Took a nap and missed both these stories. They're both an absolute hoot! Still gigglin here.
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First of all - Yeah right...it didn't happen to you LOL! - It really didn't happen to me or I'd have fessed up - her eyebrows were fried now...OMG makes me ROFL to think about it. She had to pencil those puppies in for a long time. I don't even know how to accurately use one of those pencils! My luck I'd just be walking around looking perpetually surprised or freaked out
Anyway - the van thing - I have DONE this! With my white grand prix - 2 of em parked next to each other and my flippin key worked and unlocked the car - I jump in...look around..none of the crap in the car was mine...was freaky!! I know how you feel!
I've done something similar that's funny now but embarrassing then. I have a white Explorer which looks like every other white SUV. I came out of the grocery store, went up to my car and pressed the key fob and nothing happened. I pressed it again and harder (as if that helps). Well, I'm sure you have guessed. Yep, I was trying to open the wrong car that looked just like mine. 
Just teasing you Blue. Speaking of eyebrows. I was working at Walgreens at the beauty counter while the manager was at lunch. A lady walks comes up and asks for the eyebrow pencils..I looked up and started to laugh..then my eyes went down from her clown eyebrows to the rest of her face..not a clown! OMGoodness..that lady looked ridiculous..but didn't realize it. I told her I just got a joke..that I was a bit slow on the uptake. Before going back to my counter in camera's I told my friend about it and she said that lady comes in all the time!
How can you NOT know how crazy you look?
How can you NOT know how crazy you look?
lol lookit you go!
I don't remember if we congratulated you on making Ultra so Congratulations Rain!
hahahahaha@women at the drug store...I have SEEN this! Perhaps they have shrunk to a height where they can just no longer see the mirrors I've seen em drawn clear up to the middle of forehead...paired with some really NICE super red lipstick
I've seen em drawn clear up to the middle of forehead...paired with some really NICE super red lipstick hahahahaha@women at the drug store...I have SEEN this! Perhaps they have shrunk to a height where they can just no longer see the mirrors
I don't remember if we congratulated you on making Ultra so Congratulations Rain!
thanks darlin!! congrats to you too!!
When I was a teen attending my prom..I went all out..Gown , hair, fake nails and long white gloves. Well we went out for dinner after the prom and my boyfriend ordered appetizers. So I began to peel off my gloves. The glue I used on the nails stuck to the gloves. My girlfriend and I went to the ladies and pulled and pried to no avail. We asked a waitress if any of the other ladies had nail polish remover and all she brought back was a butter knife. I ended up using my teeth to pry the nails off (thru the gloves) and had to spenf the rest of the evening with super glued nails! Plus my boyfriend and hers ate the appetizers while we were gone!
If this sounds familiar, I told this story about 2 years ago in here. I can't remember which thread though..I would imagine it was in something like "really stupid things you did" LOL!
A picture from back in the day..don't laugh..my hair was the height of teen chic in 1969! height being the operative word!
If this sounds familiar, I told this story about 2 years ago in here. I can't remember which thread though..I would imagine it was in something like "really stupid things you did" LOL!
A picture from back in the day..don't laugh..my hair was the height of teen chic in 1969! height being the operative word!
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Oh My! This was really pretty funny - that is until I got to the part where you PULLED THEM OFF THRU YOUR GLOVES....we are talkin OUCHHHHH!!! I'm really sorry you had to do that Oh..and the NERVE..eating all the appetizers..sounds like GUYS!
Oh..and the NERVE..eating all the appetizers..sounds like GUYS! When I was a teen attending my prom..I went all out..Gown , hair, fake nails and long white gloves. Well we went out for dinner after the prom and my boyfriend ordered appetizers. So I began to peel off my gloves. The glue I used on the nails stuck to the gloves. My girlfriend and I went to the ladies and pulled and pried to no avail. We asked a waitress if any of the other ladies had nail polish remover and all she brought back was a butter knife. I ended up using my teeth to pry the nails off (thru the gloves) and had to spenf the rest of the evening with super glued nails! Plus my boyfriend and hers ate the appetizers while we were gone!
If this sounds familiar, I told this story about 2 years ago in here. I can't remember which thread though..I would imagine it was in something like "really stupid things you did" LOL!
A picture from back in the day..don't laugh..my hair was the height of teen chic in 1969! height being the operative word!
It didn't hurt..they kind of popped off. My nails are flat and the old fake nails were very curved..so there was a small pocket of air under the nails. I guess that's why they leaked all the glue. But the gloves were ruined..glad my neighbor never asked for them back!
I probably would have just eaten with the gloves on. LOL.
I'm surprised you had so much trouble getting them off, the few times I tried them they would just fall off within hours.
I'm surprised you had so much trouble getting them off, the few times I tried them they would just fall off within hours.
WARNING !!! Very important, please read!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. That ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!
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