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snopes is a site for checking out stories/urban ledgends...it says False at the top because the story is false....it's a joke...
You can check out all the warning and danger e-mails you get to see if the "alert" is true or not...
You can check out all the warning and danger e-mails you get to see if the "alert" is true or not...
My sister's in law love forwards! But I am foreber telling them to check snopes..the deoderant does not cause cancer. That stash of guns that filled an acre..was found in mexico not texas..that kid is now 35 for heavens sake and not missing!
Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed."
"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed."
tm..OMG. that was funny! (I edited my post quotes in case yours was deleted...LOL)
LMAO!!
note to self...keep paper towels handy for the women's room to wipe up drink spews!
LMAO!!
note to self...keep paper towels handy for the women's room to wipe up drink spews!
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Read the forum rules.
If you have a doubt about something ...do not post it...it's that simple.
I may not be the first one to see it to save you from yourself.
I should never have to delete something...you are grown women.
If you have a doubt about something ...do not post it...it's that simple.
I may not be the first one to see it to save you from yourself.
I should never have to delete something...you are grown women.
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The rules in TWR are enforced so that the women can have a fun and supportive place to go. We want them to be able to talk about most anything and know that they will be supported or be given advice when needed. I know some of the ladies found the post very funny but there are also a lot of ladies that might find it very offensive. The rules of ECF are there for a reason, if the rules aren't enforced by us then it could lead to a lot of hurt feelings. Then other mods would have to step in and none of us want that.
With that said......lets have some fun!!
With that said......lets have some fun!!
I went by my friends house to take her some snacks my son and I made. Her hubby was covering bandages with a bag so he could take a shower. I asked what happened! It seems their dog (an ex racing greyhound rescue) was barking like mad and darting back and forth around their back fence. So her hubby goes out for a look and sees a gopher turtle stuck half in and half out of a broken place in the fence. His hind leg was nipped by the dog and he was paddling like crazy to get out. So her hubby goes around to the other side of the fence with a small saw to release this paniced turtle. Sucess! But as soon as the turtle is free it goes straight for her hubby..he jumps back and falls and the turtle scratches his arm up climbing over it to get to the field beyond.
He said a charging turtle is scary! LOL I wish I could have seen it! Gopher turtles are the race cars of turtles..but still a turtle!
He said a charging turtle is scary! LOL I wish I could have seen it! Gopher turtles are the race cars of turtles..but still a turtle!
I don't know the girl..but this is a small gopher turtle. They can get quite large and live a very long time.
Lisa, that is a cute little turtle!!!!
Lisa, that is a cute little turtle!!!!
DA END ISS NEAR!
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat's da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should juss say, ‘Bridge Out?’”
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat's da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa,” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should juss say, ‘Bridge Out?’”
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