudly and deliberately at provider. Provider made oink noises as mother disciplined child."
I figure no one is ever gonna read that note but hey, it was too good to NOT document.
Anna
I do realize that dealing with hordes of children all day can make you lose your sense of humor, but I got no sympathy for that.
This week, a 5 year-old ish child with behavioral issues farted at me. On purpose. With skirt lifted. Unfazed, I just started Oinking at her. She was unhappy with my response so I knew she would start again. LOL. In the meantime, I quietly told the mom not to scold her the next time and that I realized it was SUPREMELY mortifying to have your five year old fart on someone on purpose, but that she needed to ignore that stuff and reward the positives. So the second "fart" was like, a bit forced I think but completely ignored, and then as she did something slightly pro social I praised her pretty little hair ribbons.
LOL, I also DOCUMENTED IT. My note actually contained the phrase, "patient approached provider and farted loudly and deliberately at provider. Provider made oink noises as mother disciplined child."
I figure no one is ever gonna read that note but hey, it was too good to NOT document.
Anna
The patient should be encouraged to fart as loudly as she can manage.
Eventually she will wet fart and be so embarrassed that she will never fart on purpose again.
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As if you need Dale to tempt you, chubby..@daleron where's you at to make us hungry
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That five year old would not have cared, she would have been THRILLED man.
LOL, I think she was missing the "embarrassment" gene. Mine is missing too. Not at age 5, I was pretty well behaved. But, life pretty much beat the embarrassment gene out of me. I'm usually like, "Well, if no one's dead, it's all good."
Also, you just can't let a 5 year old embarrass you. That's not the way the world should work. I did not let my child embarrass me EVER. To be fair, I was quite often "participating" when he and I were younger, we got shared "Lonely Island" T-shirts, with the "big bad word" liberally plastered on it, like, "CENSORED trees, I climb buoys M(CENSORED).
We would wear them out and about with the husband because we were at an age period where it was possible he could be the parent, or an uncle at LEAST. Old ladies would glare at him in disapproval as we wandered past. It was great.
In fact, my kid once had a LITERAL ...... match with another kid at a Y2K party. I was totally UNFAZED. I marched his .... upstairs, lecturing him with a bit of, "You want to show your manhood huh? Well, you can do it by washing your underwear right here, in the sink. Etc."
That was when the husband decided he wanted to date me, I was so pretend annoyed but secretly amused. I think he thought my kid was pretty cool too. Because it WAS kind of a good idea, you know?
If only the party host had not had a touch of cleaning OCD. LOL.
So yeah, I'm pretty much like that 5 year old in an adult body.
Anna
LOL, I think she was missing the "embarrassment" gene. Mine is missing too. Not at age 5, I was pretty well behaved. But, life pretty much beat the embarrassment gene out of me. I'm usually like, "Well, if no one's dead, it's all good."
Also, you just can't let a 5 year old embarrass you. That's not the way the world should work. I did not let my child embarrass me EVER. To be fair, I was quite often "participating" when he and I were younger, we got shared "Lonely Island" T-shirts, with the "big bad word" liberally plastered on it, like, "CENSORED trees, I climb buoys M(CENSORED).
We would wear them out and about with the husband because we were at an age period where it was possible he could be the parent, or an uncle at LEAST. Old ladies would glare at him in disapproval as we wandered past. It was great.
In fact, my kid once had a LITERAL ...... match with another kid at a Y2K party. I was totally UNFAZED. I marched his .... upstairs, lecturing him with a bit of, "You want to show your manhood huh? Well, you can do it by washing your underwear right here, in the sink. Etc."
That was when the husband decided he wanted to date me, I was so pretend annoyed but secretly amused. I think he thought my kid was pretty cool too. Because it WAS kind of a good idea, you know?
If only the party host had not had a touch of cleaning OCD. LOL.
So yeah, I'm pretty much like that 5 year old in an adult body.
Anna
@whodat2112 and @super dave
Hope you two are doing ok and just wondering where the heck you two been hiding out at.
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Hope you two are doing ok and just wondering where the heck you two been hiding out at.
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@Reddhott and @priorities
Sending Angels to watch over you and hoping you two are doing well
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Sending Angels to watch over you and hoping you two are doing well
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Aww, no need to be sorrySorry, was awake until nearly one a.m. then didn't have access to the laptop this morning
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