Texas T went back to school......

[Norry]

Texas T was taking an art class and turned in his assignment.
He gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
TT: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
TT: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
TT: It left because there was no more grass...

 

[TexasT]

Now you know why I was always at the top of the class ....

 

[Norry]

Yep---You probably got all A's for your Active Imagination

 

[TexasT]

Well, it was all in preparation for a lifetime of avoiding work at all costs and a strong determination to fail at any job I accidentally undertook, although I tried desperately hard not to take jobs. Looking back, I would have to say my education resulted in me being highly sucessful at not working. I'm an inspiration in East Texas.

 

[tgcrna]

Now you know why I was always at the top of the class ....

TT, I imagine you were always in the corner of your class!!

 

[Norry]

tt, i imagine you were always in the corner of your class!!

lololololololol

 

[TexasT]

TT, I imagine you were always in the corner of your class!!

Yeah, I was the envy of everyone.


But the teacher would sneak up behind me and slap the back of my head when I started snoring. And she was a relative of my younger sister! On my aunts side.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Texas T was taking an art class and turned in his assignment.
He gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
TT: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
TT: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
TT: It left because there was no more grass...

Too funny. Keep in mind that Texas T bought his alleged Ph.D. diploma.

 

[LordDavon]

When I read the title, I really thought he may have gone back. No one ever thought TexasT was going to go back to school but, T always swore he was finally gonna "beat that fifth grade"!

 

[maureengill]

TT...it's people like you that always get promoted....do you have a brown nose too??

Well, it was all in preparation for a lifetime of avoiding work at all costs and a strong determination to fail at any job I accidentally undertook, although I tried desperately hard not to take jobs. Looking back, I would have to say my education resulted in me being highly sucessful at not working. I'm an inspiration in East Texas.

 

[TexasT]

LD, I never did master that Fifth Grade. That was just too tough and I figured I was about as smart as I was gonna get anyhow. You and Ab always had all the brains in the family. Maybe that's why Dad gave you guys more work to do and left me alone.

And Maureen, your right. I always did get promoted quickly. When I had that job at the Whattaburger, after three days they made me Chief Executing Officer of the Ordering Counter. If I hadn't called the customers Fat ... and Buffalo .... I'd probably still be working there.

And that job at the Sewage Treatment Plant ... well, I don't want to tell you what my title was there because you'd be too jealous, but I moved up fast there too. That might be where I got my "brown nose." I wish I still had that job, it was a good one, but I just couldn't stand the big bosses shi.!!!

 

[ab357]

When I read the title, I really thought he may have gone back. No one ever thought TexasT was going to go back to school but, T always swore he was finally gonna "beat that fifth grade"!

LD you have to stop those impossible dreams of yours. With all the new stuff they've added to education since he was in school soo long ago, TT would never get promoted.

He's just left behind.

 

[TexasT]

********

 

[ab357]

You.......

Speechless

 

[El Dee]

So ahh,,,TT.............Whatcha' studying this time Bro..??? Gynacology...??.??.?????

 

[TexasT]

Well hiya ElDee, been missing you around here!

No, I tried doing OB/GYN when I first got my Ph.D. from the Internet for $189.85 plus shipping and handling. But I'll tell ya, that's not all its cracked up to be (excuse the expression).

You know how my wife is always beating me up and throwing me out in the front yard. Well I started studying bugs and became an entomologist. Bugs are lots better and you can catch them and throw them against the bug zapper. My wifey likes to watch that ... it always make her giggle.

We just have to watch and keep Ab away from the zapper because he's so little we're afraid for him to get too close. But he gets so excited that its hard to control him sometimes.

 

[ab357]

So ahh,,,TT.............Whatcha' studying this time Bro..??? Gynacology...??.??.?????

You realize you just made all the women here squirm right?

Well hiya ElDee, been missing you around here!

No, I tried doing OB/GYN when I first got my Ph.D. from the Internet for $189.85 plus shipping and handling. But I'll tell ya, that's not all its cracked up to be (excuse the expression).

You know how my wife is always beating me up and throwing me out in the front yard. Well I started studying bugs and became an entomologist. Bugs are lots better and you can catch them and throw them against the bug zapper. My wifey likes to watch that ... it always make her giggle.

We just have to watch and keep Ab away from the zapper because he's so little we're afraid for him to get too close. But he gets so excited that its hard to control him sometimes.

You hurt my feelings lying about my height. It's not my fault you loose an eighth of an inch of your height everytime Mrs T nails you on the head.

 

[TexasT]

You hurt my feelings lying about my height.

Ab, dearest brother, don't ever be ashamed of being a wee person. Just stand tall old buddy. And with your Napoleon hat on you look real tall, and your elevator shoes, and platform socks and extended height underwear ... with all that on your nearly as tall as you are round!

Almost.

 

[maureengill]

Nope...TT went back to school to get his ...-Doctor degree....at least that's what the undercover cow told me....

 

[TexasT]

Nope...TT went back to school to get his ...-Doctor degree....at least that's what the undercover cow told me....

Actually I thought about proctology but I figured with Ab already being a proctologist there wasn't any sense in having two of them in the family.