I... I somehow... read through... the WHOLE thread...
Holy wow. Thanks to everyone for all the contributions. Especially those who have been contributing from the start (you know who you are).
My little story: the last cigg I had was July 25th this year. At the time, I had been a dual user for about a month with a PT2 and eGo twist. My brothers got me the v5 for my birthday a couple weeks later (of course, I steered them that way), and I've been loving it ever since.
My firmware version checks out as the 2.0, it's the SS "flat top" with the slight bevel (no air channels) and I have the "disappearing metal" fire button. I've been using noalox on the threads, have not had any misfire or screen movement issues, and been loading it up with efest imr 18650 2250 mAh batteries.
I've mostly been using it with my PT1 and PT3 (lost the PT2) at 7W with rebuilt 2.5 ohm coils and really enjoying it there. I also have a Youde AGI hybrid and trying my hand at RDA & RTA building with moderate success. Nothing beats my PTs for on the go, but I'm really quite tempted to invest in a KFL+ when my vape budget allows.
I'm also tempted to invest in a couple pair of 18350s and see how I fare with a stacked set up. My main reason for this is experimentation, but I've also noticed that when my 18650s hit around 3.8v, the v5 can't seem to put out 7w. If I fiddle with the telescopic threading a bit and the topper, sometimes it corrects itself for a bit. I suspect this is a contact issue, but also suspect that a stacked set up will be the cure.
The problem might also be related to my questionable 2 bay trustfire charger. I've occasionally let the batteries charge to full on it overnight, but come to realize that "full" on this charger will still allow some trickle, and I worry that this may have affected battery performance. Add a better charger to my shopping list.
Other than that, I love this thing!