Starting conversations - what's your favorite opener?

[Mikie]

So.... vape that often?

or maybe

What's a cute vaper like you doin' with a little eGo like that?

lol... might work, in being forever alone

 

[Runningw235]

Most people are not as interested as you might think. If they really want to know they'll ask. People don't really like being lectured on their habits.

Let people be.

 

[Mikie]

I was buying smokes on night and this woman made a comment behind. She was a nurse and thank god people like me bought these things so she would always have a job. I turned around just out of curiosity and saw she was at least 275 pounds. I didn't share my thoughts on her lifestyle, just said thanks for the info. She was correct in how cigs were bad, but not in judging me... no one is.

 

[Bunnykiller]

I would go with my standard opener that I used when I was trying to pick up a girl..."Hi, I'm Scott"
I am telling you that is the best "pick up line" ever.

Edit: Should you choose to use my "pick up line" please use YOUR name.

I can use "your" pick up line...