Spider in my Provari!

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Loveridden

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I would have FREAKED OUT!!!! lol -

I look in my drip tips sometimes to make sure something didn't crawl in there..... :oops:

I watched this show today on Animal Planet about infestations and this house was infected with little bloodsucking bird mytes.....shudder.......WHY DO I WATCH THIS STUFF????
 

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Please don't send it in for a cleaning, haha..We don't like spiders... LOL :)



I guess we have a 'bug' in the software/hardware. :laugh:

"bug in the software/hardware"... Love it!

I'm not afraid of spiders so if it's keeping you up at night just send it my way and I'll "take care of it" for ya ;-)

I live in a Manhattan apartment and wish we had a spider or two to keep the roach population down. Now if one of those .......**s showed up in my PV one morning you can bet your Provari that some innocent pedestrian 7 flights below will be getting intimate with the blunt end of a Lavatube falling on their unsuspecting noggin'. wait a second...

"ABC, channel 7 News at 11. A 65 year old woman ended up in the hospital this afternoon after a pipe bomb,... Wait... Excuse me,... After what police are saying is 'a big ... electronic cigarette thing' fell from several stories high in Upper Manhattan and knocked her unconscious. She suffered a concussion, but was quickly taken to New York Presbyterian and is in stable condition. Mayor Bloomberg quickly responded to the incident by prohibiting the sale of 'super-sized electronic cigarettes' in New York City matching his recent efforts in pushing for a ban on sales of 32oz soft drinks in theatres and sports venues, the use of non-Hybrid cars by any motorist living in the five boroughs, the use of plastic bottles, displays of affection in public and excessive smiling.

"In an ironic turn of events, the woman was interviewed in the hospital shortly after regaining consciousness where she was found using the so-called 'e-cig' while lying in her hospital bed. She said, quote 'oh dear, I've been trying to quit smoking for 50 years and that hooligan, god bless 'em, may have just saved my life. Oh and I just love Strawberries and this thingy tastes just like a fresh Strawberry. They're my favorite you know. Oh, that reminds me of the time..." After speaking for what, according to the interviewer, was "a .......** long time, that sweet lady just wouldn't shut her trap!," she was asked if she had any intention of pressing charges should the police apprehend any suspects in the alleged assault to which she responded with "oh, gosh no. But, please be a dear and ask 'em to bring me more of that delicious strawberry-whatever-this-is." The DA's office intends to charge anyone suspected of having commited this crime with "aggravated littering with intent to cause a serious boo-boo" which carries a minimum sentence of 20 years in Rikers with no parole. No suspects have yet been caught by police, but when interviewed, local residents suspect that "it's that ....... in 6A that stinks of fruit cocktail every time he gets in the elevator.

"An FDA spokesperson, in response to news of this incident, said "See, we told you. E-cigarettes can kill you!"

:)
 

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I can't top that spider story. Can certainly believe my wifey might throw the thing out the car window. When I was 12 yo, wore engineer boots. One summer morning I awoke, sat up in bed, pulled yesterdays sox on, grabbed my left boot and banged the heel on the floor. Poured a Black Widow spider out of that boot onto the floor. Haven't a clue in the world what made me decide to bang that boot. . .would blame womens intuition. . .cept I'm male.

Curious. . .whattcha gonna feed that puppy?

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"bug in the software/hardware"... Love it!

I'm not afraid of spiders so if it's keeping you up at night just send it my way and I'll "take care of it" for ya ;-)

I live in a Manhattan apartment and wish we had a spider or two to keep the roach population down. Now if one of those .......**s showed up in my PV one morning you can bet your Provari that some innocent pedestrian 7 flights below will be getting intimate with the blunt end of a Lavatube falling on their unsuspecting noggin'. wait a second...

"ABC, channel 7 News at 11. A 65 year old woman ended up in the hospital this afternoon after a pipe bomb,... Wait... Excuse me,... After what police are saying is 'a big ... electronic cigarette thing' fell from several stories high in Upper Manhattan and knocked her unconscious. She suffered a concussion, but was quickly taken to New York Presbyterian and is in stable condition. Mayor Bloomberg quickly responded to the incident by prohibiting the sale of 'super-sized electronic cigarettes' in New York City matching his recent efforts in pushing for a ban on sales of 32oz soft drinks in theatres and sports venues, the use of non-Hybrid cars by any motorist living in the five boroughs, the use of plastic bottles, displays of affection in public and excessive smiling.

"In an ironic turn of events, the woman was interviewed in the hospital shortly after regaining consciousness where she was found using the so-called 'e-cig' while lying in her hospital bed. She said, quote 'oh dear, I've been trying to quit smoking for 50 years and that hooligan, god bless 'em, may have just saved my life. Oh and I just love Strawberries and this thingy tastes just like a fresh Strawberry. They're my favorite you know. Oh, that reminds me of the time..." After speaking for what, according to the interviewer, was "a .......** long time, that sweet lady just wouldn't shut her trap!," she was asked if she had any intention of pressing charges should the police apprehend any suspects in the alleged assault to which she responded with "oh, gosh no. But, please be a dear and ask 'em to bring me more of that delicious strawberry-whatever-this-is." The DA's office intends to charge anyone suspected of having commited this crime with "aggravated littering with intent to cause a serious boo-boo" which carries a minimum sentence of 20 years in Rikers with no parole. No suspects have yet been caught by police, but when interviewed, local residents suspect that "it's that ....... in 6A that stinks of fruit cocktail every time he gets in the elevator.

"An FDA spokesperson, in response to news of this incident, said "See, we told you. E-cigarettes can kill you!"

:)

Hahahahahaha. The Bloomberg stuff killed me lol
 

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Thanks for planting the seed. :facepalm:
I hate spiders myself, and have always feared going to take a vape and one crawling out of one of my Atty's into my mouth. With some liquids being sweet they could be attracted to them though the Nic would probably knock them out :) but when you have a bunch of mods sitting on a table over night it could happen, Yikes
 
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