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Orlando is the armpit of Florida.
Sorry, had some bad experiences in (the outskirts of) Orlando.
I'm sorry Frick. Do we dare ask?
15 years in Orlando. Summary: Visit. NEVER LIVE.
Florida in general: Tourist or Retire. DON'T LIVE.
If you're young enough, you can acclimate. If you don't know what real humidity is, visit during the "winter" or you'll be ready to evacuate within the week.
Having gotten out of FL, I can't possibly imagine how I ever survived the place. I feel going back would kill me.
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Slim + redemptiON ----> Roadtriiiiip Hoooookuuuuuup!
Please ignore me. I'm drunk, again.
Florida in general: Tourist or Retire. DON'T LIVE.
If you're young enough, you can acclimate. If you don't know what real humidity is, visit during the "winter" or you'll be ready to evacuate within the week.
Having gotten out of FL, I can't possibly imagine how I ever survived the place. I feel going back would kill me.
P.S.:
Slim + redemptiON ----> Roadtriiiiip Hoooookuuuuuup!
Please ignore me. I'm drunk, again.
No. No, we don't.
Please ignore this, that, and all future postings, should there be any.
Let's just say it involved an ex-wife, and her father who lived in a not-so-safe part of Orlando. Who ever knew there was such a thing as Orlando hillbillies, and Orlando thugs?
I know your situation wasn't funny, but what you just said was. All Mickey Mouse ears... made me
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You know... Florida basically boils down to how far from I-5 you feel comfortable driving off of. Orlando is one hub that has the benefit of being ON I-5. Miami, and the Quays (Keys, ugh) happen to be the ...-end of I-5. If you're a space-boy, or don't realize how boring it is if you aren't, Cape Canaveral.... is SOMEWHERE.
As a way-too-long-term resident, I still thing St. Augustine is the BEST destination around. But then, I never went there enough to become jade.
Sorry, please ignore Florida. It's full of old people and hanging chads.
P.S.: My facts are drunk.
P.P.S.: I edited this twice. I see two more typos... I'll let them live as a testament to Vodka.
As a way-too-long-term resident, I still thing St. Augustine is the BEST destination around. But then, I never went there enough to become jade.
Sorry, please ignore Florida. It's full of old people and hanging chads.
P.S.: My facts are drunk.
P.P.S.: I edited this twice. I see two more typos... I'll let them live as a testament to Vodka.
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Florida is the arm pit of the Nation.Orlando is the armpit of Florida.
Oh, just ignore that comment (even thought it's true).
starsong, I agree, best thread ever.
And now you've got me curious too about Oldyou....sounds like there might be a good story behind the Newme name choice. Let's hope she shares it.
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