I run the mahem, pillage, and plunder department for the law firm Dewy, Cheetem, & Howe.
Seriously: I'm a jack of all tech. For some, I'm an IT guy. For others, I'm the guy to call when they can't figure out how to hook up their new flat screen tv. For others, I'm a communications expert (anything from fixing a broken cell phone to climbing a 700' tower to replace a lightening struck radio).
Oh. I almost forgot. I'm an evil genius plotting a planetary take over. As soon as I have a few thousand more minions and enough qualified henchmen, I'll be making my bid for supreme dictator of the planet earth.